Louisville, SSS Style!
Hey- Nice Wood!
So, the Mrs and I are taking our vacation to the Smokey Mountains and there were a number of things of SSS related interest. So, while relaxing in a luxurious room at the Hippensteal Inn overlooking the setting sun in the great Smokey Mountains, I wanted to share some highlights and recommendations for Louisville KY, a surprisingly AWESOME baseball destination! Read on, after Le Jump!
What you should know about Louisville-
1- Home of the Louisville Slugger Factory
2- Home of the Louisville Slugger Museum
2- Home of the Louisville Bats, the AAA affiliate of the Cincinnati Reds
3- Home of Churchill Downs. No baseball interest, but still really cool.
So, # 1, 2, and 3 in order...
The Factory... Totally cool. Fun facts about them:
Over 40,000 trees die for baseball. But these all die in sustainable forests, so baseball makes the environment bettter- thanks, baseball!
You can handle the ACTUAL bats made and used by MLB players. I got to hold the bats of Adam Dunn, Jim Thome, and Paul Konerko. (Squeeee!)
There are only 9 allowed batting paintjobs.
Minor Leaguers have to pay for their own bats, and dont have custom ones made.
Each MLB player goes through about 100 per year.
Maple was only used about 10% before Barry Bonds. When he got the HR title, it jumped to 45%. I am sure it was the bats, and not anything chemical....
All Louisville Sluggers are branded with a wood burner with their logo, unless they are made of maple. Maple bats have decals put on them. To brand them would make them shatter even more often.
The factory has a lathe that can make a custom bat duplicate of the existing bat template in less than a minute. Wowzer!
Enough factory facts, more pics from the Museum, where I could use my camera....
Fun pic # 1: The unform of the Chicago Colleens of the All American Girls Professional Baseball League!
Here is me holding David Ortiz's big black stick... and it changed me... forever.
An actual bat from Shoeless Joe!
In honor of Dunn's Home Run tonight...
One cool exhibit is a batting cage-esque where you can stand safely behind glass while a machine in front of a Cole Hammel projection throws 95 mph fastballs at you. HOLY FUCK! freaks you out even behind glass, and gives you a new respect for the hitter's art.
So, then on to the game, at Slugger Field. Louisville's greatest hometown diamond hero is apparently PeeWee Reese.
Tickets day of game, 3 rows behind visitor dugout were 11 dollars each. Beers 5.50. The stadium was right off the expressway, 5 dollar parking literally across the street. The design of the stadium is akin to the Target field design- a grand concourse wraps around the entire park in a loop. (3 times around is a mile- Thanks Humana!)
Fun things about the game: Their mascot is kinda cool. A big purple bat.
The Knights have a Third Baseman (a former Louisville Bat as well) named Gookie Dawkins. Gookie Dawkins? 4 reelz? Its no Coco Crisp of a name, but still- Gookie? Jar-Jar Binks would be more believable.
Lastings Milledge plays his ass off- literally...
I saw Dayan!
and Danks' less talented brother!
So, the game itself.
Our starter was Deunte Heath gave up a run in the first, but he settled down and went into the 6th. During that time, the Knights had a lead, but then our bullpen sharted the bed, assisted by errors by DeAza, (both credited and uncredited), I nicknamed our 2nd baseman Eduardo Escobar 'Shorty' because he kept jumping for hits just over his head. The Bats has a stud you will be hearing about someday soon named Denis Phips from the Dominican Republic who just got promoted to AAA. He is impressive.
All in all, Good times, great trip, and Louisville is a great city- have to come back soon. I will leave you with a few pics from a discovery near the downtown.
Addenda, for Kenwo:
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I love these. Nice work, Doc.
The museum and factory seemed damn cool. I’ll have to add that to the list.
"If you are looking for a good and quick treat, mosey on over to Hardees or KFC." -Jessy S
thats a pretty nice stadium.
and please share a few pics of the smokey mountains. one of my favorite destinations in the world that i unfortunately haven’t been to in about 12 years or so. my parents are going next week. bastards!
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
Added pics just for you!
"His Load got Sloppy" Colintj
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 28, 2011 5:57 PM CDT up reply actions
KY's
bored of tourism or more specifically louisville should give you a cut of their proceeds. i am definitely sold on making that a destination.
"Statistics are about as interesting as first base coaches" Jim Bouton
by Grinder Rule #42 on Jul 27, 2011 8:30 AM CDT reply actions
Very nice write up.
Did not need to see that last pic though. thanks.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Jul 27, 2011 8:43 AM CDT reply actions
I spent a summer in Louisville for an internship
It is a real nice little city. A surprising amount of flavor.
Also try Lynn’s Paradise Cafe for breakfast. It will rock the fuck out of your face. The Proof Gallery/bar is pretty rad too
Great stuff Doc, thank you!
"I have no patience for the homeless. Get your old, stinky ass out!" - Terry Boers
this is awesome.
i hate goddamned clowns, though.
by obnoxious american on Jul 28, 2011 8:49 AM CDT reply actions
I was at that same game, Dr.!
Actually, I am also a Reds fan, and I believe that was Denis Phipps’ first game in AAA, and I had never heard of him before. He hasn’t really been on the radar of the Reds’ minor league prospect lists or anything. But that play where he gunned down a runner at the plate was pretty sweet. Probably the best thing we had to cheer for all game.
Slugger Field is a really nice ballpark. Clean, attractive, well laid-out. Plenty of parking (and free). It’s a nice stadium for sure.
expectations are premeditated resentments - cheshirecat
Yeah- Phipps had just been promoted.
I was sitting right behind the visitor’s dugout, and felt like the only cheering for the Knights.
"His Load got Sloppy" Colintj
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 28, 2011 5:25 PM CDT up reply actions
Good stuff, Doc. But you didn't mention the actual batting cage.
Before stepping into the cage area, you select the model bat that you’d like to use. The bat models are listed with the name of the player who uses/used the bat. I took some cuts with ARod’s bat, because it was one of the lightest; I want to say it was only 32" long. Then, I used Babe Ruth’s bat. The balance of the Ruth’s bat was interesting. It was heavy as hell but more of the weight was in the thick handle. It wasn’t as difficult to swing as I thought it would be.
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
fuck you and and that last picture.
god damn clowns
(recd)
"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza
Coulraphobia- I suffer from it too- am trying some confrontational therapy to get over it.
"His Load got Sloppy" Colintj
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 28, 2011 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions
He's begging to get HBP with his upper half over the plate
I’d pitch him inside and saw his hands off.
thats what i said!
you could throw a strike and bust his knuckles.
So, I say this more with admiration than anything else: I love that Kenny Williams went out and acquired the two worst players in the American League so far this year. - Joe Posnanski
Fer Christsakes, it was a photo op!!!!
Geez you freakin battingstance nerds- I love ya, but my lord!
"His Load got Sloppy" Colintj
by DrEmilioLizardo on Jul 30, 2011 12:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
if your going to approach the plate, in any circumstance, you might as well do it right.
i’m just messing with you…but you should really bring that back elbow down a bit and take some of the wait off your back foot.

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