Gamethread: Now do it again, Dylan
Chicago White Sox at Cleveland Indians, Sep 20, 2011 6:05 PM CDT
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You'd think Ozzie would know that.
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
it's a circle of life thing
next inning, ADunn will excuse himself to have a second appendix removed
White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.
And LS thought the last thread was sad.
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
This one is already on pace to pass that one.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
urge to care... fading... fading... fading - rising! fading... fading... gone.
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
by thatshortkid on Sep 20, 2011 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions
Right here!
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
watching sanford and son
Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!
by pierzynskirules on Sep 20, 2011 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions
mid season form.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
CLE announcers gushing over Omar.
Until the CS.
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
PO.
not CS.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Flowers 3 for last 35.
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
quentin 4 for his last 35.
(with 3 walks, 1 HBP and 1 sac fly. swung at the first pitch 34.3% of the time.)
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
yea fail
Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!
by pierzynskirules on Sep 20, 2011 6:44 PM CDT reply actions
Oh yeah, there's still baseball going on
White Sox Baseball: We're (Still) All Ineffective
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!
Speaking of sad, that lottery commercial features the saddest parade ever.
There’s a carload of imbeciles and about four people watching from the sidewalk.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
did you win?
Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!
by pierzynskirules on Sep 20, 2011 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions
Yeah, that's not much of a parade.
That’s just like, an every day occurrence.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Only missing the tumbleweed.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
i just glanced at the tv.
was there really an old white guy at the game wearing a native american headdress?
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
yes there was.
Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!
by pierzynskirules on Sep 20, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions
thanks.
wasn’t sure if i was hallucinating.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
the sole "highlight" on gameday so far is the gentleman masher hitting into the DP in the first inning
White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.
Well this sucks
White Sox Baseball: We're (Still) All Ineffective
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!
feh
Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!
by pierzynskirules on Sep 20, 2011 7:11 PM CDT reply actions
yawn
Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!
by pierzynskirules on Sep 20, 2011 7:13 PM CDT reply actions
Axelrod throwing a curve tonight.
And already twice as many changeups as last time. He doesn’t have his slider, and he’s hurting.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
There's the difference between a real outfielder and a developmental one.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
too bad he can't hit lefties.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Funny Padilla tweet
De Aza might be hurt most if there’s a manager change. He’s shown Oz he can play. Might have to prove himself again to a new guy.
https://twitter.com/ESPNChiSox/status/116306195077275648
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what do you reckon is in padilla's head
where his brain is supposed to be?
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
I'd ask
But he doesn’t respond to me.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Going off what Ozzie said in this month's Equire
I’m going to say cheeseburger.
Essential reading?
I was considering walking over to B&N in a little bit to pick it up.
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by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions
The little Ozzie "What I've Learned" isn't worth the price of the magazine
But it’s worth skimming and having a little laugh when he says “You can’t buy your kid a life, they have to earn it themselves”
Not sarcasm?
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Probably not.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions
I want to hit Flowers with a rolled-up newspaper after an at-bat like that.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
he says he'll be good
Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!
by pierzynskirules on Sep 20, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions
That was a close one for Bacon.
Good swings from him tonight. He’s been showing flashes of not terribleness lately.
by mechanical turk on Sep 20, 2011 7:30 PM CDT reply actions
It's just his turn.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Yep.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
Well, that was slightly better than I thought it was gonna be.
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Sep 20, 2011 7:45 PM CDT reply actions
i wonder if ozzie is watching.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Shelly Duncan D.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
he and his brother chris
are both on my list.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
That was kinda funny.
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Sep 20, 2011 7:57 PM CDT reply actions
the star-spangled chief wahoo logo,
on the t-shirt in the first row, looks like something South Park invented.
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on Sep 20, 2011 8:01 PM CDT via iPhone app reply actions
Fuck yeah!
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
so this "New Girl" show on fox.
does zooey do it for everyone else or is it just me? ever since I realized katy perry was a different person, at least.
Yeah, it's the manic pixie dreamgirl thing. Zooey pretty much is the platonic ideal.
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Sep 20, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions
everybody.
and yet, I’m watching the Sox. I have nasty habits.
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on Sep 20, 2011 8:12 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions
I've got it set to dvr. I'm gonna need something to cleanse my pallet later.
Gotta head out to Wrigley after this to meet up with some cousins who are in town for the Cubs game. BLECH.
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Sep 20, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions
let's call it a brewers game, and save some face.
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on Sep 20, 2011 8:17 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions
Good call.
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Sep 20, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions
I wonder what those depressed-yet-utterly-soulless crowds are like these days.
Around Wrigley, I mean.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
Sexy-ass voice?
Or sexy ass-voice?
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
I take tea at 3.
"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!
by winningugly on Sep 20, 2011 11:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions
Not really for me.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
I turned on the last ten minutes of that show judt now and actually laughed 4ish times
Thats a pretty good LOLIP
it was pooty goo. would watch again.
fox sitcoms have been better in general the last few years. maybe the fx people got involved.
Flowers can hit the low ball.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
Beckham bunting.
Whee.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
perfect time for a bunt.
but then again, when isn’t?
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
stupid double.
he should get benched for failing to successfully bunt.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Take that, bunting.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
Two doubles in 2 ABs. I'd be ordering the sacrifice.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Yippee.
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Sep 20, 2011 8:21 PM CDT reply actions
terrible.
that was the perfect opportunity for a squeeze bunt.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Hey, a lead.
White Sox Baseball: We're (Still) All Ineffective
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!
bunt, bunt bunt bunt bunt.
bunt bunt.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Shades of Joe Crede there.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
never seen konerko quite that angry.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
That probably wasn't ordered...
….but that’s what an ordered HBP would look like.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions
Did he just get beaned in the beans?
White Sox Baseball: We're (Still) All Ineffective
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!
thighburger.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
canyonito to face the lefty.
This guy is doo.
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on Sep 20, 2011 8:26 PM CDT via iPhone app reply actions
This is the Marlins new logo for next year.
Seriously.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
needs more Ozzie.
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Sep 20, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions
Better than teal.
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by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm serious i dig it.
Get rid of 90’s gangbanger teal. Hopefully they do away with the pinstripes too.
Like MM said, I'd need to see the uniform
But they can build on that a lot better than their current logo.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions
The teal is and always has been awful and I'm glad that the 90's love affair with the color is ending.
But that is one weird mix of colors.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
It's Boise State plus yellow.
It could work.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions
I'd like to see them go almost all orange. Maybe orange cleats, too.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Garish
White Sox Baseball: We're (Still) All Ineffective
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!
almost as terrible as the london olympics logo.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Worse.
Features no cartoon character on their knees.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
I'll wait to reserve judgment till I see the uni's
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Be cool, man. Be cool. Nobody knows you're effed up.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Sep 20, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i really find that repulsive.
both the colors and the font. sickenating.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
I've always liked the Dolphins stuff. I'd dig if they emulated their stuff more.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
know how I know your gay?

"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Sep 20, 2011 8:38 PM CDT reply actions
That's why he's a platoon player.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
defense! rios in center. ozzie is all in this game!
i’m all infuriated.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
With this pitching change, Sox are due for another 3+ hour game.
Last 9 of 12 have been that long. So not only are they bad, but they’re dragging it out.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
Well that 2-1 pitch looked like a strike.
Tschida’s missed a few tonight on both sides.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
That's our Rios!
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
things getting testy now.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
now just bunt him to third
then bunt him home.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
that's about it.
motherfuckers.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
HEY!
White Sox Baseball: We're (Still) All Ineffective
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!
Hawk about to head down to the field and show the Tribe what it's like.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Nice takeout slide, Alexei.
Way to show them how mad you are.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
what the fuck was alexei doing?
i need to see that again. looked like he slid early but raised his leg up about two feet off the ground.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
"I will pee on you"
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Sep 20, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions
Well, at least they got the win.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
Ovah
hooray!
White Sox Baseball: We're (Still) All Ineffective
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!
well, the game tomorrow holds a little more interest.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
ozzie's gonna order thome
to get smoked.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
.500 here we come!
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
by Uribe Down on Sep 20, 2011 9:22 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Ugggg. Gotta leave soon. Really wish they made those full body condoms from Naked Gun.
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Sep 20, 2011 9:28 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs

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