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Chicago White Sox at Cleveland Indians, Sep 20, 2011 6:05 PM CDT




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You'd think Ozzie would know that.

Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?

by Chiburb on Sep 20, 2011 6:11 PM CDT up reply actions  

it's a circle of life thing

next inning, ADunn will excuse himself to have a second appendix removed

White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.

by greenlight on Sep 20, 2011 6:19 PM CDT up reply actions  

And LS thought the last thread was sad.

Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?

by Chiburb on Sep 20, 2011 6:27 PM CDT reply actions  

first game wore everybody out

White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.

by greenlight on Sep 20, 2011 6:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

This one is already on pace to pass that one.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 20, 2011 6:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

urge to care... fading... fading... fading - rising! fading... fading... gone.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Sep 20, 2011 6:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

where is the Grady of old?

White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.

by greenlight on Sep 20, 2011 6:37 PM CDT reply actions  

Right here!

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 20, 2011 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

I miss Grady

White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.

by greenlight on Sep 20, 2011 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

watching sanford and son

Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!

by pierzynskirules on Sep 20, 2011 6:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

mid season form.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 6:40 PM CDT reply actions  

CLE announcers gushing over Omar.

Until the CS.

Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?

by Chiburb on Sep 20, 2011 6:40 PM CDT reply actions  

PO.

not CS.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 6:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thx.

Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?

by Chiburb on Sep 20, 2011 6:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flowers 3 for last 35.

Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?

by Chiburb on Sep 20, 2011 6:41 PM CDT reply actions  

quentin 4 for his last 35.

(with 3 walks, 1 HBP and 1 sac fly. swung at the first pitch 34.3% of the time.)

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 6:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

yea fail

Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!

by pierzynskirules on Sep 20, 2011 6:44 PM CDT reply actions  

Oh yeah, there's still baseball going on

White Sox Baseball: We're (Still) All Ineffective
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Sep 20, 2011 6:45 PM CDT reply actions  

Speaking of sad, that lottery commercial features the saddest parade ever.

There’s a carload of imbeciles and about four people watching from the sidewalk.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Sep 20, 2011 6:47 PM CDT reply actions  

did you win?

Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!

by pierzynskirules on Sep 20, 2011 6:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yeah, that's not much of a parade.

That’s just like, an every day occurrence.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 20, 2011 6:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Only missing the tumbleweed.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Sep 20, 2011 6:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

i just glanced at the tv.

was there really an old white guy at the game wearing a native american headdress?

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 6:55 PM CDT reply actions  

yes there was.

Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!

by pierzynskirules on Sep 20, 2011 6:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

thanks.

wasn’t sure if i was hallucinating.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 6:58 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Well this sucks

White Sox Baseball: We're (Still) All Ineffective
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Sep 20, 2011 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

feh

Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!

by pierzynskirules on Sep 20, 2011 7:11 PM CDT reply actions  

yawn

Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!

by pierzynskirules on Sep 20, 2011 7:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Axelrod throwing a curve tonight.

And already twice as many changeups as last time. He doesn’t have his slider, and he’s hurting.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

There's the difference between a real outfielder and a developmental one.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 7:15 PM CDT reply actions  

too bad he can't hit lefties.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 7:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Funny Padilla tweet
De Aza might be hurt most if there’s a manager change. He’s shown Oz he can play. Might have to prove himself again to a new guy.

https://twitter.com/ESPNChiSox/status/116306195077275648

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 7:24 PM CDT reply actions  

what do you reckon is in padilla's head

where his brain is supposed to be?

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 7:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd ask

But he doesn’t respond to me.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 7:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Essential reading?

I was considering walking over to B&N in a little bit to pick it up.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

The little Ozzie "What I've Learned" isn't worth the price of the magazine

But it’s worth skimming and having a little laugh when he says “You can’t buy your kid a life, they have to earn it themselves”

by Titan52 on Sep 20, 2011 7:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

Not sarcasm?

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 20, 2011 7:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Probably not.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 7:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I want to hit Flowers with a rolled-up newspaper after an at-bat like that.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 7:26 PM CDT reply actions  

he says he'll be good

Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!

by pierzynskirules on Sep 20, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was a close one for Bacon.

Good swings from him tonight. He’s been showing flashes of not terribleness lately.

by mechanical turk on Sep 20, 2011 7:30 PM CDT reply actions  

It's just his turn.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 20, 2011 7:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yep.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 7:40 PM CDT reply actions  

Well, that was slightly better than I thought it was gonna be.

"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd

by South Side Expat on Sep 20, 2011 7:45 PM CDT reply actions  

i wonder if ozzie is watching.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 7:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Clearly not.

De Aza wasn’t pinch-hit for.

by 3E8 on Sep 20, 2011 7:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shelly Duncan D.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

he and his brother chris

are both on my list.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 8:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

That was kinda funny.

"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd

by South Side Expat on Sep 20, 2011 7:57 PM CDT reply actions  

the star-spangled chief wahoo logo,

on the t-shirt in the first row, looks like something South Park invented.

Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?

by SkanchoDanza on Sep 20, 2011 8:01 PM CDT via iPhone app reply actions  

Fuck yeah!

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Sep 20, 2011 8:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

so this "New Girl" show on fox.

does zooey do it for everyone else or is it just me? ever since I realized katy perry was a different person, at least.

by Trooper on Sep 20, 2011 8:05 PM CDT reply actions  

Yeah, it's the manic pixie dreamgirl thing. Zooey pretty much is the platonic ideal.

"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd

by South Side Expat on Sep 20, 2011 8:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

everybody.

and yet, I’m watching the Sox. I have nasty habits.

Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?

by SkanchoDanza on Sep 20, 2011 8:12 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

I've got it set to dvr. I'm gonna need something to cleanse my pallet later.

Gotta head out to Wrigley after this to meet up with some cousins who are in town for the Cubs game. BLECH.

"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd

by South Side Expat on Sep 20, 2011 8:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

let's call it a brewers game, and save some face.

Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?

by SkanchoDanza on Sep 20, 2011 8:17 PM CDT via iPhone app up reply actions  

Good call.

"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd

by South Side Expat on Sep 20, 2011 8:18 PM CDT up reply actions  

I wonder what those depressed-yet-utterly-soulless crowds are like these days.

Around Wrigley, I mean.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Sep 20, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ask Jack.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 20, 2011 8:24 PM CDT up reply actions  

me too

I’ll save zooey for later when I can um.. concentrate.

by Trooper on Sep 20, 2011 8:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sexy ass voice

also the show after the zooey show was hilarious

by Rhubarb on Sep 20, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

Sexy-ass voice?

Or sexy ass-voice?

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Sep 20, 2011 8:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

I take tea at 3.

"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!

by winningugly on Sep 20, 2011 11:28 PM CDT via mobile up reply actions  

Not really for me.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 20, 2011 8:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Flowers can hit the low ball.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 8:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Beckham bunting.

Whee.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

perfect time for a bunt.

but then again, when isn’t?

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 8:16 PM CDT reply actions  

stupid double.

he should get benched for failing to successfully bunt.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Take that, bunting.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 8:18 PM CDT reply actions  

Two doubles in 2 ABs. I'd be ordering the sacrifice.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 20, 2011 8:20 PM CDT reply actions  

Yippee.

"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd

by South Side Expat on Sep 20, 2011 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

terrible.

that was the perfect opportunity for a squeeze bunt.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Hey, a lead.

White Sox Baseball: We're (Still) All Ineffective
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Sep 20, 2011 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

A suicide squeeze would be apt

Considering the precarious position of my bathtime television

by Rhubarb on Sep 20, 2011 8:21 PM CDT reply actions  

bunt, bunt bunt bunt bunt.

bunt bunt.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 8:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

Shades of Joe Crede there.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 20, 2011 8:22 PM CDT reply actions  

never seen konerko quite that angry.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

That probably wasn't ordered...

….but that’s what an ordered HBP would look like.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 8:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did he just get beaned in the beans?

White Sox Baseball: We're (Still) All Ineffective
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Sep 20, 2011 8:23 PM CDT reply actions  

thighburger.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 8:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

canyonito to face the lefty.

This guy is doo.

Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?

by SkanchoDanza on Sep 20, 2011 8:26 PM CDT via iPhone app reply actions  

This is the Marlins new logo for next year.

Seriously.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 20, 2011 8:27 PM CDT reply actions  

needs more Ozzie.

"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd

by South Side Expat on Sep 20, 2011 8:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Better than teal.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm serious i dig it.

Get rid of 90’s gangbanger teal. Hopefully they do away with the pinstripes too.

by Rhubarb on Sep 20, 2011 8:32 PM CDT up reply actions  

Like MM said, I'd need to see the uniform

But they can build on that a lot better than their current logo.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 8:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

The teal is and always has been awful and I'm glad that the 90's love affair with the color is ending.

But that is one weird mix of colors.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 20, 2011 8:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's Boise State plus yellow.

It could work.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 8:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wow, I was way off.

My colorblindness was no match for that logo.

by 3E8 on Sep 20, 2011 8:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'd like to see them go almost all orange. Maybe orange cleats, too.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 20, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

Garish

White Sox Baseball: We're (Still) All Ineffective
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Sep 20, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

almost as terrible as the london olympics logo.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 8:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

Worse.

Features no cartoon character on their knees.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Sep 20, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll wait to reserve judgment till I see the uni's

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 20, 2011 8:30 PM CDT up reply actions  

Be cool, man. Be cool. Nobody knows you're effed up.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 20, 2011 8:31 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

i really find that repulsive.

both the colors and the font. sickenating.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 8:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

I've always liked the Dolphins stuff. I'd dig if they emulated their stuff more.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 20, 2011 9:02 PM CDT up reply actions  

know how I know your gay?

"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd

by South Side Expat on Sep 20, 2011 8:38 PM CDT reply actions  

That's why he's a platoon player.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 8:42 PM CDT reply actions  

defense! rios in center. ozzie is all in this game!

i’m all infuriated.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 8:47 PM CDT reply actions  

With this pitching change, Sox are due for another 3+ hour game.

Last 9 of 12 have been that long. So not only are they bad, but they’re dragging it out.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 8:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Well that 2-1 pitch looked like a strike.

Tschida’s missed a few tonight on both sides.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 9:02 PM CDT reply actions  

That's our Rios!

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 9:04 PM CDT reply actions  

things getting testy now.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 9:08 PM CDT reply actions  

now just bunt him to third

then bunt him home.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 9:10 PM CDT reply actions  

that's about it.

motherfuckers.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 9:11 PM CDT reply actions  

HEY!

White Sox Baseball: We're (Still) All Ineffective
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Sep 20, 2011 9:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Hawk about to head down to the field and show the Tribe what it's like.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 20, 2011 9:13 PM CDT reply actions  

Nice takeout slide, Alexei.

Way to show them how mad you are.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

what the fuck was alexei doing?

i need to see that again. looked like he slid early but raised his leg up about two feet off the ground.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 9:15 PM CDT reply actions  

"I will pee on you"

"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd

by South Side Expat on Sep 20, 2011 9:21 PM CDT up reply actions  

Well, at least they got the win.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 20, 2011 9:21 PM CDT reply actions  

Ovah

hooray!

White Sox Baseball: We're (Still) All Ineffective
Bear down, Chicago Bears!
Philadelphia Phillies: FIVE-TIME NL EAST CHAMPS!

by HappyHuman on Sep 20, 2011 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

well, the game tomorrow holds a little more interest.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

ozzie's gonna order thome

to get smoked.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 20, 2011 10:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

.500 here we come!

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Sep 20, 2011 9:22 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Double play!

Our manager wears 13, we were supposedly cursed, and we wear black. Let's play.

by ChiSoxRox on Sep 20, 2011 9:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Ugggg. Gotta leave soon. Really wish they made those full body condoms from Naked Gun.

"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd

by South Side Expat on Sep 20, 2011 9:28 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

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