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Stage is set for changes

In a way, it's almost good that the White Sox offense failed to help John Danks and the bullpen during Wednesday's 11-inning, 2-1 loss.

Had Matt Thornton and Jesse Crain been able to preserve the shutout, the story would've been Danks' triumphant return, a second straight series win inside the division, both of which are great.

But it would have overshadowed the critically flawed offense, which scored just eight runs over three games against Kansas City pitching -- and only five runs by their own doing (two runs scored after an Alcides Escobar error, and another after a blown call).

They faced the staff with the second-worst ERA in the American League. They faced three different pitchers -- a hard-throwing lefty, a soft-tossing lefty, and a historically awful right-hander. They managed just four hits and one cheap run off the Royals bullpen over 8 2/3 innings. Plainly put, the offense didn't experience any real kind of success against any one member of the second-worst pitching staff in baseball.

This would've been a problem even if they won 1-0, and thanks to the frustrating nature of the loss, Ozzie Guillen made everybody aware of it.

Star-divide

 

Now the question is whether anybody is going to back up the talk.

It's well past the time for action, because this has been the team's biggest problem all year. With their "effort" on Thursday, the White Sox are now averaging under four runs per game (3.98), including a cool 3.44 runs per game in July. Nobody can pin this one on the weather.

On Tuesday evening, Guillen offered the weakest support for Adam Dunn this season, which I called a figurative cry for help. On Wednesday, Jeff Passan shared a literal one, telling us that calling it quits has crossed Dunn's mind.

Then, following Wednesday's game, Guillen says:

"That’s the team we have all year long. … I talk (trash) because what I see. That’s all I see. Very bad. Nothing against Chen. Nothing against the Kansas City pitching staff. They’re good. They got a young ballclub. The way we go about our business here, horse(bleep). They can say whatever they want to say."

This would seem to signify that this off day could be an eventful one. Then again, when Guillen doesn't refer to anybody by name in his rants, it usually results in minor changes at most.

And if A.J. Pierzynski's attitude is reflective of the clubhouse's perspective:

"I thought we played well, we just didn’t get any hits," said Pierzynski, who was 0-for-4 and grounded into his 17th double play. "Chen pitched pretty well, and their bullpen has been strong for them all year.

"We didn’t have a whole lot of chances, hit into some double plays and scored one run. When you get five hits in 11 innings, it’s going to look that way."

... I would place my money on more of the same.

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"Nothing more painful than losing the f—-ing game against Bruce Chen once again,’’ Guillen said. "That’s more painful than this one. F—-ing pathetic. No f—-ing energy. We just go through the motions. We take the day off instead of [today, a day off].’’

http://www.suntimes.com/sports/baseball/whitesox/6622131-417/john-danks-effort-wasted-in-white-sox-2-1-loss-to-royals.html

by Sox-35th on Jul 21, 2011 6:20 AM CDT reply actions  

oh indeed

thanks for posting that

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by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jul 21, 2011 6:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

Just 8 more losses in a row

and they’ll realize how much this teams sucks. BLOW IT UP.

by striker on Jul 21, 2011 7:42 AM CDT reply actions  

This quote is a little bit more concerning
"No team is going to have energy every single day. You need to figure out how to get wins on those days. It’s tough. That’s the way it is. It’s not Opening Day every day, and you have to figure out on those days where you’re dragging how to get through.’’

by notoneyguillen on Jul 21, 2011 7:45 AM CDT reply actions  

Who gave this gem?

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 21, 2011 7:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Separates

Winners
from
Losers.

My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.

LET’S GO YOU WHITE SOX!!!!!

by ballyb on Jul 21, 2011 8:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

aj?

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by onlysoxfaninbasel on Jul 21, 2011 8:05 AM CDT up reply actions  

In doing my own research (gasp!) this was from Konerko.

Wow. That’s your team leader saying, “Weeeeeell…….” while shrugging. Wow.

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 21, 2011 8:09 AM CDT up reply actions  

He said you still need to win.

It is what it is, no one is going to be 100% at any job they do every single day, when it’s 100 degrees out no less. He didn’t make excuses, he said they still need to win anyways. I’m fine with it.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 21, 2011 9:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

exactly

when i coach i know my team will have good days and bad days. the difference between good and .500 teams is that the good teams still find ways to win on their bad days

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jul 21, 2011 9:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

My point is

It seems everyday there is no energy. I understand not being gung ho everyday, but going through the motions is different. And it’s not just because I think they are lazy. This is a defeatist quote.

This is a fucking excuse; "you have to figure out on those days where you’re dragging how to get through.’’ There are 64 games left. It looks as though they are at peace with where they are given everyones comments (except Ozzie). That doesn’t sit right with me.

by notoneyguillen on Jul 21, 2011 9:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

For this "And it’s not just because I think they are lazy"

I meant to say “It’s not because I think they are lazy”

by notoneyguillen on Jul 21, 2011 9:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

How does that suggest they are at peace?

He said they still need to win. He didn’t say it was OK to lose. He seemed to say the exact opposite. He was not OK with losing. He was saying, even on days when you feel like shit, you still need to get the job done, and they aren’t.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 21, 2011 9:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe it's because he sounds like Eeyore

 This quote, with AJ saying how he thought they played well just rubbed me the wrong way. And PK never said anything about winning in here or that he wasn’t ok with losing, just that they have to find a way to get through.

by notoneyguillen on Jul 21, 2011 10:02 AM CDT up reply actions  

What?
You need to figure out how to get wins on those days.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 21, 2011 10:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm just pissed off

There are 64 games left, this shit should be figured out by now

by notoneyguillen on Jul 21, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

right but there are 64 games left

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

you'll be saying that same shit when there are 30 games left and we are still 4-5 games back

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10

by Ahillock on Jul 21, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

Exactly

At best we are going to be two games below .500 after 100 games played. Hell, we could be in 4th after the weekend.

The Twins have been through hell this season, and yet, by playing NEW and YOUNG talent, they are crawling back.

Just sayin’.

by slydernelson on Jul 21, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

You know what you could be right

but I am sick of having you people tell me this. Let me hold on to a shred of hope. Don’t ruin my summer. Do you people think you are bringing an original thought on this?

by Rhubarb on Jul 21, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

really?

i cant believe you, of all people, are succumbing to his, of all (unknown)people,’s comment.

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

No, its not new

But the gambles haven’t paid off. I know KW won’t lose his head for this debacle, but, I as a fan surely do hope this changes his thinking.

by slydernelson on Jul 21, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

to which gambles are you referring?

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

I would guess

Peavy, Rios and Dunn. In that order.

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 21, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

i wanna know what he thinks the gambles were

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

In a way, every free agent signing is.

You’re gambling that they’re going to continue their career stats, improve on them based on input from your own people or have a predictable decline. If something goes wrong, injury or horrendous slump, then you’ve kinda lost your gamble.

I’m arguing semantics, I will admit.

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 21, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

semantics have no business in here

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

nor can peavy

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Peavy was CERTAINLY a gamble!

Hurt when you traded for him, had been hurt, moving from the NL to the AL and from the biggest/best pitchers park in the majors to a home run haven?! That’s totally a gamble.

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 21, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

all true

but he was hurt with a not pitching related injury, was a proven pitcher with great stuff, former cy young. at the time it was a low risk high reward. to me, it wasnt a gamble

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fair enough.

I was squarely against the Peavy trade from the first rumor.

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 21, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

hmm

how come? for the reasons stated above?

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

Yes.

I didn’t like the fact that he was injured, but his motion had me believing in 2008 that he was going to get hurt. Then there was the money. And yes, he won the Cy Young, but I’m going to be very weary of any pitcher other than Halladay, Verlander or Hernandez moving from a pitcher’s park to a hitter’s park.

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 21, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

i was daydreaming about what it would be like

had they traded for doc as opposed to peavy. it was a nice five minutes.

by craigws on Jul 21, 2011 11:10 AM CDT up reply actions  

"You people"?

“You people”? We need a meeting.

by winningugly on Jul 21, 2011 1:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, the Twins are playing AAA players

Revere is 23, but that is about it. They have had alot of injuries so they are forced to play people you have never heard of. That does not mean they are young though.

Casilla = 27
Plouffe = 29
Tolbert = 29
Butera = 27
Hughes = 26

Also, the Twins fucking suck. They are not a good team this year. Feel free to go become a Twins fan though.

by 815Sox on Jul 21, 2011 10:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

yeah it sucks

I just don’t want to hear about the how good the Twins are right now. Because they are not. The meatball flag has been flying high all year in Sox nation.

It is more obvious than ever that the Sox freak out whenever they play them. The majority of this team have (on the offensive side) been absolute head-cases this entire year.

by 815Sox on Jul 21, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why 11 days?

We’ve been having the same problems since Game 4.

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 21, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

trade dealine. emphasis was on ALL your shit

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

If you want to be mad.. so be it.

I just don’t know why you’d be mad about this.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 21, 2011 10:25 AM CDT up reply actions  

With all due respect, you are being a liiiiiiittle overdramatic here.

There is nothing wrong with Paulie’s quote. What do you want him to say? “We need to do a better job of going out there and kicking some ass, no more pussy shit, lets do this!” while he puts on a rambo bandana. You are being dumb about this.

by Rhubarb on Jul 21, 2011 10:14 AM CDT up reply actions  

he lacks da fiyah n da pashun!

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maybe

I don’t want to see yelling and screaming. I don’t think that does anything. I’d prefer to see things happen.

by notoneyguillen on Jul 21, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

That is not what you were saying

you took issue with the Paulie quote because you are pissed at the outcome last night.

by Rhubarb on Jul 21, 2011 10:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

I never said I wanted to see yelling or screaming

I would prefer to see something different happen. This quote, with AJ saying how he thought they played well rubbed me the wrong way. There is a big disconnect to between AJ saying they played well and PK saying they need to figure it out.

by notoneyguillen on Jul 21, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

jesus christ.

look at your original post

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not backtracking

My rant was based off of PK’s quote.

by notoneyguillen on Jul 21, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

HOLY MOTHERFUCKING FUCK!

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

I have a feeling all of you are Twins fans

and Cheat created this site just to piss me off. It is all an elaborate hoax isn’t it. My brother put you all up to this right? It has been in the works since 2004 right?

by Rhubarb on Jul 21, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

took you long enough

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

holy fuck

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

busy creating multiple SBN accounts

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

i decided yesterday its my response to anything absolutely denarded

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

As Stone Pony says:

“great hitters never give away an at-bat”. We have to many guys flailing away at the first or second pitch. Not working counts. Trying to hit pitcher’s pitches. That quote explains that it is a long season and of course somedays you aren’t going to have the energy, mental or physical, like you do on others. But, when you are playing against your division in crucial games and series that need to be won, you better get some focus. I’m not sure if the coaches aren’t getting through to these guys, or if they just aren’t doing their job. But, I will stress in my opinion, when teams or individuals appear to be going through the motions or losing focus, one way to correct that is a shakeup. Now more than ever, this team needs Viciedo.

"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 21, 2011 8:14 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions   1 recs

Look at Bruce Chen's pitch count thru 8.

83 or something, iirc.

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

and danks was 110 at least

against the freaking royals

when did bruce chen become the dragon? i dont watch this team everyday but i have seen enough to see these guys have 0 plate discipline and just swing at anything not over their head

not once last night did i see a guy willingly lay off a pitch and try and draw a walk. nope the dragon had taken over kauffman last night and the sox were his first of 1 victim

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by starbury_to_s-jaxci2000 on Jul 21, 2011 11:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

It seems to me that Ozzie Guillen needs to keep his mouth shut a bit more tightly. When you go off and insult people during a rant, especially by name, you’re going to make a huge amount of people angry.

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by cartersally21 on Jul 22, 2011 12:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

jim id love to believe that they will make some moves

but for whatever reason they seem content to let these guys absolutely suck. i dont get it. they should have made a move june 1st. then i figured it would happen july 4th because of the service time crap. now its july fucking 21 and they still haven’t done anything. if there is a worst executive of the year award kenny williams should win in a landslide. how can he sit on his hands while rome burns? worse yet- the cubs will probably hire hahn at the end of the year. that will be a great fucking kick in the nuts.

i wish i could ban them. they aren’t worth watching. unfortunately i’m a dickhead and will tune in tomorrow.

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by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 21, 2011 8:20 AM CDT reply actions  

Battered and abused wife syndrome?

"Good teams win games. Bad teams have meetings."

by BobbySouthSide on Jul 21, 2011 8:23 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

basically.

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by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 21, 2011 8:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

We can share icepacks.

Cause you damn well know I’ll be putting the game on at least two screens at the restaurant.

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 21, 2011 8:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

Maquiavelic theory

KW is doing it on purpose to get rid of Guillen.

If you chase two rabbits both will escape!

by JofpGallagher on Jul 21, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

blegh

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 8:55 AM CDT reply actions  

Part of me says "if not now, when?"

when it comes to the potential moves that can be made to improve the team. But then the other part of me remembers its almost deadline time, which means its time for Kenny to trade away a useful part for another reliever.

So on balance, I say stand the fuck pat. Because given how they’ve responded to the troubles of the offense, I’m not trusting them to do any bold moves.

I shant be misled a second time

by Nordhagen on Jul 21, 2011 9:17 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

should get make internal moves; somehow get de aza and dayan up

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10

by Ahillock on Jul 21, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

guess what

they aren’t going to win us the division either. It would be nice to see them but the people here now have to go through the motions of getting better.

by Rhubarb on Jul 21, 2011 10:33 AM CDT up reply actions  

thats a bunch of bullshit too.

if viciedo was up maybe he hits a home run yesterday and we win 2-1. its better than constructing a lineup with cocksucking omar vizqeul in it.

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by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 21, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

it just pisses me off because there is no reason that he isn't on the team. its so stupid.

i just don’t get that it is THAT difficult to send down morel or dump lillibridge or vizquel. its insane!

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by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 21, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

probably... but at least they will have done something.

look what buster posey did for the giants last year. not saying viciedo is as good as posey is but christ if he could put in a little bit of life maybe others will wake up.

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by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 21, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Bring it on.

Shocked if he is not up tomorrow.

by Rhubarb on Jul 21, 2011 11:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

im shocked he wasn't up 2 months ago.

or july 4th. or after the all star break. it just seems like they are content with doing nothing. it is really strange. this has been the teams problems since mid april. it isnt new. i hope he’s up tomorrow. i highly doubt it though.

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by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 21, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions  

I tend to trust what I read and hear from respected posters around here.

Jim, larry, JJ, the other editors on this site, all seem to think that trying at least one of those two up here in the minors would be a good move. Especially considering that we have players doing absolutely nothing up here holding them back. They are not going to carry the team though, that is for sure. At the very least it will give them some experience up here.

by 815Sox on Jul 21, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

well, clearly the offense didn't lose the game last night.

the bullpen did. Great job, juicing the bases, Sale. Nice pitch there, Santos. This team clearly needs some better relievers to hide the awful offense.

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

My favorite part of this Guillen rant

The bruise under his eye. We had to watch that crap too, but at least we can drink, eat burritos, and not get hit in the face with foul balls. Poor bastard.

by Shinons* on Jul 21, 2011 9:18 AM CDT reply actions  

Wut?

A manager who’s team isn’t hitting deserves to get hit in the face with a baseball as much as a billionaire who’s company hacked the phone of a murdered 13 year old girl deserves to get hit in the face with a cream pie? Ok…

by Shinons* on Jul 21, 2011 10:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

trust no one, young grasshopper

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

don't forget, possibly conspired to commit murder

The key witness in the UK case was found dead two days ago. Odd timing.

by 815Sox on Jul 21, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

I haven't heard anything about witnesses being present when he died

The police have said “no suspicious circumstances” but color me skeptical of that, especially considering that the Head of Scotland Yard (who are conducting the investigation) just quit because he was intercepting phone calls and accepting bribes for Rupert Murdoch.

But we are veering of course, agree to disagree.

by 815Sox on Jul 21, 2011 12:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm with Ozzie. "Vamosa vino tinto" via twitter.

Which basically means I’m gonna go get drunk with red wine. He’s just acknowledging the fact that this team can’t be watched without booze.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 21, 2011 9:41 AM CDT reply actions  

Vino Tinto is the Venezuelan Soccer National team

He was rooting for them. However, they lose the game vs Paraguay

by Gerry0587 on Jul 21, 2011 12:06 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

the teams name is Red Wine?

Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk

by blackoutsox on Jul 21, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ozzie's finally applying the whip for the stretch run.

Benching Dunn.
Calling out the team.

We’ll see if they respond.

His statement that “I’m done protecting players” might mean he’s ready to agree to some of the roster moves Kenny has wanted to make.

Dunn to DL, goodbye Lilli, hello Tank and De Aza?

Baseball is life.

by elgonzo4sox on Jul 21, 2011 9:59 AM CDT reply actions  

holy fuck

dunns not going to the dl

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:06 AM CDT up reply actions  

The Dunn to the DL has been given so much legitimacy by some of the Chicago media

people are speaking of it like the only reason it hasn’t happened is because the team is refusing to do so.

by 815Sox on Jul 21, 2011 10:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm unable to quantify

but it seems to me that he “calls out the team” at least once a year.

#shitmyteamsmanagersays

I shant be misled a second time

by Nordhagen on Jul 21, 2011 10:07 AM CDT up reply actions  

Don't stop there, Dunn-to-DL crowd

If we’re going to cheat, poison Jason Kubel’s food. Kidnap Matt Treanor’s family. Shoot Jason Verlander in the face. I don’t know, think big.

a VERY AVERAGE Sox Machine refugee

by big_fun on Jul 21, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

*er, Justin

a VERY AVERAGE Sox Machine refugee

by big_fun on Jul 21, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

I watched last night's game

And other than the pitching staff, it just looks like we don’t give a fuck or the players on this roster got bad in a hurry.

I say its time for a youth revolution. No more Omar, AJ, Rios (for the love of freakin’ God can he just go away) and I’m sorry to say, it’s time to trade Q!

Bring on the new guys. If they create any spark, we can still win this division.

by slydernelson on Jul 21, 2011 10:13 AM CDT reply actions  

WHAT NEW GUYS!?!?!

I can agree with not resigning Omar at the end of the year but there is no possible realistic method to get rid of Rios. AJ has been carrying alot of the hitters and we owe him a kings ransom for next year. We can’t fucking drop people. This kind of shit is getting ridiculous. Our minor leaguers will not inspire anyone either. Give it up.

by Rhubarb on Jul 21, 2011 10:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

eh, i've seen worse.

also, i blame the dew point. wait until you see my rantings by the end of this week.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Jul 21, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

ranters gotta rant

Its all good.

Even Don Cooper went all BLARGH today:

blargh

I shant be misled a second time

by Nordhagen on Jul 21, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm ranting

I thank all you people for bearing the brunt of my woe. Early this morning I came to peace with my woe, then I woke up.

by Rhubarb on Jul 21, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Change needs to be made

You can’t just simply keep playing players that are underachieving. Its bad baseball, bad business. Right now everything within the White Sox organization makes zero sense AND we might be looking at an overhaul anyways come 2012 if Ozzie seriously considers making the move to manage the Marlins.

If you are fine with this team heading to a 79-83 record, cool.

by slydernelson on Jul 21, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

please just stop

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

I take it that the popular opinion is that we are eventually going to turn this around

Well, I will check back in after our home stand against Detroit, Boston, and New York.

by slydernelson on Jul 21, 2011 10:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

cool, see you then

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

are you going to on a "I told yah so!"?

This team is four games back, they are not going to “blow it up” right now. I’d suggest you spend some time reading Larry’s posts on our minor league teams before you suggest a “youth movement”

by 815Sox on Jul 21, 2011 10:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

*larry

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Jul 21, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

ill give your face a 7 and your asinine

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

no homo

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

...not that theres anything wrong with that

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions  

So you are fine with blowing it up and heading to a 69-93 record?

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 10:27 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm not suggesting a blow up

If the Tank is hot right now, then you have to bring him up and see if he can create a spark.

We can win this division, I truly believe that, but the offense is a mess. We need some boost and hopefully this weekend we can look like the team we started off as on Opening Day, than this past series.

by slydernelson on Jul 21, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

Or

Addition by subtraction.

Okay, don’t trade Q!, and AJ can hang around. But Rios needs to go.

by slydernelson on Jul 21, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

bench

Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk

by blackoutsox on Jul 21, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

To the wavier wire

Hey, if Toronto did it, we can too.

by slydernelson on Jul 21, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

I won't take it as a personal attack, really

I know we are all pissed and everyone has their own idea of how to improve this team.

So its fine, you can call me dumb.

by slydernelson on Jul 21, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

youve been quite stupid for a long time today

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

dude, this isn't fantasy baseball.

you can’t just click “drop” player and see him gone on his merry way. Some team would have to be even more fucking retarded to claim Rios now than Kenny was since Rios is older and playing even worse now, for a longer period of time, than he was then.

If you want to cut him and eat his entire salary, so be it. Jerry and KW will never do that unless Rios goes on a murdering rampage, starts molesting children, or begins throwing out ethnic and racial slurs left and right to the media.

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

is their owner a 12 year old cancer patient?

Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk

by blackoutsox on Jul 21, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

slapped a guy on the ass

who went on to become president. small world.

(he died though… too soon?)

by evenyoudorn on Jul 21, 2011 2:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Let's change the subject to the third baseman and his psychic detective son

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Jul 22, 2011 7:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know - the money thing

I get it. Seriously, I do. But in a good business just because you invested in something doesn’t mean you see it go to ruins. Cut your losses, take what you can, move forward.

by slydernelson on Jul 21, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't think you do though

Because putting him on the waiver wire will result in nothing but negative consequences. It is a dumb idea.

by 815Sox on Jul 21, 2011 10:56 AM CDT up reply actions  

but do players even know when they are put on waivers?

I don’t think they do.

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 10:57 AM CDT up reply actions  

i would imagine so

and a team can revoke the waiver right?

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

all players go through waivers.

also, there are different types of waivers.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Jul 21, 2011 10:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

bench

Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk

by blackoutsox on Jul 21, 2011 12:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Underrated.

"I have no patience for the homeless. Get your old, stinky ass out!" - Terry Boers

by RWShow on Jul 21, 2011 10:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats a lot of balls

and I’ll take him

Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk

by blackoutsox on Jul 21, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

sounds like a mini-blowup
Omar, AJ, Rios (for the love of freakin’ God can he just go away) and I’m sorry to say, it’s time to trade Q!

So you’d dump a a bench player and three starters. You’re left with Flowers and Lucy at C, De Aza, Lillibridge or Jordan Danks in CF, Viciedo and Bridge in RF. Doesn’t sound like an improvement to me.

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

Have you seen Rios's line?

.212/.258/.307

Really? How can anyone NOT want Rios to get out of town.

by slydernelson on Jul 21, 2011 10:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Dude, Rios is a 10-ton albatross hanging around the organization's neck.

If the organization gets rid of him they’re going to have to eat most of his salary. So they’d be paying 10’s of millions of dollars for a player to play for someone else.

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions  

im fine with that

we can win this year without that turd

Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk

by blackoutsox on Jul 21, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

if it happens I'll take a dump in my Gamecocks hat signed by George Rogers.

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 12:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

Currently -

Waive Rios. Move Lillibridge to CF. If Dunn is truly going to get out of this slump, you need to play him everyday whether its DH, 1B, or RF. Or bring up Dayan and put him in a rotation with Q! and Dunn.

by slydernelson on Jul 21, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

jesus christ. they can't waive rios. its not going to happen.

and lillibridge is worse than he is anyway.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 21, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

Well they both suck

And I’m taking the guy who kinda sucks less right now.

by slydernelson on Jul 21, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why are defending Rios?

Seriously, there is no angle that you can approach his play without saying it sucks.

by slydernelson on Jul 21, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

No one is defending Rios' play, but the idea that you can just

‘get rid of him’ is ludicrous.

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 21, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

this

Where have I defended Rios? Can you read?

by Rhubarb on Jul 21, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

yea-ah

Rhubarb loves Rios and his poor play.

Rhubarb and Rios sittin in a tree….

I shant be misled a second time

by Nordhagen on Jul 21, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

F-U-C-K-HAVE-ING-SEX

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 11:04 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

monkey sex

gimme them toes sand dancer

by Rhubarb on Jul 21, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

listen bro...or chick... or whatever you are...

they can’t cut rios. he makes too much money. they also can’t trade him because of said money. its not like fantasy where you can just say eh fuck him and dump him. it isn’t going to happen. its not that we don’t think rios blows. he absolutely does. but its unrealistic to dump him.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 21, 2011 10:50 AM CDT up reply actions  

True

Money rules all things. But just because you pay the guy, doesn’t mean you have to play him.

I know its horrible business, but at some point you have to cut your losses and move on.

.565 OPS – ugh

by slydernelson on Jul 21, 2011 10:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

(Sigh). It was a miracle that the Blue Jays found someone to take Rios off their hands

in the first place. No GM in baseball is going to take on Rios’ deal. Unless the Sox were to pay most of it, which doesn’t get you anywhere anyway.

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 21, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

playing him is another story. you can bench him.

but if you’re going to bench him for lillibridge it doesn’t do you any good. might as well stick with rios and see if he can capture any of his old magic.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 21, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions  

ok fine. sounds good to me...

but if you think de aza is going to set the world on fire you are mistaken too. hes dwayne wise.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 21, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

so sad yet so true

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10

by Ahillock on Jul 21, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh yeah right

"We saw death and I don't think we fear it anymore. Not unlike 2005, when we finally clinched and then we took off in the playoffs." Coop 7/29/10

by Ahillock on Jul 21, 2011 12:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

slydernelson

Even if you think the chance of Rios bouncing back is fairly low, you cannot cut him. He’s a 30-year-old who has played plus centerfield defense and hit decently in his career. He is owed 40-some million dollars. Even if there is only a small chance of him rebounding, that chance is worth waiting for.

Even if you’re pessimistic about his chances, you absolutely cannot cut that much of the investment just yet. If it was 2013 or 2014, it might be on the table. But not now.

Just bench him. All you gain by cutting him is a roster spot. A roster spot is not worth that much money. There are cheaper busted investments they can drop first.

a VERY AVERAGE Sox Machine refugee

by big_fun on Jul 21, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

Okay.

Then bench his sorry ass. I would rather see Dunn in the lineup, than Rios.

by slydernelson on Jul 21, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

viciedo

duh

Andy Sisco has spent the last four years in a hospital bed with liquid fire shooting through his veins and small-town malcontent Jim Margalus has nothing to offer him but scorn. ~ big_fun

by e-gus on Jul 21, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions  

i saw the high comment count and could smell the carnage so

I took a different road through the internet this morning to save my piece of mind.

Andy Sisco has spent the last four years in a hospital bed with liquid fire shooting through his veins and small-town malcontent Jim Margalus has nothing to offer him but scorn. ~ big_fun

by e-gus on Jul 21, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

I just said the same thing above you. hrmph

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

oh my god

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

HOLY FUCKING FUCK

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

Tigers DFA Inge

The guy played 11 years for the Tigers. Still plenty of Inge jerseys. I am sure the organization didn’t like doing it, but they did it to improve the team. If only the Sox could do something similar.

by 815Sox on Jul 21, 2011 10:27 AM CDT reply actions  

I want to say he is hitting like .166

Also, before anyone posts anything, we do not need to be reminded of Dunn’s avg and its similarity… we know

by 815Sox on Jul 21, 2011 10:35 AM CDT up reply actions  

only player with worse stats that inge is figgins

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:37 AM CDT up reply actions  

inge provided one of the biggest jokes of any home run derby I've ever seen.

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

imagine if figgins had been there instead!

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

brutal

but he had mono this year. That is very tough to come back from. I had a hard time working after I “recovered”. I can’t imagine playing baseball everyday with zero energy. I actually feel bad for him.

by jimmyjr on Jul 21, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

this news will make mrs. buehrleman very happy.

she despises him.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Jul 21, 2011 10:38 AM CDT up reply actions  

any/everyone should

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

Hardest team in professional sport to cheer for

The whitesox really are, they wont give us the satisfaction of being good or bad they will just linger in the middle constantly teasing never pleasing and always frustrating the hell out of everyone of us.

I would like to take the next 7 or 8 games and hope for all wins or all losses so by the deadline this team has an idea of what to do, but who are we kidding they will continue to play mediocre close to 500 ball in a division where its justified to stay in the race while playing that way and do a whole lot of nothing.

by Knoxfire30 on Jul 21, 2011 10:40 AM CDT reply actions  

Disagree

It’s way worse if yours is a POS team. You’d really rather cheer for the Pirates, who get one season of .500 ball in a decade?

by Shinons* on Jul 21, 2011 10:44 AM CDT up reply actions  

cubs and pirates fans

they know what their in for, we dont, if you know your never going to win its not that hard to deal with, the sox occassionally convince us they can win then tear that hope and feeling away

by Knoxfire30 on Jul 21, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

I don't buy that. Fans don't cheer for their team with resignation.

They want their team to win every bit as bad as we do, only with less of a chance to do so. That sucks far more. I’ve had friends since childhood who were Reds or Pirates fans, the step-family all cheer for the Royals. Almost every year we get to give a shit about baseball in July, August, even if it’s frustrating – it’s way more frustrating basing your hopes around the LaRoche family.

by Shinons* on Jul 21, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions  

huh

cub fans do exactly that

by Knoxfire30 on Jul 21, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

No.. they really don't. This year, possibly.

They knew the team would be terrible, but going into the year the last decade, each year they’ve had just as good a chance to win the world series as we have.

by Grinder in Training on Jul 21, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions  

statistically speaking, no they havent

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

but i know what youre saying

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 11:01 AM CDT up reply actions  

C'mon

We’re not even the hardest MLB team in Chicago to cheer for right now…

Baseball is life.

by elgonzo4sox on Jul 21, 2011 10:45 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

i'd much rather be a sox fan than a sacramento kings fan

brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight

by whitesoxmatt on Jul 21, 2011 11:11 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

HEEYYYOOOOOO

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:42 AM CDT up reply actions  

daaaaang

everybody funny, now you funny too approach

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:43 AM CDT up reply actions  

Insta-rec

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 21, 2011 10:46 AM CDT up reply actions  

i posted this yesterday

only it was too big so it was cloaked

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

yyyyyyeeessssssssssss

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Jul 21, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

yaaaaay

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Jul 21, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

HEY. LOOK DOWN HERE.

NO ONE IS GOING TO CLAIM RIOS OFF WAIVERS.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Jul 21, 2011 10:50 AM CDT reply actions  

That crazy GM on Chicago's South Side might!

…..wait….what?

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 21, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions  

this is approaching a 6

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:55 AM CDT reply actions  

Back Up The Truck

Kenny should load up the truck: Peavy Dunn Rios Pierre Jackson and drive off the cliff with him in it!!

by soxfan50 on Jul 21, 2011 10:57 AM CDT reply actions  

.

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 21, 2011 11:00 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

God??

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 10:59 AM CDT reply actions  

looks like another wasted 75-85 win season

bloated payroll with a bunch of lazy bum vets. the recipe for disaster. mediocrity at its finest. a couple more injuries and bad seasons and we become the knicks of baseball during their dark days with isiah thomas

good thing we dont give away 1st round picks for nothing though. oh wait what was that Mr. “I feel like retiring right now”?

The realist keepin it real amongst the surrealists

R.I.P. Big Homey Nate Dogg: "Cuz Iiiiiiiiii have ne-evv-ver met a giiiiiiiiiirrrrrrllllllllllllllllllll tha-at I loved in the whole wide wooorrrlllllddddddd"

by starbury_to_s-jaxci2000 on Jul 21, 2011 11:00 AM CDT reply actions  

Can someone shine the Larry light?

This thread needs him, stat!

White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.

by greenlight on Jul 21, 2011 11:02 AM CDT reply actions  

*larry

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Jul 21, 2011 11:23 AM CDT up reply actions  

way to go, fellas.

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 11:09 AM CDT reply actions  

you know, i really do love this site

not only can a group of educated baseball fanatics come and discuss, argue, hang out, make friends and share toughts, but it houses many different types of people. those who are snarky, witty, dumb, or just people wanting to learn and talk about white sox baseball. even on days like today, after a loss so horrible that we all want to cunt punch each others mothers, it a place where people can vent out their frustrations, shed light on situations or just plain bicker back and forth. i dont know about you but even though i want to slap a few bitches in this particular thread, i am truly grateful for for having the ability to want to do so.

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 11:11 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Last 30 Days from MLB.com

Pierre .333/.381/.787
Beckham .316/.349/.742
AJ .270/.341/.720
Q! .263/.329/.737
Konerko .256/.357/.735
Teahen .244/.279/.694
Morel .224/.258/.482
Ramirez .216/.278/.631
Rios .216/.250/.511
Vizquel .214/.241/.456
Lillibridge .200/.250/.450
Dunn .099/.190/.401

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

by lastof12 on Jul 21, 2011 11:12 AM CDT reply actions  

this team is slugging the fuck out of the ball

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

I know right

If only the bullpen didn’t suck

by joewho112 on Jul 21, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

TTJ

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions  

haha yes it is

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

It is a sucky meme. I detest it.

It’s pre-meditated whoshing. Whoshing in the first degree. That’s TTJ.

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

dunn's hits seem to have went a lot further than i remembering them doing.

must’ve hit those homers at least 800 feet to earn the bonus slugging points.

by craigws on Jul 21, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

dude has an IOS of .403!

the fuck is wrong with that???

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

ISO*

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 11:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

am i getting whoshtrapped?

the fuck is going on?

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

Career Lines (3rd line is OPS-I didn't clarify)

(including this season)

Pierre .297/.346/.710
Beckham .258/.325/.726
AJ .284/.324/.745
Q! .253/.349/.840
Konerko .282/.357/.858
Teahen .266/.329/.741
Morel .240/.263/.583
Ramirez .280/.323/.749
Rios .276/.325/.759
Vizquel .273/.338/.691
Lillibridge .212/.281/.629
Dunn .245/.376/.885

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

by lastof12 on Jul 21, 2011 11:22 AM CDT up reply actions  

Help me again shoeless!!!

(honestly) I’m sorry for the suckyness of this post. I still haven’t figured out how to make spaces in order to make legible.

I had intended on having both lines in the same post. I suck at this!

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

by lastof12 on Jul 21, 2011 11:32 AM CDT up reply actions  

career vs last 30 days
Player     OBP  SLG  OPS    vs last 30 days: OBP   SLG   OPS
Pierre    .297 .346 .710                    .333  .381  .787 
Beckham   .258 .325 .726                    .316  .349  .742
AJ        .284 .324 .745                    .270  .341  .720
Q!        .253 .349 .840                    .263  .329  .737
Konerko   .282 .357 .858                    .256  .357  .735
Teahen    .266 .329 .741                    .244  .279  .694
Morel     .240 .263 .583                    .224  .258  .482
Ramirez   .280 .323 .749                    .216  .278  .631
Rios      .276 .325 .759                    .216  .250  .511
Vizquel   .273 .338 .691                    .214  .241  .456
Lilli     .212 .281 .629                    .200  .250  .450
Dunn      .245 .376 .885                    .099  .190  .401  

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 1:18 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

thats BA/OBP/OPS no?

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 1:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

no, OBP SLG OPS.

it says so right above, lol.

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh. right.

wait, what numbers did he give me?

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 1:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

boejouma wins

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 1:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, BA OBP OPS.

I wasn’t really paying attention either, just formatted them. Fail on my part.

Who gives BA, OBP, and OPS anyway? Why do that? If you’re going to give a triple slash line give BA, OBP, and SLG or OBP, SLG, OPS

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ahhhh...dammit

post fial

it is AVG/OBP/OPS. I meant to state AVG/OBP/SLG but I ’d read in previous posts OPS is king.

Here’s the MLB.com link

I swaer I geet bttr…

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

by lastof12 on Jul 21, 2011 1:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

just giving you some flak.

in the future, type <"pre"> and <“/pre”> around the area you want charted, without the quotes, obviously. You’ll just have to space the numbers out and click on preview to get it right. Space out, preview, space out some more, preview, etc. When you’re satisfied, click post. If there’s an easier way, I don’t know it.

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

NP

I appreciate the help.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

by lastof12 on Jul 21, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, BA OBP OPS.

I wasn’t really paying attention either, just formatted them. Fail on my part.

Who gives BA, OBP, and OPS anyway? Why do that? If you’re going to give a triple slash line give BA, OBP, and SLG or OBP, SLG, OPS

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

there, better?
Player     AVG  OBP  OPS    vs last 30 days: AVG   OBP   OPS
Pierre    .297 .346 .710                    .333  .381  .787 
Beckham   .258 .325 .726                    .316  .349  .742
AJ        .284 .324 .745                    .270  .341  .720
Q!        .253 .349 .840                    .263  .329  .737
Konerko   .282 .357 .858                    .256  .357  .735
Teahen    .266 .329 .741                    .244  .279  .694
Morel     .240 .263 .583                    .224  .258  .482
Ramirez   .280 .323 .749                    .216  .278  .631
Rios      .276 .325 .759                    .216  .250  .511
Vizquel   .273 .338 .691                    .214  .241  .456
Lilli     .212 .281 .629                    .200  .250  .450
Dunn      .245 .376 .885                    .099  .190  .401  

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 1:30 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

thanks once again shoeless

you need to educate me on how to do this.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

by lastof12 on Jul 21, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

nice

Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk

by blackoutsox on Jul 21, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

would it help if I tell you I work for IKEA?

(I don’t, but it could help with the confusion)

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

by lastof12 on Jul 21, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Since ba is the most important stat, clearly...

the best course of action is to DFA everyone but Pierre and Beckham.

Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza

by keystone connection on Jul 21, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

He's The Prisoner, damnit.

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 21, 2011 11:15 AM CDT up reply actions  

wont happen

pimptank will be here for a while.

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 11:17 AM CDT up reply actions  

We're all StringerBell, waiting for Avon to get out.

We got a weak-ass product and them towers is startin’ to slip, yo’.
Plus, given WU and mine’s summer droughts, we ain’t even got no shorty to mack on.
Damn.

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Jul 21, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

i feel like i just got skull fucked

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 11:21 AM CDT up reply actions  

lets not forget

wallace(dunn) and d’angelo(rios) aint standing tall for the organization. luckily for string he was able to do away with both of them. reinsdorf: i dont know how drunk KW will be when he tries to crack the news to him

then cocksuscker omar(twins) keep lurking around ready to jack the stash everytime we meet up

We need a hamsterdam in here ASAP. and anybody that starts to play good and gets traded wont be able to claim no entrapment either

The realist keepin it real amongst the surrealists

R.I.P. Big Homey Nate Dogg: "Cuz Iiiiiiiiii have ne-evv-ver met a giiiiiiiiiirrrrrrllllllllllllllllllll tha-at I loved in the whole wide wooorrrlllllddddddd"

by starbury_to_s-jaxci2000 on Jul 21, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

We do not want to be stringer bell

OT – I hated how you could hear his mouth open.

by Rhubarb on Jul 21, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

Larry David?

I didn’t know you were a Sox fan!

by 815Sox on Jul 21, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

So I see I have to do actual work this morning

and everyone has lost their mind.

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Jul 21, 2011 11:17 AM CDT reply actions  

same, sad i missed this unfold

or happy, not sure

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Jul 21, 2011 11:26 AM CDT up reply actions  

whooooaaaaa nelly

rr that shit

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 11:24 AM CDT up reply actions  

What about Castro and Pena?

Don’t let those bums on the DL off the hook. They oughta be the first ones gone!

by Shinons* on Jul 21, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions  

i agree with 80 percent of this.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 21, 2011 11:31 AM CDT up reply actions  

because you are goofy

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Jul 21, 2011 12:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

the only ones out of line are ramirez, konerko, santos and crain.

the rest are about spot on.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 21, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

This was my favorite

Chris Sale: He’s too skinny to pitch in the majors. If our food isn’t good enough for him he can walk back to wherever he’s from. Probably california, everyone out there has one of those body image things.

by notoneyguillen on Jul 21, 2011 11:34 AM CDT up reply actions  

i liked the 'sup WSI' best

Andy Sisco has spent the last four years in a hospital bed with liquid fire shooting through his veins and small-town malcontent Jim Margalus has nothing to offer him but scorn. ~ big_fun

by e-gus on Jul 21, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

You, sir

are a damn genius.

Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza

by keystone connection on Jul 21, 2011 12:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

he has a southern accent which is a strong indicator of laziness and incompetence.

Shoeless, please verify.

"I have no patience for the homeless. Get your old, stinky ass out!" - Terry Boers

by RWShow on Jul 21, 2011 11:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

who is he talking about

or, who is talking?

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 11:29 AM CDT up reply actions  

wow.

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 1:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think it means,

“We’re All In Deep Doo-Doo.”

My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.

LET’S GO YOU WHITE SOX!!!!!

by ballyb on Jul 21, 2011 11:39 AM CDT up reply actions  

I prefer,

“We’re All In Derp Derp”

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 21, 2011 11:41 AM CDT up reply actions  

And you can't get a dollar

"80 percent of this thread is rangerjae's sig". -Jim Margulus 6/16/11

Follow me on twitter @michaelcaserno and read my blog, it sucks but its fun

by rangerjae on Jul 21, 2011 12:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

"neck-deep"

keeping the chin up for those last gasps of air before the chest caves in and the lungs collaspe

The realist keepin it real amongst the surrealists

R.I.P. Big Homey Nate Dogg: "Cuz Iiiiiiiiii have ne-evv-ver met a giiiiiiiiiirrrrrrllllllllllllllllllll tha-at I loved in the whole wide wooorrrlllllddddddd"

by starbury_to_s-jaxci2000 on Jul 21, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions  

U-God might flag this under the "no sexy pictures" rule.

"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd

by South Side Expat on Jul 21, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

Why is he sticking his hand thru that fur coat?

I’m willing to bet it cost a lot.

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

i had a horse picture too for mine

but i dont think 17 inch horizontal pictures can fit

The realist keepin it real amongst the surrealists

R.I.P. Big Homey Nate Dogg: "Cuz Iiiiiiiiii have ne-evv-ver met a giiiiiiiiiirrrrrrllllllllllllllllllll tha-at I loved in the whole wide wooorrrlllllddddddd"

by starbury_to_s-jaxci2000 on Jul 21, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

/horking

"I have no patience for the homeless. Get your old, stinky ass out!" - Terry Boers

by RWShow on Jul 21, 2011 11:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

Few things are more fun.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Jul 22, 2011 7:40 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Just want everyone to know, this thread provided most excellent material for my morning constitutional.

Thank You all. Especially you, slydernelson.

"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd

by South Side Expat on Jul 21, 2011 11:44 AM CDT reply actions  

give em 15 million and rios for one race of rick hahn as the bratwurst.

Andy Sisco has spent the last four years in a hospital bed with liquid fire shooting through his veins and small-town malcontent Jim Margalus has nothing to offer him but scorn. ~ big_fun

by e-gus on Jul 21, 2011 11:48 AM CDT up reply actions  

Done and done.

I just had a co-worker (Huge Brewer fan) ask how Rios has been playing this season.

I guess when the Pirates are on your tail, you get desperate.

by slydernelson on Jul 21, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

I think the Brewers are more "All In" than we are

They have mortgaged their future and the children’s future for this season. I don’t think they can get Beltran, but maybe good ole KW can relive the glory days of that Scotty P/ Carlos Lee trade.

Instead this time it will be Rios/tons of Cash for prospects to be named later.

by slydernelson on Jul 21, 2011 11:55 AM CDT up reply actions  

Let this be a lesson

Never, ever take marketing seriously.

by Rhubarb on Jul 21, 2011 11:59 AM CDT up reply actions  

I think the Brewers are fresh out of prospects

Not that they’d even want Rios and the required extra player Stacks O’Cash.

by Yinka Double Dare on Jul 21, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you were a GM would you pay 40 million for Alex Rios right now?

I wish you were right, but they are just not going to do this.

by 815Sox on Jul 21, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

We would have to eat the cost

Like the deal they made with K-Rod. At least he would be out of our hands.

by slydernelson on Jul 21, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

If you were a GM would you pay 40 millions for Alex Rios right now?

I wish you were right, but you are not. You are just going to have to accept that Alex Rios will not be going anywhere… denial is a stage of grieving… I understand, its okay.

by 815Sox on Jul 21, 2011 1:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Someone said insanity means you keep doing the same thing and expect a different result

It’s OK for us fans to keep cheering on the same team considering they are only 4.5 back.

But its not OK for the team to not do anything about the current situation.

-Adam Dunn should quit if he’s going to talk like that
-Don Cooper should be more respectful of radio hosts doing their job

This season has been a tough one. Its not like 07 where the team sucked the majority of the year. It’s like we waiting in line to get inside the club with all the hot women, but the line outside doesn’t move. And once we get in the club, the hot women don’t want us. So we have to leave, but for some reason we get back in line again.

"80 percent of this thread is rangerjae's sig". -Jim Margulus 6/16/11

Follow me on twitter @michaelcaserno and read my blog, it sucks but its fun

by rangerjae on Jul 21, 2011 12:14 PM CDT reply actions  

Cheech and Chong on insanity

BALIFF: “You are hereby charged that, on the night of September 14th, you did willfully, with malice and forethought, sexually assault a 14 year old girl. How do you plead?”

LESLIE HORWINKLE: “Insanity”

BALIFF: “Insanity?”

LESLIE HORWINKLE: “That’s right, insanity….I’m just crazy about that girl…”

"Yeah, it would be nice to get it going a little before the All-Star break." - Adam Dunn on his less-than-stellar year thus far (7/7/11)

by tailgater on Jul 21, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yes but I am correct

"80 percent of this thread is rangerjae's sig". -Jim Margulus 6/16/11

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by rangerjae on Jul 22, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nope I'm not correct?

Well friend, that’s just insane

"80 percent of this thread is rangerjae's sig". -Jim Margulus 6/16/11

Follow me on twitter @michaelcaserno and read my blog, it sucks but its fun

by rangerjae on Jul 22, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions  

My take is I want the Twins in the mix. They have too many games with Detroit

and Clev for me to want them as scrubs. If you look at each team’s roster and its potential replacements its still the White Sox roster I’d rather have. Find a way to get Dayan and De Aza up, while adding a modest bat. Tweak tweak and then tweak again.

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Jul 21, 2011 12:24 PM CDT reply actions  

the WHOLE thing?!

"You go up there, against a dog-ass line up AND pitcher, and you don’t do a fucking thing with it. They whip your silly, sorry, saggy ass AGAIN, and you look like fucking bottom-ass, bitch-ass chumps doing it." - 2HA

by Shoeless In SC on Jul 21, 2011 2:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Start holding back paychecks

like the Lake County Fielders and you’ll start seeing a performance improvement:

http://www.chicagotribune.com/news/local/ct-met-lake-county-fielders-players-20110721,0,417499.story

"Yeah, it would be nice to get it going a little before the All-Star break." - Adam Dunn on his less-than-stellar year thus far (7/7/11)

by tailgater on Jul 21, 2011 1:02 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Wow.

Sucks to be the coaches.

by slydernelson on Jul 21, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

lacocksucker

"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza

by BoeJouma on Jul 21, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

You don't need a link.

Best idea of July.

My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.

LET’S GO YOU WHITE SOX!!!!!

by ballyb on Jul 21, 2011 2:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

The play by play guy went off yesterday

Basically said that they players were not being given money for food, hotels, extra baggage charges. Coaches were having to pay for players out of there own pocket because the team was going hungry.

by 815Sox on Jul 21, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

He thought he was CM Punk!!!!

"80 percent of this thread is rangerjae's sig". -Jim Margulus 6/16/11

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by rangerjae on Jul 22, 2011 1:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

sox run scoring distro this season

15- 1 (opening day)
10- 3
 9- 3
 8- 8
 7- 3
 6- 10
 5- 10
 4- 12
 3- 45
 2- 13
 1- 14
 0- 7

by ruffster on Jul 21, 2011 2:07 PM CDT reply actions  

~~~ 1/3 of the games two runs or less.

Putrid.

My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.

LET’S GO YOU WHITE SOX!!!!!

by ballyb on Jul 21, 2011 2:22 PM CDT reply actions  

to ruffster

My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.

LET’S GO YOU WHITE SOX!!!!!

by ballyb on Jul 21, 2011 2:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Something is wrog w/ those #'s rs.

too many hgames.

My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.

LET’S GO YOU WHITE SOX!!!!!

by ballyb on Jul 21, 2011 2:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

Something is wrong w/ the spelling bb..

not enough n’s.

My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.

LET’S GO YOU WHITE SOX!!!!!

by ballyb on Jul 21, 2011 2:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

doh, my mistake

here’s the right table with wins and losses as my act of penance

Runs total w l
0 7 0 7
1 14 2 12
2 13 1 12
3 15 7 8
4 12 6 6
5 10 7 3
6 10 9 1
7 3 2 1
8 8 7 1
9 3 3 0
10 2 2 0
15 1 1 0
total 98 47 51

by ruffster on Jul 21, 2011 5:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

fewer

"I have no patience for the homeless. Get your old, stinky ass out!" - Terry Boers

by RWShow on Jul 21, 2011 11:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

Last 30 days in Other areas

24 games
12-12 record
74 RBI’s
82 runs scored
82 runs against
14 HR
46 extra base hits
41-193 w/RISP

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

by lastof12 on Jul 21, 2011 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

this team is so unclutch

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Jul 21, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

true

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 21, 2011 3:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

insofar as being unable to hit ever

makes them unclutch

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Jul 21, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

also true.

but i do believe there is such a thing as a clutch hitter. i was one in little league for christ sakes.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Jul 21, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

there is, it's just a crazy small effect

such that it takes heaps and heaps of data for it to show up consistently. i’ve linked a bunch of times to that post about Omar being a clutch hitter. but being clutch just means he hits better in those situations than he normally hits. that’s not to say he’s suddenly a good hitter.

which is my point.

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Jul 21, 2011 5:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm stating average & that's all.

This team is about what the lines say. Too bad the pitching has been solid for most of the year. If most the Sox players could hit above their lines, it would be a different race. That is what is frustrating us all.

Take a look at this link from Yahoo if you have time. Most of the lines with hitting are around average with the rest of the league except when you select situational.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

by lastof12 on Jul 21, 2011 4:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

they're significantly below average in the American League

they’re not one of the 3 truly wretched outfits, but they are still definitely bad.

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Jul 21, 2011 9:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Come on Mauer

this thread is bad enough. Did you have to take a shit behind it?

by dr. lingerie on Jul 21, 2011 4:38 PM CDT reply actions  

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Sox Are Shiftless MFers!
Jake Peavy, AL Pitcher of the Month for the April, is back to 2007 form. While outperforming his preseason projections, is he really up there with the best in baseball? Short answer: yes.

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