Game Thread: A battle of the 2007 Cy Young Winners
New York Yankees at Chicago White Sox, Aug 1, 2011 7:10 PM CDT
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I feel premium.
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on Aug 1, 2011 6:52 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
i feel sub-optimal. (temp of 90 and dew point of 75 will do that)
also, i have a really stupid feeling that rios is going to hit a home run off of captain cheeseburger.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
thats crazy talk
you’re crazy man.
So, I say this more with admiration than anything else: I love that Kenny Williams went out and acquired the two worst players in the American League so far this year. - Joe Posnanski
Peavy complete game shut out. 120 pitches.
That’s the dew point. In my pants.
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on Aug 1, 2011 6:59 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Sabathia-Peavy would've been a dream match-up in 2007.
Alas, now I smell a pounding.
Frank Thomas's wOBA at the time of the 1994 strike was .497. He was on pace to hit 54 homers, drive in 152 runs, walk 152 times, and pile up 10.5 WAR.
close the window, you're letting all the stank out!
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Aug 1, 2011 6:59 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
My wife, "did you eat all of the kit kats?"
Me, “your FACE ate all of the kit kats!”
Boom.
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on Aug 1, 2011 7:08 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 4 recs
but seriously...
You ate all the KitKats didn’t you?
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Aug 1, 2011 7:09 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I moved them to the crisper to make room for my beer.
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on Aug 1, 2011 7:12 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
quitter
I would have eaten all the Kit Kats to make room for the beer.
all in, pal.
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on Aug 1, 2011 10:05 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm guessing she didn't make you a steak dinner
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
"hey kids, i got you tickets to the sox and yankees!"
yay, we can see paulie! “well…”
…derek jeter! “erm…”
we want to live with mommy.
The dreaded lead-off fat.
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on Aug 1, 2011 7:13 PM CDT via mobile reply actions 1 recs
am i crazy
or have there been three balls that konerko would have had (the liner is a stretch, but dunn looked very snuffaluffagus with the reaction time)
grab some bench
fuckface.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2011 7:19 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Well at least one thing went right this inning.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Aug 1, 2011 7:20 PM CDT up reply actions
FNSITF
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on Aug 1, 2011 7:20 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
ha!
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Take it!
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on Aug 1, 2011 7:27 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
enjoy your runs fatbathia!
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
that felt a lot worse than 2 runs
brndnprkns: I'm pretty sure the "badass" value of your life is closer to Gigli than The Dark Knight
Dunn at first, huh? He's going to get 20 balls his way tonight
Hopefully he makes a play on a couple of them.
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" Kenny Powers
by Duck99 on Aug 1, 2011 7:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
dude can rake.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
at this rate sabathia could throw 18 innings
and only throw 126 pitches.
unfortunately the only way that could happen would require the sox to score two runs. :(
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
A bit optimistic on Peavy
Am I wrong to block out my morning calendar to follow the White Sox game?
by Old School ChiTown on Aug 1, 2011 7:47 PM CDT up reply actions
how dare you call me optimistic.
you take that back.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Sorry, here it is fixed
at this rate sabathia Peavy could throw 18 innings and only throw 126 360 pitches. unfortunately the only way that could happen would requires the sox to score two 18 runs :(
Am I wrong to block out my morning calendar to follow the White Sox game?
by Old School ChiTown on Aug 1, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions
tanks.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
oh god, not this guy again.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
You know what, fine, he's made two outs already tonight and he's FNS and a douchnozzle and even a fucking Buckeye,
but fuck me, what I wouldn’t give for a fucking regular position player with a .378 OBP on the White Sox not named Paul Konerko. God damnit.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 1, 2011 7:50 PM CDT reply actions
fellation of george steinbrenners dead body?
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
WTF is Lillipad's walk-up music?
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 1, 2011 7:52 PM CDT reply actions
"we represent..."

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Aug 1, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
sabathia looks like he's due
to pull an oblique.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Yeah, ours.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 1, 2011 7:54 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
mid season form!
this team i tell ya’. they’re something else.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Beckham broke on the liner to Miller yesterday too when he was on third.
Luckily Miller dropped it.
by 3E8 on Aug 1, 2011 7:56 PM CDT up reply actions
i'm thinking of becoming a twins fan.
they never make any mistakes.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
flagged
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 1, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions
whatever.
rays fan!
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Yeah, at least their only 'mistake' is being in an unGodly market for baseball.
I would kill for the White Sox GM to be Friedman and his people.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 1, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
What are the chances this team wins more than 2 games this week? Can't be very good
i loooooooove cotton candy
well, at least he's shut the fuck up lately talking to the media
so he’s not a shitty pitcher AND an asshole.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
though 2 more Ks and his badge vests.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
that would give me 126.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
So have the Sox started using badges
as incentives in the contracts yet?
Am I wrong to block out my morning calendar to follow the White Sox game?
by Old School ChiTown on Aug 1, 2011 8:13 PM CDT up reply actions
Peavy number of pitches per batter is too high....
it seems he is hard to hit (loads of fouls) but he does not have an effective put away pitch….well…that and the fact he is facing very good hitters
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
Pardon me sir, am I in the right place for a paddlin'?

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 1, 2011 8:06 PM CDT reply actions
heh, a "ball" right down the pipe according to gameday
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
Peavy trade was a killer because of the
Contract……imagine had we actually given up something that turned into something.
by stanchar on Aug 1, 2011 8:07 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
he's out for the year with shoulder surgery.
not sure of the prognosis, but shoulder trouble is not good.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Second guessing is bad
I think Peavy’s trade was a good one. The terrible one was Hudson-Jackson one. Maybe Zach Stewart will salvage it.
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on Aug 1, 2011 8:12 PM CDT up reply actions
One day, Zach Stewart will bean Hudson on the elbow
then pummel the top of his head while Hudson hugs him like his long lost mommy.
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on Aug 1, 2011 10:12 PM CDT up reply actions
hawk happy.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
That's nice....
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 1, 2011 8:14 PM CDT reply actions
Well, that is pleasant.
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Aug 1, 2011 8:15 PM CDT reply actions
Yes
Put in on the board
Am I wrong to block out my morning calendar to follow the White Sox game?
by Old School ChiTown on Aug 1, 2011 8:15 PM CDT reply actions
*it
Am I wrong to block out my morning calendar to follow the White Sox game?
by Old School ChiTown on Aug 1, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Peavy looks like absolute shit
Take him out now and there is a remote possibility of winning this game.
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" Kenny Powers
by Duck99 on Aug 1, 2011 8:27 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
I thought we got Frasor
to pitch the 6th and 7th innings of Peavy games.
Am I wrong to block out my morning calendar to follow the White Sox game?
by Old School ChiTown on Aug 1, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions
our offense started bad
not the pitching. and its fair to say his talent level is a 5 (though colin thinks he should be in the minors ;))
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
he's been signing checks with that potential for years
can he make it work? i’m willing to give him the benefit of ‘innings’ for this second half, but we’ll see what we’ve got next year, perhaps.
I don't think you remember how the pitching started out.
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on Aug 1, 2011 10:13 PM CDT up reply actions
this is a silly discussion.
humber has been better than peavy so far this year, as has all the other starters.
ergo, peavy is 5 just now.
Oh shit....that was a fucked up bunt
I really hate bunts
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
by JofpGallagher on Aug 1, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions
AAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
FUCK YOU OZZIE
AND FUCK YOUR BRETHREN
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
poor execution
worse decision
So, I say this more with admiration than anything else: I love that Kenny Williams went out and acquired the two worst players in the American League so far this year. - Joe Posnanski
Well that was disheartening... again.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Aug 1, 2011 8:35 PM CDT reply actions
Where did I put my Nerve-O-Calm pills.....this team is giving me hypertension
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
oh no!
not the best base runner on our team!
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
who is this guy. his comments are genius
NotHawk Hawk Harrelson
Maybe the fact Sabathia has thrown 12 pitches tonight is a good thing. He hasn’t warmed up yet.
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
What in the . . .
Ladies and gentlemen . . . your 2011 White Sox!
i like how in the 4th inning they showed quentin's good numbers in his last 14 games.
here’s some other numbers. in his last seven games plus today he is batting .179 with 4 singles, 1 double and 9 strike outs. his slugging percentage, .214. his OBP, .207. (that’s an OPS of .421 if you don’t feel like doing the addition)
ugh.
(also, he has seen exactly four pitches in each of his last four plate appearances. if he gets four pitches in his next plate appearance it will tie his record for most consecutive plate appearances seeing the same number of pitches. he saw three pitches in five straight plate appearances spanning the games on april 25th and 26th against the yankees.)
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
by BuehrleMan on Aug 1, 2011 8:38 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
I'm soooo glad we didn't even think of trading q(?)
because he is such a sparkplug for this offense. He is the starter log. quentin is the little box of snakes for the whole fireworks show we call dropping a match on the ground and clapping.
quentin is the ketchup and rusty lettuce on the tofu dog we call the 2011 White Sox. He’s the straw that stirs the backed up toilet.
And this ain’t a slump for him. Dude’s raking. The entire team is on his back.
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on Aug 1, 2011 10:19 PM CDT up reply actions
i want to drop you in pinstripe alley and see what happens
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
haha swisher.
go fuck yourself.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
alexei has the right to kick jeter in the balls
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
Love MLB network but there is horrible plays being made all over
And the Nats have a midget throwing 97. He looks like Lilly’s peewee brother.
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" Kenny Powers
by Duck99 on Aug 1, 2011 8:40 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
come on quentin.
snap out of it.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
fourth pitch.
it’s your time!
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
nuts.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
came in from a bike ride to see swisher act like a lazy clown bitch douche.
after first two innings i put it in low gear and rattled of 9.51 miles at a rate of 4m 09s per/mile. rage can help exercise and vice versa. go sox
be careful.
what percentage bicycle do you think you’re at right now?
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
im probably fewer than 5%
i’ve only in the last three weeks started to daily bike. i wouldnt mind becoming a bike though…animate a solid
does your bike generate electricity for the house?
this team could eliminate your energy bills completely
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
CC is listed at 245
lol
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
No.....no way....Jake's not going to start the 7th, is he?
What the hell is wrong with Ozzie?
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 1, 2011 8:50 PM CDT reply actions
reply fial
but still lol
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
their catcher seems to think
that the yankees just won the world series. calm down dude, you struck out adam dunn. big whoop.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
you know what time it is then...
list time!
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
You guys are on fire tonight.
Please continue.
by winningugly on Aug 1, 2011 8:50 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Without P16K I look forward to getting through 3,4,5 so we have a chance to score runs
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" Kenny Powers
by Duck99 on Aug 1, 2011 8:53 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
Joe Sheehan spitting hot fire!
The people who get all up in arms over how steroid use defiles baseball are nowhere to be found when something truly offensive happens. Jerry Reinsdorf, who I’m reasonably sure can order from the whole menu, forced his GM to deal away the White Sox’ #2 starter solely to save money over the next two seasons, getting nothing of baseball value in return but a mid-rotation prospect. He did this while his team was within 3 1/2 games of first place, a spot held by a team that had been outscored. So spare me the PED outrage and the whining about the integrity of the game. Selling off one of your best players in a pennant race for what amounts to a rounding error in your bank book is a hell of a lot more offensive than anything a baseball player ever did with a needle. Sportswriters, write about that.
The White Sox could win this division. I picked them to win it at the start of the year, and they’re four games out with 56 to play, with the same run differential as the teams in front of them. It’s just a shame their owner is a schmuck, because few teams had such obvious, upgradable roster spots.
Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg
Wow. Too bad he's wrong, but wow.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 1, 2011 8:55 PM CDT up reply actions
Wrong on the #2 starter, wrong on the schuck shot, wrong on the decimal thing, wrong on the White Sox.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 1, 2011 9:04 PM CDT up reply actions
gosh what a dope
take a chill pill JS…. the Jackson trade is not the problem with this team
no the whole cheating thing is worse
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
Has he watched this team play?
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" Kenny Powers
by Duck99 on Aug 1, 2011 9:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
i find that
denarded.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
reinsdorf has managed to put together a few championships
and to accuse him of being a tightwad after all the $$$ KW has spent— sheesh. just wrong
he is probably suggesting jerry didn't understand the meaning of "ALL IN"
he might have a point there.
Anyone else a bit encouraged with Peavy
A bit of a reversal of recent performance
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by Old School ChiTown on Aug 1, 2011 8:57 PM CDT reply actions
it could mean fewer innings next time
they really should be pacing him. no need to reinvent wheel, just spin it slower
you would not believe it
but I actually witnessed Rios homer in back to back games in Arizona
so you're saying Rios is Brian Anderson?
So, I say this more with admiration than anything else: I love that Kenny Williams went out and acquired the two worst players in the American League so far this year. - Joe Posnanski
who?
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
I get your point but getting doubled off on line drives
technically does not count as being stranded.
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by Old School ChiTown on Aug 1, 2011 9:05 PM CDT up reply actions
This looks like my high school prom!
Nobody is gonna get 3rd base tonight
by XuBrent on Aug 1, 2011 9:04 PM CDT reply actions 6 recs
ha
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
Couldn't K-Zone or Pitch Fx
Or whatever just call balls and strikes?
thanks aj
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
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Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
road flares? did you live under power lines as a kid, or something?
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 1, 2011 9:47 PM CDT up reply actions
I can't wait til Sale is a starter.
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me neither
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
c'mon offense
don’t waste another good effort by the pitchers
Does Sale have a chance to be
To be as dominate as say Randy Johnson? That is the guy he reminds me most of.
........Chris Sale is most likely not a 1st Ballot Hall Of Famer and one of the best lefties ever.
But it’s possible.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 1, 2011 9:15 PM CDT up reply actions
randy johnson was one of the best LHPs ever
so no. he might end up being pretty good though
I could not think of
Another comparable lefty. Through me some names
Good Call
Does Sale through a bit harder though? Hamels is definitely more polished. I would take that.
Did he throw slower in College as a starter?
You are probably right but I dont think it will be too significant. Those few mph should not matter much if he is able to consistently hit with the slider
it happens with pretty much every pitcher
they hit their max speed much more often as a reliever because you are throwing so many fewer pitches. i’m guessing sale could be 90-94 as a starter
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
Does Not seem like
THe changeup has been thrown too much in his two years here. I did hear that as well though. That could really put him over the top.
scouting report on Sale from before the draft
Chris Sale, LHP, Florida Gulf Coast University
Sale attracted the attention of scouts last summer in the Cape Cod League, and has maintained that momentum this spring with a 2.48 ERA and a 78/8 K/BB in 58 innings, with 55 hits allowed. His exceptional K/BB and K/IP ratios reflect the fact that he has excellent command of his 90-95 MPH fastball, terrific changeup, and developing slider. Tall and lean at 6-5, 180, he has an attractive combination of polish and stuff, and could still have some remaining physical projectability. He won’t get out of the Top Ten picks, and seems a logical candidate for the Indians at five or the Diamondbacks at six.
from minorleagueball
Silva did that in 2005, but in like 190 innings.
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 1, 2011 9:44 PM CDT up reply actions
Thanks for that.
His skinny body makes me think he is taller. As of right now and depending on how it plays out, probably the best pick of the KW era.
quiet you.
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 1, 2011 9:46 PM CDT up reply actions
it was more lucky than a steal, but definitely a great pick
can’t wait to see him as a starter.
you cannot be banned soon enough.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
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Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
by blackoutsox on Aug 1, 2011 9:17 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
mvp of this game...
e-gus.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
how many trips to the mound for cervelli?!
tool.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
quentin due for....
something. how about a home run?
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
crushed that one.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
2 questions for you Sox fans:
1. Do you like listening to the “Hawk”? Or have just simply gotten used to it?
2. Has the white sox management ever explained why Sale is still in the bullpen? His stuff looks electric. Does he tire quickly or something?
we like it cause hes our homer
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
he makes losses worse, his mood affects mine
when he is giddy, i am constantly reminded that he is capable of disgust at any moment. he is like the tide except not soothing, fun or functional
what if his face were made of barbecue spare ribs, would you eat it then?
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 1, 2011 9:32 PM CDT up reply actions
it's not rocket science. just say yes and we'll move on!
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 1, 2011 9:38 PM CDT up reply actions
i've never personified it before, so now i'm stuck with hawk.
let this be a lesson to all, be careful when you go personifying satellites.
he sure likes to examine his own anus
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
I feel good about this AB for Dunn.
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
i feel bad for you.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Curses! Foiled again!
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 1, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
am i doing it wrong?
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 1, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions
"I feel good about this marriage."
-wu
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Aug 1, 2011 9:24 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
craigws...
Really? really? He’s going to decide to turn it around tomorrow!?!
by slydernelson on Aug 1, 2011 9:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i'm not saying he will.
all i am saying is that you have placed your stake in the ground.
stand by it, even if he turns into babe ruth in his prime from here on out.
I think it already has been an historical season for him.
It’s the quality of the history that’s the issue.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 2, 2011 8:24 AM CDT up reply actions
not me, i'm killing myself
PROMOTE GREG WALKER!
by billyok on Aug 1, 2011 9:35 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
can I have all your recs?
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Aug 1, 2011 10:07 PM CDT up reply actions
you cant be positive just once can you
prove to me you can, open a jar of pur glee please and make it unsarcastic. i’d be delighted.
Was Dunn vehemently booed after that debacle?
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" Kenny Powers
by Duck99 on Aug 1, 2011 9:25 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
do you think i can cut the letters and numbers of my rios jersey
and turn it into a sale one?
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
you could probably take the jersey, ball it up, and use it to smother its namesake
not that i’d dream of suggesting such a thing
you should keep that jersey as a constant reminder to never purchase an active players jersey
i still see swisher jerseys at the cell. the only jersey i own is nellie fox away 59’
im thinking frank thomas
hard to get a better guarantee
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
should be safe with paulie from this point on.
even if he murders a bunch of kids, he’ll still be a hero.
he would be the second choice
then sale I think
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
absolutely.
hell, you could get a podsednik jersey and be 100 times better off than you would with a rios.
I love my AJ jersey.
AJ gets a pass.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 2, 2011 8:26 AM CDT up reply actions
the rangers tried to ban the 'wave'
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
here is their sign:

So, I say this more with admiration than anything else: I love that Kenny Williams went out and acquired the two worst players in the American League so far this year. - Joe Posnanski
by e-gus on Aug 1, 2011 9:59 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
and i love it!
So, I say this more with admiration than anything else: I love that Kenny Williams went out and acquired the two worst players in the American League so far this year. - Joe Posnanski
in europe they don't have this warning shit at all.
and i like the wave but im obviously in the vast minority here
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
Sale needs to spend some time with MB
To work on that pick off move.
Is there anything more depressing
than seeing Rivera on the mound right now?
Oh wait…Rios is stepping in.
by slydernelson on Aug 1, 2011 9:36 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Rios didn't bail out on that swing.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
Need some help from those watching the game
Seems Sox have had quite a few line drives (according to GameChannel) with RISP today. How many were hard hit but right at someone?
Am I wrong to block out my morning calendar to follow the White Sox game?
by Old School ChiTown on Aug 1, 2011 9:37 PM CDT reply actions
Morel's had three of them.
Two were hard-hit, turned into double plays. The other was a floater to right.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
"cervelli knifed at river north establishment"
book it
by evenyoudorn on Aug 1, 2011 9:41 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
he does that shit every game - makes him a hero with the guido
Douchebagger who wouldn’t have a job without the NY DB linkage
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" Kenny Powers
by Duck99 on Aug 1, 2011 9:48 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
So you're saying he finds time to practice this fist pump in the mirror
between GTL rounds?
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Aug 1, 2011 9:51 PM CDT up reply actions
he probably does
i hope someone takes him down a notch
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
Beckham equals Deer in Headlights
"Fundamentals are a crutch for the talentless" Kenny Powers
by Duck99 on Aug 1, 2011 9:42 PM CDT via mobile reply actions
who is this catcher?
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
cause he is a fucking jagoff
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
francisco cervelli
please hit him in da mout tomorrow
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
im actually quite suprised someone on the white sox didn't get upset
they were all probably subdued by konerkos monotone voice
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
I asked a Yankees fan "what's with the fist pumping?"
His response: “dont be a sore loser”
by mechanical turk on Aug 1, 2011 10:22 PM CDT up reply actions
and that was when you went on the blood splattering ear splitting murderous rampage i presume
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
That's what bin Laden said about 9/11
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on Aug 1, 2011 10:32 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
You can say this about the White Sox...
they lose in consistent fashion.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Aug 1, 2011 9:43 PM CDT reply actions
according to ballantini
this was peavys 3rd best start this year (out of 12)
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
I blame this whole season to date on Ozzie, Mandruw Kojones, Jerry Owens, and Darrin Erstad.
Because I think they’re a big reason why Alex Rios and Adam Dunn are on this team. Screw all of ’em in da face.
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
yep. and nick swisher.
fucker couldn’t play CF without being a douche.
and kenny, but that should be obvious. screw the let of ’em.
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 1, 2011 9:55 PM CDT up reply actions
this damn team has sapped my typing abilities.
but yes. him too.
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 1, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions
that sheehan rant was out of line
but we don’t need a total JR love in, either. loyalty is basically nice for shitty employees and nobody else.
I imagine if you had cervelli catching valverde
the douchiness would cause the universe to collapse
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
him and john rocker,
and the universe would just stop. no implosion, explosion or any other kind of plosion.
just .
They would probably get really competitive with their fist pumping...
then while trying to outdo each other, one of them would blow a rotator cuff or have their bicep snap. Thereby averting universal disaster. So no worries, there are protocols in place for such things.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Aug 1, 2011 9:57 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
thank goodness for karma
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
Our win expectancy was 55% before that bunt pop out with men on 1st/2nd no out.
It kinda plummeted from there.
by 3E8 on Aug 1, 2011 9:59 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
after the latest twitter war with Oney....
I want Mark Teahen back :( sniff I miss him already
I cannot answer any more questions for you today. I has wickeds gas from drink too manys redbull.
maybe we could hire him back as a video guy.
there’s an opening there, right?
by craigws on Aug 1, 2011 10:03 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
at least the rest of the yankees pitching sucks
phil hughes meatball tomorrow! maybe Dunn can turn one of them into a steak dinner
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
last solace of the night
the yankees fans had to listen to hawk
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
he was on yesn?
i believe this is a false statement.
So, I say this more with admiration than anything else: I love that Kenny Williams went out and acquired the two worst players in the American League so far this year. - Joe Posnanski
they were complaining about him on pinstripe alley
so at least some of them did
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
and no, I don't know why I was over there
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
they kept calling the adam dunn signing stupid which was annoying
because at the time it made perfect sense
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk

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