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Royals 10, White Sox 3: Pulling teeth

This is an outstanding facepalm.

Watching the White Sox offense try to score runs is like waiting for a mail-in rebate come in. Sometimes the payoff comes sooner than expected. Most of the time, though, it takes phone calls, e-mails, and several extra weeks before the envelope arrives -- if it ever does.

The White Sox took a 1-0 lead on an Alex Rios solo shot in the second inning, and the enjoyable version of the offense called it a night. In came the version that makes scoring runs as miserable an experience as possible, and it came bearing gifts such as:

*The third inning! Brent Morel occupied third, and Gordon Beckham second, after an error, a walk and a Juan Pierre sac bunt. They wouldn't move, as Alexei Ramirez popped out in foul territory, and Paul Konerko hit a routine fly to right.

*The fourth inning! Dayan Viciedo blistered a double off Mike Moustakas' forearm, then moved up a base on Adam Dunn's jamshot single to left (his fourth hit off a lefty in 86 at-bats). Tyler Flowers struck out though, and after Brent Morel walked, Gordon Beckham put a good swing on one -- that resulted in a flyout to deep center. No runs.

*The seventh inning! Not only did the White Sox put runners on second and third with one out, but they both scored -- courtesy of the Wild Pitch Offense and a grounder to second.

It's hard to get excited about an offense that can only sustain rallies with assistance from the opponent. It's also hard to get excited about a two-run inning when the White Sox still trailed by a 6-3 margin afterward.

Star-divide

 

Yes, the White Sox went 1-for-7 with runners in scoring position -- and the one hit didn't end up scoring a run. Contrast that to the Royals, who went 7-for-19 as they continued to have fun playing baseball, and in the end, you have one team that's lost seven straight, and another team that has won seven in a row.

You can also point to the pitching, which allowed 18 hits and 10 runs. But we know Zach Stewart isn't particularly good, and had the Sox cashed in a couple of earlier opportunities, Ozzie Guillen might have had an excuse to use his good relievers, instead of Will Ohman and Josh Kinney.

Record: 73-78 | Box score | Play-by-play

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I like the term "Wild Pitch Offense."

Makes the ineptitude seem so very official, almost like there’s a plan.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Sep 17, 2011 10:59 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

you haven't lived until you've had to wear it from.... royals fans.

i earned it, but i had to wear it.

ugh, fuck these white sox.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Sep 18, 2011 1:03 AM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Pity rec.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Sep 18, 2011 1:19 AM CDT up reply actions  

I'm weird in this way

But I couldn’t care less if we lost every game for the rest of the season. At least we’d get a higher pick next season. To me, there’s nothing worse than 81-81 type years. They go nowhere and get you nowhere.

by Bent Over Beckham on Sep 18, 2011 1:36 AM CDT reply actions   2 recs

This

"Relax, all right? Don't try to strike everybody out. Strikeouts are boring. Besides that, they're fascist. Throw some ground balls. It's more democratic" - Crash Davis

by Servant2LordBeckham on Sep 18, 2011 2:18 AM CDT up reply actions  

Fuck that.

I’m still going to be watching or listening to as many as I can. I wanna see the Knight Sox tear shit up.

"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd

by South Side Expat on Sep 18, 2011 10:49 AM CDT up reply actions  

Losers

PROMOTE GREG WALKER!

by billyok on Sep 18, 2011 2:57 AM CDT reply actions  

He's writing a recap, not War and Peace.

Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?

by Chiburb on Sep 18, 2011 8:30 AM CDT via mobile up reply actions   2 recs

No doubt...

Tsar Alexander or Napoleon could field better teams.

by RoyEgan on Sep 18, 2011 11:40 AM CDT up reply actions  

That sounds like the perfect project for you!

Since Carlos Quentin has taken it upon himself to not take up any more of your time.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 18, 2011 12:07 PM CDT up reply actions  

that wouldn't work.

every time ozzie orders a bunt in what i deem to be an inappropriate situation i get so mad i can’t see straight.

i simply can’t understand, when the games obviously don’t mean anything to either team involved, why ozzie is still making guys bunt. do you have an answer as to why he does it?

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 18, 2011 12:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

ask Brett

White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.

by greenlight on Sep 18, 2011 12:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

at this point, I'm almost rooting for thus Sox to lose

Make it easier for JR to can both Ozzie and Kenny

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 18, 2011 8:17 AM CDT via iPhone app reply actions  

These games would be soul destroying.

If I had one left.

Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?

by Chiburb on Sep 18, 2011 8:32 AM CDT via mobile reply actions   1 recs

I wonder what would happen

if the Gatorade coolers were spiked with Viagra?

"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains."

by fickleflan on Sep 18, 2011 9:40 AM CDT reply actions  

Seeing as poor vision is a side effect, let's not try that,

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 18, 2011 9:47 AM CDT up reply actions  

stay up! stay up! stay up! all nite, luv it!!!

88 Keys says, ‘What up, folks?!’

To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch

by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 18, 2011 12:45 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

which JD shows up today?
I don’t want to sound like I am giving up on the year, I’m not. But I’m definitely looking forward to starting with a clean slate.

White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.

by greenlight on Sep 18, 2011 12:26 PM CDT reply actions  

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