Donny Lucy has risen!
by larry on Aug 17, 2011 10:25 AM CDT
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PrintWelcome to the first congregation of the Church of Donny. At South Side Sox, we realize that there are many of you out there who still have not accepted Donny as your (and the White Sox') savior. Last night's game, however, should lay to rest any doubts that may still exist in the minds of fans. Let's go over just a few of the miracles He performed against the heathen Indians:
- The White Sox are now above .500 for the first time since early April.
- After hitting just eight (8) triples in their first 120 games, the White Sox hit five (5) triples yesterday. This would not have happened if He was not in the third base dugout, drawing White Sox baserunners to Him.
- The White Sox had 22 hits, a season high.
- Brent Lillibridge was intentionally walked for the first time in his career. However, because Lillibridge still worships a different god, Donny had to punish him by causing him to be doubled-up. That's a lesson to all the other players. Stop worshiping false idols.
- Shin-Soo Choo, one of the best defenders in baseball, committed multiple mistakes.
- In perhaps His most impressive miracle, Juan Pierre hit a home run.
I again invite all of you to come to Buckingham Fountain at 5pm tonight for your baptism into the Church of Donny. For those of you who still have questions, there will be plenty of Donnyacs there to answer them. And after the full immersion baptism ceremony, buses will be provided to transport us to the Cell to view Donny in His full regalia when He makes His first start of the season behind the plate. These buses are being provided by the Donny Lucy Fan Club, which has re-opened its yearly membership for the low price of $8.95 due to Donny's ascension. Details:
The Donny Lucy Fan Club
PO Box 2145
Chicago, IL 60661
You receive:
- Personalized welcome letter from Donny;
- Monthly newsletter;
- Fusilli Donny;
- Donny's baseball card;
- 15% off in the Donny store;
- and, for a limited time, a copy of the Book of Donny.
See all of you tonight.
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i'll never understand why you constantly disparage the man
who led the white sox in OPS last year!
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
without Donny, I am worthless.
Donny, shield me with your Chest Protector of Light!
But the Church of Donny should really accept online payments.
I shant be misled a second time
i wrote Donny at the address provided pledging to name my first born after him
all i got back was a letter telling me to “screw” and to “never, ever use this mailing address again, capisce”. i was just being tested?
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
Colin has the first part covered, but it'll be hard for him to multiply.
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
by Chiburb on Aug 17, 2011 10:47 AM CDT up reply actions 15 recs
That's a fine ba-zing if I ever read one.
"Don Cooper, to the O.R! We have a bleeder!" - SkanchoDanza
by homesickalien on Aug 17, 2011 11:45 AM CDT up reply actions
Does the bus then take us to O'Hare where we distribute the Book for "donations"?
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
You scare me
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
that's twice now.
you’ll deny donny three times. and then you’re fucked.
by larry on Aug 17, 2011 10:51 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Before the cock crows.... heh heh...
"His Load got Sloppy" Colintj
by DrEmilioLizardo on Aug 17, 2011 11:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Tell the Holy Lucy my ass had to get home to get to sleep to get up and be at work in the morning.
If the Holy Lucy wants to pay my bills, I’ll worship his ass. Not like I haven’t been sentenced to damnation by another God or anything.
Thanks for the win, oh mighty one.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 17, 2011 10:57 AM CDT reply actions
Stay up late, and trust in Him. He will provide.
sideways smiley face
by TasteeFreeze on Aug 17, 2011 11:56 AM CDT up reply actions
I finally accepted Donny as the means to my personal salvation last night around the 10th inning.
I was rewarded with many tasty donuts. Truly he is the one.
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Aug 17, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
and airline peanuts, too.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Aug 17, 2011 1:08 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
I would appeal Him to lay His hands upon the bat of Beckham,
were such a request not an affront to His glory.
by mechanical turk on Aug 17, 2011 11:03 AM CDT reply actions
Thou shalt not petition the Lord.
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
I am guilty of abandoning the TV game in the 11th inning
My eyes couldn’t be maintained opened….I hope Saint Lucy forgives.
If you chase two rabbits both will escape!
Kraft launches the Triple Double Oreo
another one. i can’t believe people still deny donny.
by larry on Aug 17, 2011 11:31 AM CDT reply actions 4 recs
I'll believe in donny when they launch the 25 Double Oreo
(to match my favorite razor)
White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.
it moved.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
by KenWo4LiFe on Aug 17, 2011 11:46 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
Doubled.
"Don Cooper, to the O.R! We have a bleeder!" - SkanchoDanza
by homesickalien on Aug 17, 2011 11:47 AM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
This is just wrong
“The company has popularized its iconic sandwich cookie in other areas of the world with regionally-specific versions, like green tea filling in Asia.”
"Fortunately, this one does not require the freezing spray." - Steve Stone's comment while a trainer tended to Lou Marson after being hit it the nutsack by a foul ball (8/16/11)
Japan does that with everything
Every year, there is a new Pepsi + something weird brought out. Same with Kit-Kats
Like Pepsi + Cucumber. Green tea-filled anything is awesome though.
"That baseball is the smartest thing out on that field." —Hawk Harrelson
What's so weird about Cucumber Soda?
Much of it has been spilled in the name of Donny.
"If you are looking for a good and quick treat, mosey on over to Hardees or KFC." -Jessy S
by Uribe Down on Aug 17, 2011 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
that looks like a chocolate dipped moldy turd.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
You are the only one of us - Donny's disciples - to even be able to hazard an apt comparison.
It’s not your fault, son. It’s not your fault.
mercy
The new Triple Double Oreo is now on the market, bringing one layer of vanilla and one layer of chocolate creme sandwiched between three cookie layers straight to your face.
We reported back in May how these cookies were coming out, and now they’re here, so it’s time for OREO fans everywhere to start consuming them in moderation. The suggested serving size is one. Just take one from the package, eat it, and then put the package away. Each cookie has 100 calories and 4.5g of fat.
http://consumerist.com/2011/08/triple-double-oreo-hits-shelves.html
just one?! who can eat just one?!
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 17, 2011 3:02 PM CDT up reply actions
Know the difference!
"Fortunately, this one does not require the freezing spray." - Steve Stone's comment while a trainer tended to Lou Marson after being hit it the nutsack by a foul ball (8/16/11)
by tailgater on Aug 17, 2011 11:42 AM CDT reply actions 16 recs
The will of Donny:
My fantasy team name was going to be “Donny Lucy in the Sky With Diamonds” but it was too long for Yahoo. I believe this was a sign from Donny, although I don’t know what yet. I eagerly await the will of Donny to show itself in an epiphany of glory.
Beerleaguer -- White Sox: Something about a greased tee, a behind, and a pair of pliers
So, despite hanging on until the end of last night's game to see Donny's magic unfurl, I found myself surprisingly intoxicated as I had jokingly decided to take a shot of tequila every time the Sox hit a triple. Who knew!
So right after I peed on my cat, I noticed I had the munchies and fixed myself a snack.
It wasn’t until this morning when I went to light a candle and ritualistically kneel before Him, that I realized I boiled and devoured my Fusilli Donny.
Think that will that anger Him?
"Don Cooper, to the O.R! We have a bleeder!" - SkanchoDanza
He provides for his flock in mysterious ways
So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.
you're supposed to eat the fusilli donny.
that’s communion.
by larry on Aug 17, 2011 12:08 PM CDT up reply actions 8 recs
phuh-ewe!
"Don Cooper, to the O.R! We have a bleeder!" - SkanchoDanza
by homesickalien on Aug 17, 2011 12:09 PM CDT up reply actions
PRO TIP: Don't bother attempting to boil it.
He’ll just keep parting the water.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Aug 17, 2011 12:11 PM CDT up reply actions 13 recs
"PRO TIP"
rolling!
"Don Cooper, to the O.R! We have a bleeder!" - SkanchoDanza
by homesickalien on Aug 17, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions
This will be green,
by the will of Donny.
by winningugly on Aug 17, 2011 12:17 PM CDT up reply actions
did you have to spend 240 cleaning your cat?
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
SIDE NOTE: Draft Slotting
Interesting tidbit in the Jayson Stark article today, saying that bud selig is going to push for slotting in the draft by next year.
This should help the sox quite a bit as they are the cheapest team in the league when it comes to spending on the draft.
what the fuck does this have to do with donny?
by larry on Aug 17, 2011 12:12 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
I said
side note, thought it was interesting topic, lots of people like the idea of slotting draft picks, international draft, trading draft picks, ect
There are plenty of other threads on which to discuss mundane topics.
Do not foul Donny’s with trivial meanderings. Repent lest your balls grow together.
by winningugly on Aug 17, 2011 12:19 PM CDT up reply actions
All in Donny's time.
He is patient and loves you.
by winningugly on Aug 17, 2011 12:22 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
What is with the baseball talk?
That is what the RR is for
Where the white women at?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jGQ-ISsDm8M
by parkernutws05 on Aug 17, 2011 5:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Big mac's and dingers baby.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RcvaYgWc9eY&feature=related
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
and he's still mad dad didnt get him that triple cheese
Flowers always get me in scoring position. -SkanchoDanza
OK, I now am a believer.
85-77. First place. Donny overcomes all obstacles. larry is a prophet. Tdogg is Judas (just watch “Donny Lucy, Superstar” the next time it is played on The .700 Club, which just happens to be Donny’s SLG. Judas is a man of color.).
by winningugly on Aug 17, 2011 12:21 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
I like this hitting De Aza second and moving Alexei down thing.
"That baseball is the smartest thing out on that field." —Hawk Harrelson
attention. i'm going to make changes to the lineup.
1. Pierre LF
2. De Aza CF
3. Konerko DH
4. Quentin RF
5. Ramirez SS
6. Rios 1B
7. Lillibridge 2B
8. Morel 3B
9. Lucy C
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
For who, Omar? No thanks.
Keeps Lilli at first and make sure we dont’ have to see Dunn until 2012.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 17, 2011 12:59 PM CDT up reply actions
I did. I'd keep Lillipad at first.
Beckham’s bad, but I’d rather see him than Rios.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 17, 2011 1:35 PM CDT up reply actions
Agreed
He took some really weak swings yesterday. Although he may have just been gassed toward the end…just as I am gassed today since I stayed up to watch.
"Fortunately, this one does not require the freezing spray." - Steve Stone's comment while a trainer tended to Lou Marson after being hit it the nutsack by a foul ball (8/16/11)
the dude cannot hit. why you would want to give him a car is beyond me.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
"9-hole" is Aramaic for "Cenacle"
forgive KenWo, Donny, for he knows not what he does
by dr. lingerie on Aug 17, 2011 1:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
2nd leadoff hitter.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 17, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions
i know and respect all of donny's powers...
but the opposing team may think he’s weak down there and give him cookies… donny makes runs out of cookies.
Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.
He's actually the #0 hitter.
Unfortunately, the way the MLB rules are written, #1 has to lead off the first inning.
"That baseball is the smartest thing out on that field." —Hawk Harrelson
by mikecws91 on Aug 17, 2011 2:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
The Alpha and the Omega.
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Aug 17, 2011 2:52 PM CDT up reply actions
The ∞ hitter.
"If you are looking for a good and quick treat, mosey on over to Hardees or KFC." -Jessy S
And so it shall be
"The words "becorned can" just beminded my fuck." - SkanchoDanza
by BoeJouma on Aug 17, 2011 1:00 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Dunn in the 6 hole again - ugh!
When I saw that Ozzie had inexplicably moved Dunn up from 7th to 6th before yesterday’s game, I said to my friend “Well, Dunn shouldn’t kill us in the first inning, because if we see him bat in the first we should have scored a few runs”. What happens next? The Sox score almost the bare minimum number of runs you can score by having the #6 hitter bat in the first (the minimum would be zero: two outs plus three base runners), and Dunn comes up with bases loaded, one out and one in, and kills the first inning with an all too predictable K. He can’t even make a productive out to get a run in.
I want Dunn gone or batting no higher than 7.
Baseball is life.
Donny does not care what you want.
Donny will rip away all of your wants to bring you closer to Him.
Pray not for your own needs. All goes to glorify Donny.
I worship the Frank Thomas statue
Both your god and mine would do better in the 6 hole than Dunn.
My god would never swing at a pitch outside the strike zone, and hence would draw walks and HBPs at a higher rate than Dunn by striking fear into the heart of the pitcher as he thinks “He has returned!”
Baseball is life.
I dunno.
Cher has a pretty big strike zone from what I hear.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 18, 2011 8:38 AM CDT up reply actions
Why do I keep confusing Donny Lucy with Toby Hall????
Donny – Grant me the wisdom to know your ways and help my poor, human mind to recognize your face. Protect me from the false prophets Phlegly and Flowers. I have heard the prophecies of your forebearer Pierzynski, and now that you have returned, I rejoice knowing that the true believers reward soon cometh! Amen!
Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. ~Joe Schultz, 1969
I know Donny Lucy is great and all that
but when he does push ups, does he push himself up or push the earth down like Chuck Norris does?
This space is available.
by MrBungle on Aug 17, 2011 1:10 PM CDT reply actions 3 recs
Neither, he does pushups without his hands.
They’re called ‘cock pushups.’
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 17, 2011 1:19 PM CDT up reply actions 3 recs
You must not be steeped in Donnyism.
Nothing is stupid. It may be uninformed and perhaps even borderline goofy but Donny’s love accepts all imperfection. Only Donny is perfect. We are only created in Donny’s image.
Even you.
Aren't we all obligated to call him 'Donny,' even you, oh-hater-of-capitalization-in-comments?
You know, out of divine respect and all that ol’ shit?
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 17, 2011 2:03 PM CDT up reply actions
"False Idol??"
I’m fairly certain that my “false idol” could beat up your Donny Lucy. My idol is well versed in the ways of shao lin kung fu. Perhaps you were one the few people who missed The Octagon.
This space is available.
oh. so this is like some seventh grade contest where who can beat up who is, like, the most important thing ever.
please. i want wins. let me know when chuck norris has a .507 wOBA.
This is why sometimes I don’t like this place.
You are so coddled here it’s not even funny. You all have your wOBA’s, your FIPs and your FAPs but what you don’t realize is that there is a real world out there, a dangerous one. My knowledge of the world comes primarily from watching 80s movies and from what I can tell, there are roving bands of ninjas, mindless robots and Russian paratroopers all out there waiting to get us.
Maybe Chuck Norris will never attain a .507 wOBA. But I do know that when the chips are down and a scantily clad woman needs rescuing, you can always count on Chuck. So you can have your Donny Lucy and his .507 wOBA for now. But when you are stuck in a bamboo prison waiting to be shipped off to Russia via railroad, I don’t want to hear you telling me how I was right about Chuck Norris.
This space is available.
by MrBungle on Aug 17, 2011 4:25 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
bruce chen
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
by blackoutsox on Aug 17, 2011 4:50 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
1920 White Sox
Led by sluggers:
Shoeless Joe Jackson .382/.444/.589 7.4 WAR Salary – $8,000
Happy Felsch .338/.384/.540 4.9 WAR Salary – $7,000
Ah, now those were the days! By the way, I believe a “Happy Felsch” is illegal in all but a few southern states.
"Fortunately, this one does not require the freezing spray." - Steve Stone's comment while a trainer tended to Lou Marson after being hit it the nutsack by a foul ball (8/16/11)
or microwave a burrito so hot that even He can't bite it without burning His tongue and the roof of His mout?
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Aug 17, 2011 1:48 PM CDT up reply actions
As Aquinas posited, logical impossibilities fall not under the omnipotence of Donny
because Donny is infinite. He transcends your mortal conceptualization of the omnipotence paradox; He both creates and moves your mountain without ever doing either.
Then He eats your fucking burrito.
by dr. lingerie on Aug 17, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions 11 recs
I just got a paper cut
Do I blame Donny, Lucy, or Donny Lucy?
White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.
Desi.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Aug 17, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
Are there lesser gods in this religion which Donny rules over?
Or is it just another monotheistic regime?
Reporter: I was wondering if at any point in my lifetime the Cubs weren't going to be run by a guy who didn't immediately remind me of failure, confusion, or imminent death
there are only two spots on the earthly roster
room for one acolyte, but this necessarily makes either AJ or flowers a false prophet. who do we stone? or will Lucyfer handle his own smiting in due course?
are you suggesting that if you sent $8.95 to PO Box 2145
you would not, in fact, receive a copy of said Book?
don’t stand next to me in the next storm.
It's already in all the hotel bedside tables.
I’ve checked.
"If you are looking for a good and quick treat, mosey on over to Hardees or KFC." -Jessy S
yes.
vizquel shirt tonight, white sox autographed items tomorrow, white sox wives mystery bags friday, ultimate auction saturday and wives baskets sunday.
I have. Groomed much more expensively.
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
I remember hearing about that from the blonde charity chick that joins the TV booth from time to time.
Omar’s artwork is extremely vaginal.
"Don Cooper, to the O.R! We have a bleeder!" - SkanchoDanza
by homesickalien on Aug 17, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Lebowski reference I hope?
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Aug 17, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions
that's not her face. common misconception though, considering thats what she uses for most of her social interactions.
by Trooper on Aug 17, 2011 4:46 PM CDT up reply actions 5 recs
That burns.
"If you are looking for a good and quick treat, mosey on over to Hardees or KFC." -Jessy S
I tried to warn you about that.
"Don Cooper, to the O.R! We have a bleeder!" - SkanchoDanza
by homesickalien on Aug 17, 2011 5:05 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
At least the stromboli was good.
"If you are looking for a good and quick treat, mosey on over to Hardees or KFC." -Jessy S
mmm. Totally worth it.
"Don Cooper, to the O.R! We have a bleeder!" - SkanchoDanza
by homesickalien on Aug 17, 2011 5:11 PM CDT up reply actions
holy shit!
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 17, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions
huh. today must've been the day Thome jacked one off of Thornton.
I know this because facebook is telling me that ‘on this day’ last year my status was ‘fire kenny williams’
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
Peaked with the first one, didn't you?
Just like Boston. Or Kansas. Or Chicago. Or most artists. It’s OK.
Donny loves you.
Thome did WHAT to Thornton?
None of our business, really.
"Fortunately, this one does not require the freezing spray." - Steve Stone's comment while a trainer tended to Lou Marson after being hit it the nutsack by a foul ball (8/16/11)
I will go ahead and commit now...
Donny don’t do “Prodigal sons.”
oh yeah, Jesus is just alright by you
"Don Cooper, to the O.R! We have a bleeder!" - SkanchoDanza
by homesickalien on Aug 17, 2011 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions
As long as you feel extra guilty then that's fine I'm sure.
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 17, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
So where does Yaz fit into the Pantheon?
Not that I’m questioning Donny mind you… umm… a friend of mine asked is all.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Aug 17, 2011 4:03 PM CDT reply actions
So...does that make AJ like the 'John the Baptist'?
Making straight the path of the Donny?
by ScottyPods Ver2.0 on Aug 17, 2011 4:14 PM CDT reply actions
I believe AJ is more like the "Unholy Spirit"
"Fortunately, this one does not require the freezing spray." - Steve Stone's comment while a trainer tended to Lou Marson after being hit it the nutsack by a foul ball (8/16/11)
I think that was Jerry Owens.
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
VG, larry.
Now we need your mother to go to some games.
My serenity is inversely proportional to my expectations.
LET’S GO YOU WHITE SOX!!!!!
our catcher
who art in nine-hole
pitches are by thee framed.
pass balls be shunned,
‘stealers be gunned,
on shields as it was in charlotte.
request this day our pitchers’ ched,
and limit their free passes,
as morel limits those who would free pass against him.
and drive us not to flagellation,
but deliver us from rios.
for the the shin guards, the chest piece and the face mask are yours,
at least until september, amen.
by evenyoudorn on Aug 17, 2011 4:34 PM CDT reply actions 14 recs
There is something seriously wrong with this thread
I worry about all of you.
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
by Tdogg on Aug 17, 2011 5:02 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions 4 recs
You have Kwaanza, we have Lucyism.
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
Though I admit you have better unis. I mean sacramental vestments.
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
I wanted to photoshop (read: pathetically use the star tool in MS Paint) Donny's head onto the angel at the end of Raiders of the Lost Ark
with the caption “Donny Hates Nazis” but alas I can’t find an image of the angel on Google. Anyone that can provide a link, I will be eternally grateful.
that part is still creepy as Hell
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
by Shoeless In SC on Aug 17, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions
I would rather play with no catcher at all
Especially if Laz Diaz is behind the plate.
both pitchers drilling him in the face over and over again might be the solution
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
This is one of the best threads here of all time.
"keep a weather eye on the horizon, dearest captain of the douche canoe" - BJ
this is a scary thread.
(twilight zone)
I'm sorry to say this to you but you're not worth my time...
by pierzynskirules on Aug 17, 2011 8:43 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Donny
<img src=“C:\Users\Adam\Pictures/Donny_Lucy”
you are not allowed to post a picture of his likeness
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
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