After trade deadline, White Sox without safety nets
If you were counting on a trade or two to inject some life into the most lifeless part of the White Sox, the trade deadline had to leave you feeling a little dead on the inside.
With a dearth of production staring Kenny Williams in the face, he used his most expendable asset (Edwin Jackson) to solve a "problem" that had yet to emerge (bullpen depth). Then, on the last day, Ken Rosenthal tweeted that the Sox were shopping for ... wait for it ... rotation depth.
But we can only blame ourselves of course. Underwhelming attendance meant that the Sox had to cut money, and so the Sox used Jackson's value to throw Mark Teahen's contract onto the Toronto Blue Jays, which is low-grade retribution for the Alex Rios affair.
So aside from a shiny new seventh-inning guy, the 2011 White Sox remain intact. That's going to set the turnstiles ablaze.
That's no knock on Frasor, who is a solid reinforcement for the bullpen. However, his acquisition cost the White Sox backup plans at two positions, leaving the White Sox thinner than they already are. Ozzie Guillen said that he doesn't want people to consider Dayan Viciedo a savior, but that's pretty much what he represents at this point. The Sox have maxed out their methods of run prevention, and barring a stark turnaround from one of the existing vulnerabilities, Viciedo represents the only way to improve run production.
The passing of the trade deadline puts five White Sox under the gun. In order from most pressure to least ...
1. Adam Dunn
It seems that just about everybody has given up on Alex Rios, and based on his curious decision-making in the outfield the past couple of games, it looks like he's checked out, too. Ozzie Guillen is biding his time until a a batch of opposing righty starters give Alejandro De Aza enough of a runway for takeoff.
But Dunn ... some people are hanging onto hope for him, first and foremost Guillen. He's still batting in the middle of the order. He's still facing lefties and righties. This will probably be the case until Viciedo's thumb heals, and maybe even after. Who knows? The Sox might feel compelled to wait until his Super Two chances elapse at this point.
So Dunn will keep hearing the boos until he changes the soundtrack with production. It's hard to say whether he's looked better recently. He's drawing a walk for every strikeouts (five) over his last 20 plate appearances, but he's only 4-for-15 over that stretch, too. Until the hits start falling -- over the fence, preferably -- I'm withholding my plaudits. I said it before on Twitter: Every time he looks like he's starting to wake up, he just farts and rolls over to his other side.
2. Jake Peavy
Speaking of hope, it seems like Peavy might have learned something from the awesomely ill-advised four-inning relief outing against Washington back in June -- although it took him a month longer than it took objective observers. He wanted to get his three starts in before the All-Star break, but he became a liability in the process.
Now, he's the worst pitcher on the staff, and battling problems with the 75-pitch barrier. Peavy has accepted rest days, and he's admitted that fatigue sets in. In other words, the adrenaline has left his brain, and we're seeing responsible behavior and self-assessment for the first time in his White Sox career. Perhaps falling from ace to fifth starter knocked him down a peg.
Here's hoping Guillen can use this newfound perspective to keep him in check should he ever regain his swagger, because the Sox can't afford to lose him for any stretch of time, unless you really like the cut of Zach Stewart's jib. I wouldn't count on it.
3. Brent Morel
With Teahen out of the picture, it appears that Morel is here to stay. That's not great for the offense. He's hitting .253/.271/.305, and his numbers aren't going in the right direction. He has five hits over his last 25 at-bats, but three of them have come against his peers -- AAAA pitchers Duane Below and Andrew Miller.
He'll have some help from Omar Vizquel, who is actually outslugging Morel by 10 points despite being 20 years his senior. However, if production from third base is scant over the last two months, more people are going to wonder about the 24-year-old's future. The 44-year-old? He's pretty much set.
4. Jason Frasor
He's the entirety of the outside help -- and his presence doesn't set imaginations afire -- so he'll be under the microscope while Sox fans figure out what to expect from him. Under these circumstances, a lousy first impression will count against him more than it normally should.
Frasor's record is as stable as a second-tier reliever's can be, so he doesn't have to be a world-beater. He just has to do what he can to time his off nights when the Sox don't have a lead.
5. Phil Humber
Regression's finally here, and it hasn't been kind. Over his last three starts, Humber is 0-3 with a 9.00 ERA and 24 hits allowed over 14 innings.
Humber still has some reserve of goodwill left. Nobody expected Humber to keep his ERA in the 2's, but he has to keep it from going too deep into the 4's as other flaws begin to emerge.
For instance, the removal of Jackson means that Humber is the worst defender of all the starters. Not only does his reaction time leave a lot to be desired, but so does his speed to the plate. Faster teams will bunt and run on him, and he has to do his part to slow down the traffic on the bases, now that more hitters are reaching against him.
At the start of the season, though, if somebody told us Humber is good for 175 innings and a 4.00 ERA, everybody would have signed up for it. The order of his season -- great, then pedestrian -- feels lackluster, but given the unprecedented nature of his performance, a gradual decline must be factored into the plans. He carried Peavy's weight through the first half of the season, and now it's time for Peavy and the gang to help out Humber.
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Sigh.
.500 sniffed, then abandoned. Stuck in the mud, just like our economy. Is Jimmy Carter far behind?
Relax chap
Almost thru this phase. 1 final week.
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
by Tdogg on Aug 1, 2011 8:41 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Cry me a river and get ready to ship my booze.
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
by Tdogg on Aug 1, 2011 10:36 AM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
This trade deadline was the equivalent...
of waking up Christmas morning as a little boy, hoping to get the red rider BB gun you wanted, and instead getting some cologne, a pack of razors and some shaving cream.
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
More like coming downstairs, seeing nothing but shit (literally) under the tree, and digging through it with your bare hands enthusiastically because SOMEWHERE in there MUST be a pony!
Though I’m not so glum about the deadline come and gone. Before the season we agreed that everything had to go right to win the division. Considering how little has, we’re actually in pretty good shape.
No predictions here, but the rest of the way will at least be interesting!
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
by Chiburb on Aug 1, 2011 7:26 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Nope. More like
finding a big sack of nothing, while you’re Dad’s out in the driveway, again washing and waxing his vintage Mustang, that just doesn’t run. He looks at you, and the empty sack, and shrugs, and mumbles something about keeping up with the car payments . . .
by son_of_sophist on Aug 1, 2011 11:52 AM CDT up reply actions
or it's like when you have a dream where your christmas really sucks, no one gave a shit about it or something,
then you wake up and go to fucking work.
by obnoxious american on Aug 1, 2011 12:31 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
How about a bag of coal and sticks
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
That tweet about Dunn waking up?
Poetry.
It’s not robbing Peter to pay Paul — it’s bludgeoning Peter to death, and then realizing on the way back that you forgot to grab his wallet.
Trade for Viceido
And I’m all good.
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
by Tdogg on Aug 1, 2011 8:33 AM CDT via mobile reply actions
Is there a date when its acceptable to check out on this team
…. cuz even though I can’t remember right now, i’m sure there is something important in my life that i am ignoring my choosing to watch this tragedy everyday.
Ughhh CC tonight?
We may be losing 3 in a row.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 1, 2011 8:53 AM CDT reply actions
If Peavy gets a W in this game,
That would be huuuuge.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 1, 2011 8:53 AM CDT up reply actions
Yeahhh I'm definitely not,
You twain you.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 1, 2011 8:59 AM CDT up reply actions
Slumping offense
gets to face cc, and it looks like konerko is out tonight maybe longer, AWESOME!
He was beaned above his shinguard yesterday. He went to first base but it probably welled up pretty good after being on base because lillipad played first the rest of the game
It was funny AND very scary having lilli play 1B.
Never have I wished for Teahenz presence until yesterday afternoon.
Actually, Dunn also played for a little bit on first
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on Aug 1, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
I find it strange that the ESPN recap doesn't mention the WSox jettisoning the DH
That’s kind of a big piece of trivial news, like a hitter pitching, or something. I would guess that the pitcher has hit in an AL game under 20 times since the DH era started.
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I think a team has lost the DH spot due to injury less than 20 times in the last 40 years
Just read that in the last month. It hasn’t been a lot.
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So who we gonna get from the waiver wire??
Matt Stairs? Arthur Rhodes? Julio Franco? Minnie Minoso?
PROMOTE GREG WALKER!
I hear Jermaine Dye is available.
How come we haven’t explored that option?
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 1, 2011 9:43 AM CDT up reply actions
And he plays lead-off, I hear.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Aug 1, 2011 10:53 AM CDT up reply actions
At least Morel can field.
At least there’s that.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 1, 2011 9:56 AM CDT reply actions
I lol'd thinking about 2HA field a grounder with his face.
Sorry about that 2HA.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 1, 2011 10:21 AM CDT up reply actions
I'll just leave
“2HA taking things to face!” jokes alone.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 1, 2011 10:22 AM CDT up reply actions
I've taken a couple of grounders to my forehead in my lifetime.
Pretty funny – for everyone else. Sometimes the bear gets you.
Forehead is a lot better than the face..
by Grinder in Training on Aug 1, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
We still talking about grounders?
I’m not sure anymore.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 1, 2011 10:55 AM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
ewwwww grosssssss, wu
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 1, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions
Ok, lets see if we can talk this one through.
Rios will start tonight because we are facing a lefty, you don’t want to have a lefty and a rookie (De Aza) hitting against CC. Dunn will start at 1B because Paulie is probably going to sit this one out. AJ will start even though he is a lefty because Flowers is a rookie even though he is a righty. Q will undoubtedly be DH with Paulie out unless Lilliwinks plays first because Juan Pierre (lefty but not rookie) will be manning LF. Our 44 year old switch hitter will probably start at third because our rookie righty hitting thirdbaseman shouldn’t be relied on to hit against an ace lefty. Peavy will pitch 6 innings or 75 pitches (which ever comes first) and then Bruney will take the mound because it isn’t the 7th inning yet.
by Rhubarb on Aug 1, 2011 10:15 AM CDT reply actions 5 recs
Forgot to mention Dunn is a lefty, if you all forgot, and he has 3 hits in 75 or so AB's against lefties not named CC. So we should start him instead of DHing Omar because he fears no one and also because then we would have our righty rookie 3bman
in the lineup, which would be an abomination.
Haha. Rhubarb.
Like the plant.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 1, 2011 10:18 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Isn't this exactly the type of situation that Viciedo swam across the Atlantic Ocean for?
He wouldn’t even need a bat against CC. He could just swing his injured thumb and the guy’s guaranteed at least the cycle. Double cycle if it goes extra innings because he’s all the offense we have.
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by TasteeFreeze on Aug 1, 2011 11:44 AM CDT up reply actions
Pierre has reverse splits
Does better against lefties than righties, because he can more easily slap lefty pitches into left field. Check out the stats.
Baseball is life.
I'm just using every opportunity I get
To build support among the White Sox fan base for my Dunn/Pierre DH platoon idea. Tonight would be a good time to do it: sit Dunn, put Pierre at DH, and trot out the righties, including Lilli in LF.
Baseball is life.
Flowers, Lilli or Omar
I’m just trying to get Dunn’s bat out of the lineup versus a lefty with typically nasty stuff (CC). I doubt tonight is the night Dunn gets his fourth hit versus a lefty this season.
Baseball is life.
Lilli is playing LF in your scenario
I will have to take out hobo stab insurance if Omar or Flowers plays 1B tonight because I will be going on a week long binge in Stone Park if that is the case.
I work off Mannheim, down the street from Stone Park.
One of the many reasons I’d like to find a new job.
Stone Park is a gritty place. Mannheim Road, which runs the length of the town, includes 10 used-car dealers or auto repair shops, 11 liquor stores and bars—two of which advertise lingerie fashion shows and a third billed as a “gentlemen’s club”—three cut-rate motels and one trailer park.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 1, 2011 11:20 AM CDT up reply actions
The used car dealers should have the lingerie fashion shows.
Some guys are pretty stupid.
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by TasteeFreeze on Aug 1, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions
oh man really? haha
i think i stayed there til 7 am one day. don’t know how i made it home.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
JP....at DH...
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 1, 2011 10:54 AM CDT up reply actions
The hell with it. This season can't get anymore "wtf is going on?!!!?", so you have nothing to lose.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 1, 2011 10:58 AM CDT up reply actions
That is what i was getting at in the original post of this thread.
PLAY De Aza tonight. Screw your R/L splits if your logic is fucked up on the whole issue anyway.
Brian Anderson, the rookie, looked so bad against King Felix
that Felix Hernandez felt bad and grooved two batting practice fastballs to him, just so Anderson didn’t break down and cry at home plate.
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by TasteeFreeze on Aug 1, 2011 11:49 AM CDT up reply actions
But King Felix was also a rookie.
Those were the first two homers he allowed.
Nellie Fox's career high for strikeouts in a season was 18. In his 19-year career, he walked 719 times and struck out 216 times.
Felix Dauphin?
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
What will you do with this support?
Will you use that support to introduce this idea to committee? Will a special sub-committee form a fact-finding sub-sub-committee to study the implications with the promise of considering the findings of said sub-sub-committee?
And then once the report comes back from sub-committee, will you put a motion to put it before the full committee for a vote on recommending it be taken up by the whole governing body, in fact, to petition the team to consider the found implications of said platoon?
I’ll have to submit to Robert’s Rules of Order to find out what comes next.
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by TasteeFreeze on Aug 1, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
It will embolden me
To get really drunk and call up Chris Rongey to run the idea past him.
Baseball is life.
i like to think that rongey is perpetually constipated
from the stress of dealing with the people that call in to that show. he just sounds like he’s constantly fatigued and in pain slightly.
by obnoxious american on Aug 1, 2011 4:31 PM CDT up reply actions
He was the roastmaster at the Ozzie Guillen Roast in January and the guy was funny as hell
He was cussing up a storm in that same uptight voice. I get the impression he thinks very very highly of himself.
yeah, i liked someone's rundown here about it.
that would have been something else. i really wanted to go. and yeah, he can be rather insufferable sometimes.
by obnoxious american on Aug 1, 2011 4:42 PM CDT up reply actions
I wrote the recap for that but you didn't really miss anything.
While it wasn’t necessarily horrible, I do not look back at with fondness.
it would've been worth it just to see oney make an ass of himself.
or should i say a self of himself.
by obnoxious american on Aug 1, 2011 4:57 PM CDT up reply actions
Check out his starter/sub splits and ask yourself
should he really get the start this game?
http://www.baseball-reference.com/players/split.cgi?id=pierrju01&year=&t=b
tour de force'd
so +1
"Hawk Harrelson: Annoying even the hearing impaired": Teahenny Penny paraphrasing Chisoxfan1473
by NorthSidePaulie on Aug 1, 2011 11:08 AM CDT up reply actions
TAEGian in quality
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
thoughts and feelings are all sad
the panda suffers from chicago baseball sadness
Czheck Productions
Beatsforyounow.com music community
I've never done anything good for the world, and I'm not about to start now-DF
Ha. An overpaid starting OF/QB for the Indians.

by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 1, 2011 10:25 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
Was that being shown on a drive-in movie screen
and you took the picture from a zeppelin?
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by TasteeFreeze on Aug 1, 2011 11:50 AM CDT up reply actions
From the top row of my home theatre. Duh.
I added the curtains, I figured they’re a nice touch.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 1, 2011 12:43 PM CDT up reply actions
...autocorrect?
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
if thats the case
it would be kosuke dickering
by Rhubarb on Aug 1, 2011 12:39 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Teahen with a parting shot!
https://twitter.com/#!/ESPY_TEAHEN/status/97850714067447808
Fuck nick swisher
by sti3 on Aug 1, 2011 11:43 AM CDT reply actions 10 recs
nice one, teehans!
So, I say this more with admiration than anything else: I love that Kenny Williams went out and acquired the two worst players in the American League so far this year. - Joe Posnanski
He's obviously talking about Casey Anthony.
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by TasteeFreeze on Aug 1, 2011 12:05 PM CDT up reply actions
That almost makes up for his dubious baseball playing ability.
Definitely more satisfying than just about anything he ever did on the field.
I would call that a PR bases-clearing triple in the RF corner.
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by TasteeFreeze on Aug 1, 2011 12:06 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm a fan
but this…this will go badly.
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
i suppose they aren't very bright
which is good
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
by colintj on Aug 1, 2011 3:50 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
underrated
lol.
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
Oney ripped Teahen and his wife.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
i saw this:
@ESPY_TEAHEN @mrausch86 @mcurtin2011 funny how some fans are just dumb thinking there is an issue lol funny.
https://twitter.com/#!/oguillenjr/status/98086513606279169
and this
@ESPY_TEAHEN people need to relax. They run crazy on this twitter. Gullible fans
https://twitter.com/#!/Oneyguillen/status/98088698972880896
and figured it had all blown over.
What did Oney tweet?
Can’t pull up twitter.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 1, 2011 4:53 PM CDT up reply actions
Link doesn't work at work. Transcribe please?
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
I pirate:
@ESPY_TEAHEN
Mark Teahen Hope my career is good enough 2 1day raise a kid 2lazy & dumb 2have a real job so I can pay his bills & he can think he’s successful #Goals
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by TasteeFreeze on Aug 1, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Moneyball response:
We’re not selling genes here.
by Yinka Double Dare on Aug 1, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
Wooooow.
Great line by Teahen, but here we go again…more twitter/White Sox crap.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 1, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions
so he's talking about his talking dog?
or the talking dog is talking about oney.
by obnoxious american on Aug 1, 2011 12:38 PM CDT up reply actions
So who should be the one to tell him his career is never gonna be that good?
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Aug 1, 2011 12:51 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Well...
he’s already got a contract for 12 MM, which would take an average guy at 50k a year, uh, 240 years to make. I think his career is already that good.
Your facts are disheartening.
I need a raise.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 1, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions
That's what they get for downloading ad-block
and whatever the hell they want on their work computers.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 1, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions
As if that's not already a goal of mine.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 1, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions
14,000 comments on a lame white sox blog populated with a bunch of "men" isn't going to help you achieve that goal.
I'm at "work" when I do most of my posting.
Keeping a job is all part of my, “make it look like I won’t be a dead beat who lives off your trust fund, once you marry me” plan.
by Grinder in Training on Aug 1, 2011 3:30 PM CDT up reply actions
build stuff out of wood, and fix a doorknob once in a while.
They see right through that “job” shit.
sideways smiley face
You suck a lot.
Plus, we are not “average guys” on this site. But if $ is the measure of a career, yeah, he done good.
That's well done.
Oney is a shit-for-brains…and it should be recognized.
What?! I ain't no Professor Pickles!
this was very good
but i was expecting a little more wrath.
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
i too was underwhelmed by the wrath,
i was expecting khan-like levels.
by craigws on Aug 1, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
I thought we had a deal.
We were going to be able to play Morel all year, even with a rookie’s unpolished hitting ability, because the Sox lineup was going to be so AWESOME with heavy hitters that the rest of the team could carry him, should he hit weakly. I don’t understand all the complaining about Morel: He’s what he was advertised to be. Keep him in there so that we’ll be better next year.
"Great things have been effected by a few men well conducted" - George Rogers Clark
by Carthago Delenda Est on Aug 1, 2011 12:07 PM CDT reply actions
so the BP Playoff Odds Report has the Sox making it 25% of the time
and ending the season at 82-80 to the Tigers 85-77. Adam Dunn was projected at 3 WAR. He’s been worth -1.5 to this point. Tragicomedy is a bitch.
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
by colintj on Aug 1, 2011 12:10 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
They did a lot of that.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 1, 2011 12:53 PM CDT up reply actions
this
"I have zero enthusiasm for my career, home, physical fitness, or any number of personal relationships with other humans and pets. It’s called 'being alive,' Frank Wren. Now hold your nose and make a deal, pussy." - dr. lingerie
Why is SSS the only media outlet with good analysis?
I looked at the Trib and Suntimes today and there’s nothing but game recaps. And CSN is like reading something that KW wrote. No analysis on what that rest of the two months hold. Thank you, Mr. Margalus.
Will KW be held accountable? When you go all-in and don’t have the nuts, you are busted. And that’s what happened here. Taking on Rios and Peavy and signing Dunn, who else should take the blame?
Kenny is going to be forced to spend some of his paycheck that gets auto-deposited in his account
on his mortgage, groceries, and maybe even a vacation over the winter.
Isn’t that punishment enough?
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on Aug 1, 2011 12:20 PM CDT up reply actions
no.
exile to the north to further the work of james of hendry.
by obnoxious american on Aug 1, 2011 12:42 PM CDT up reply actions
Ballantini has been very solid
but yeah the papers don’t add anything outside of their beat reporting.
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
It shocks me that given the state of the newspaper industry more papers are experimenting with new types of writing
There is no reason to go to the Tribune or Sun Times sports section unless you want some bland, predictable post-game quotes from the players. Are there really that many people interested in reading about Player X deciding to take it one game at a time because when their backs are against the wall he digs deep and give 110%?
he was using game score to say Ejax was our 5th most effective starter
do you like game score as a pitcher stat?
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
no not really
doesn’t really change what i think of the guy though.
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
i just thought of something.
fuck nick swisher.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2011 12:47 PM CDT reply actions 5 recs
i'll tell you what, stone pony..
that swisher really sucks a big one. i don’t know what that minor leaguer in our front office was thinkin pickin up that shithead.
by obnoxious american on Aug 1, 2011 12:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Thoughts on the Frank statue?
Too toothy, IMO
"Don Cooper, to the O.R! We have a bleeder!" - SkanchoDanza
your face is unnatural
ha!
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
by Tdogg on Aug 1, 2011 1:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
should have a glare,
or, if they are intent on him looking happy, a wry grin because of the destruction he is going to reap on the pitcher.
image rehab
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
I thought the statue had a pre-grimace look to it
like he just pulled his hamstring or stress fractured his foot.
Yeah, it's so bizarre. They captured his pearly whites nicely on the outfield wall. I just think the statue should have been more fierce-looking as he's taking the swing.
"Don Cooper, to the O.R! We have a bleeder!" - SkanchoDanza
by homesickalien on Aug 1, 2011 1:14 PM CDT up reply actions
Its not how I would have chosen him to be remembered
I really don’t remember him smiling very much in his playing days. That is the face he would have if he just got injured swinging the stick.
also remember his lips pursed and cheeks being puffed out with grunt and effort as he mightily hit the low outside pitch over the LF wall onto the concourse.
I like the follow through but it would have been nice to have the pose as he strikes the ball with both hands on bat and back foot off ground.
come to think of it
that statue is as much a tribute to Charlie Lau or Walt Hriniak as it is to Frank Thomas.
Makes me think of how much Piersall hated Lau and Hriniak
He hated the “downwards swing”. He’d grouse that he could run across home plate, they’d swing the bat at him, and they couldn’t even hit him with their weird-angled swing.
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Not as scary as the new Scottie Pippen bust.
by Ozzie Montana on Aug 1, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions
He had surgery?
I would’ve expected that from Rodman, not Scottie.
by winningugly on Aug 1, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would put it on the DH spot tonight.....
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on Aug 1, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Thome at 597. Could hit his 600th against Ozzie.
I think that would make him happy.
Clearly you don't remember how/why Thome left.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 1, 2011 3:09 PM CDT up reply actions
On a somewhat related note -
Why did Dunn have to replace Lillibridge as 1B? Did Ozzie suddenly become afraid of his fielding after an inning or so?
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AJ pinch hit for Lilli
Of course, they could have done something like move Flowers to 1B and not sacrificed the DH, but not sure he can play there.
by Yinka Double Dare on Aug 1, 2011 5:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Pirates release Overbay!!!
lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat! lefty OBP bat!
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We just got rid of one bad, ugly, left-handed white guy. Why do we need another, already?
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 1, 2011 3:59 PM CDT up reply actions
why's he gotta be white?
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 1, 2011 4:07 PM CDT up reply actions
Because Bradley and Everett are switch hitters. They don't count.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 1, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
Overbay = Upgrade
In a normal year Overbay’s numbers would look bad, but compared to the Rios/Dunn production numbers they are looking quite stout.
Overbay, 34, was batting .227 with eight home runs and 37 RBIs, and his defense was below par, as well. The acquisition late Saturday night of first baseman Derrek Lee from the Baltimore Orioles made Overbay expendable. Lee is expected to make his debut tonight at PNC Park
Read more: Pirates to designate Overbay for assignment – Pittsburgh Tribune-Review http://www.pittsburghlive.com/x/pittsburghtrib/sports/pirates/s_749432.html#ixzz1TozIfRcW
honestly, the White Sox have a guy in AA that could probably do that for the league minimum.
And another in AAA that can do that if and when he’s called up.
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 1, 2011 8:56 PM CDT up reply actions
still. the pittsburgh pirates dfa'd someone we could use
the pittsburgh pirates.
think about that
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
i'd take him over rios
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
OT but,
I wonder what Coop could’ve done to revamp Dontrelle Willis. I see he’s back pitching for the Reds now.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 1, 2011 4:08 PM CDT reply actions
he's been up and down the major leagues for the past 2 years.. the guy has nothing left
2011 WhiteSox Baseball: we're all in
He's only 29,
2003 wasn’t that long ago. I dunno, it’d just be curious to see him attempt a reclamation project.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 1, 2011 4:12 PM CDT up reply actions
roids.
2011 WhiteSox Baseball: we're all in
by OznCoop on Aug 1, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Ahh, I forgot. That's what we point to now.
Thanks a lot Rios debate.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 1, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions
2003 is 8 years ago which is a lifetime in pitcher years
Top ten pitchers is 2003:
Roy Halladay
Pedro Martinez
Mark Prior
Esteban Loaiza
Jason Schmidt
Mike Mussina
Tim Hudson
Javier Vazquez
Kevin Brown
Curt Schilling
wu, maybe
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
He's not.
At least according to ESPN.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 1, 2011 4:47 PM CDT up reply actions
Oops, you said tomorrow.
Really should learn to read.
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 1, 2011 4:48 PM CDT up reply actions

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