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Gamethread: Getaway day

Toronto Blue Jays at Chicago White Sox, Sep 28, 2011 1:10 PM CDT


The sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken ... They will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of the sky, with power and great glory ... I tell you the truth, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.

-- Matthew, 24:29-34

Donny Lucy starts today.

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Last one out, hit the lights.

He said, before walking into his Parasitology exam.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 28, 2011 12:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Damn. If I hadn't just changed my sig, I'd be stealing Matthew 24:29-34!

WU got his ass handed to him by the Shit Rooster, of all people! Priceless.
Chiburb is an assclown. A real life loser and internet bore.

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by Chiburb on Sep 28, 2011 12:48 PM CDT reply actions  

Outstanding.

"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd

by South Side Expat on Sep 28, 2011 12:53 PM CDT reply actions  

This is fantastic, Jim.

"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!

by winningugly on Sep 28, 2011 1:01 PM CDT reply actions  

Thanks for the laugh

"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain

by phastphil on Sep 28, 2011 1:12 PM CDT reply actions  

Perfect.

Big shout to Jim and SSS.

-@whitesoxski

by IceColdFalstaff on Sep 28, 2011 1:19 PM CDT reply actions  

humber has been the most pleasant surprise of the season

he’s had some tough losses and nd’s and he’s still gunning for #10 today. hope he gets it.

by ruffster on Sep 28, 2011 1:22 PM CDT reply actions  

Not bad for a #5.

WU got his ass handed to him by the Shit Rooster, of all people! Priceless.
Chiburb is an assclown. A real life loser and internet bore.

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by Chiburb on Sep 28, 2011 1:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Definitely happy with Humber's year

Little rough in the middle, but in all, solid.

by Titan52 on Sep 28, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

I like that Manager Don Cooper has batted lefties 1-2 in both games.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Next year's leadoff man.

WU got his ass handed to him by the Shit Rooster, of all people! Priceless.
Chiburb is an assclown. A real life loser and internet bore.

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by Chiburb on Sep 28, 2011 1:25 PM CDT reply actions  

Butbutbut...
Leadoff will be a big issue this winter, especially if they don’t re-sign Pierre.

Gonzales mailbag

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hee.

WU got his ass handed to him by the Shit Rooster, of all people! Priceless.
Chiburb is an assclown. A real life loser and internet bore.

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by Chiburb on Sep 28, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

Ha! hehe and lol

Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!

by The Face on Sep 28, 2011 1:28 PM CDT up reply actions  

Hee too

Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!

by The Face on Sep 28, 2011 1:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

stoney be quiet

Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!

by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 1:27 PM CDT reply actions  

wtf lollo.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 28, 2011 1:29 PM CDT reply actions  

feh

Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!

by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 1:31 PM CDT reply actions  

fum

WU got his ass handed to him by the Shit Rooster, of all people! Priceless.
Chiburb is an assclown. A real life loser and internet bore.

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by Chiburb on Sep 28, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

Rhubarb's been looking for you...

WU got his ass handed to him by the Shit Rooster, of all people! Priceless.
Chiburb is an assclown. A real life loser and internet bore.

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by Chiburb on Sep 28, 2011 2:27 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was in michigan for my brother-in-laws wedding.

you may have seen a picture from the proceedings on wgn:

by craigws on Sep 28, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

i didn't get to witness this, sadly.

i was on the dock the night prior, and just saw the remains of it thereafter. whole bit of aluminium was sheared as opposed to the wood giving way. i suggested he wear it as a chain.

by craigws on Sep 28, 2011 3:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

fox news contacted them asking for an interview and for permission to use the photo

and they told fox to shove it.
it was also on wgn news last night, good morning america was in touch and today it hit the british tabloids.
crazy is right.

by craigws on Sep 28, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

america's funniest home videos gonna pay for that wedding.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 3:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

anyways,

what did i miss whilst i was gone?

by craigws on Sep 28, 2011 3:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

check your facts

I was the one flying solo and a new poster was given to me by Chiburb, like one of those little fish that swim under the shark. Where were you!?! Don’t tell me Michigan unless Michigan is code for a Serbian Workcamp ca. 1876

by Rhubarb on Sep 28, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

You can play Good Cop,Scottish Cop

Rhu: I just want to help you, but I need you to help yourself
craig: HAIGUS!!!

by joewho112 on Sep 28, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

Haggis

Twas a typo and I am functionally illiterate

by joewho112 on Sep 28, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Now that the season is over...I have a confession to make to you

You and boejouma might as well be the same person…I can’t differentiate between the two of you

by Rhubarb on Sep 28, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

flagged.

personal attack.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 28, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

aha!

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 28, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

well, well, well

your siamese twin is, is, is…pr

by Rhubarb on Sep 28, 2011 4:08 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'll be the robe wearing, coffee drinking, cheesy, eyerolling dad

You can be the batshit crazy, clingy, rollers in the hair, bitch of a mom.

by Rhubarb on Sep 28, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

i can appreciate that i have wounded you with my absence over the last ten days or so,

so i will assent to that.
i will only call him honey/sweetie/ and such like.

by craigws on Sep 28, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

fo

WU got his ass handed to him by the Shit Rooster, of all people! Priceless.
Chiburb is an assclown. A real life loser and internet bore.

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by Chiburb on Sep 28, 2011 1:33 PM CDT up reply actions  

fuck ernest hemingway?

Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!

by The Face on Sep 28, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

ha!

Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!

by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

he kiled over as soon he almosted used one.

Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!

by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

was just about to write something to the same effect

well played and rec’d

Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!

by The Face on Sep 28, 2011 1:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

are you okay?

Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!

by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's why I couldn't be a manager.

That combo only started once. I would’ve probably penciled it in every day.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

He was when the Sox claimed him.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

D Wise!!!

Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!

by The Face on Sep 28, 2011 1:38 PM CDT reply actions  

Work it Donny.

"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd

by South Side Expat on Sep 28, 2011 1:43 PM CDT reply actions  

santa claus is one hot dude

Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!

by The Face on Sep 28, 2011 1:43 PM CDT reply actions  

I sit on his lap any day

*can’tbelieveIjusttypedthat

Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!

by The Face on Sep 28, 2011 1:50 PM CDT up reply actions  

also: *could

Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!

by The Face on Sep 28, 2011 1:50 PM CDT reply actions  

also: *replyfuck

Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!

by The Face on Sep 28, 2011 1:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're just failing all around for the last time huh

Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!

by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

failing: yes

last time: doubt it

Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!

by The Face on Sep 28, 2011 1:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Nice hook by Humber there.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 1:52 PM CDT reply actions  

de aza could not have played any better this year.

i’m going to put unreasonable expectations on him next year. won’t you all join me?

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 1:58 PM CDT reply actions  

DeMessiaza

"His Load got Sloppy" Colintj

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 28, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm expecting a Jacoby de Elzbury breakout.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

with more experience, now that he's adjusted to the league, that's his floor.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 2:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

Wizard of DeAza?

The Assassin?

"His Load got Sloppy" Colintj

by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 28, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions  

piston jandro.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

nobody?

screw you guys.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

STRETCH

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

dr. dro?

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 3:26 PM CDT up reply actions  

Keep pitching.

"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!

by winningugly on Sep 28, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

you're a gentleman.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 3:29 PM CDT up reply actions  

No, he's empathetic.

WU got his ass handed to him by the Shit Rooster, of all people! Priceless.
Chiburb is an assclown. A real life loser and internet bore.

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by Chiburb on Sep 28, 2011 5:31 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did he get his arm? Couldn't tell.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

Trivia question: Three Blue Jays to hit 45 homers in a season.

Bautista, Delgado, Canseco.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:13 PM CDT reply actions  

I got two out of three.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

And I figured out the last one.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

I will!

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions  

It's going to be a long offseason, boss.

Pace yourself.

"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!

by winningugly on Sep 28, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

Macon Bacon!

WU got his ass handed to him by the Shit Rooster, of all people! Priceless.
Chiburb is an assclown. A real life loser and internet bore.

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by Chiburb on Sep 28, 2011 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Beckham's first homer in 169 plate appearances.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:17 PM CDT reply actions  

Looked like he went.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:20 PM CDT reply actions  

That's because Lollo doesn't want to give him a strikeout, apparently.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

lollo isn't even listed on the mlb umpire roster. he's an instructor at jim evans' umpiring school though.

looks like a mouth breather.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 28, 2011 2:35 PM CDT up reply actions  

agree

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 2:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

His prize student? C.B. Bucknor.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

oh my gosh. i didn't realize lance barrett looked like this. that face is cause enough for a listing.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 28, 2011 2:39 PM CDT up reply actions  

they get called up all throughout the season

when the regular umps are on vacation. never heard of lollo before today.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 28, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions  

no.

what is she famous for?

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 28, 2011 2:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

J Lollo

She advertises Fiats I believe

by joewho112 on Sep 28, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions  

she has a father, you know...

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

by lastof12 on Sep 28, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

Reminds me of the Don Ho and his brother, Ass,

joke. Hilarity.

"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!

by winningugly on Sep 28, 2011 3:22 PM CDT up reply actions  

lol

calls to mind Stu Pidasso

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

by lastof12 on Sep 28, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions   1 recs

OK, you got me on that one.

Laughs.

"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!

by winningugly on Sep 28, 2011 3:25 PM CDT up reply actions  

lollo pop

I think he sells shower curtains

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

by lastof12 on Sep 28, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

the "double flamadiddle" has always been my favorite rudiment

Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!

by The Face on Sep 28, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

My favorite:
“I’m pleased as Punch, the Magic Dragon, to be here, and I’ll tell you what else — if you all weren’t sitting there in your marching band leathers doing a bunch of dick paradiddles on each other’s foreheads, maybe we could get half of somewhere.”

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

hehe

One question though, wouldn’t you need a right dick and a left dick to do a dick paradiddle?
Perhaps it’s a tag team effort.

Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!

by The Face on Sep 28, 2011 2:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

De Aza continues his late push for the batting title.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:33 PM CDT reply actions  

And a serial killer costs the Sox a run

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:34 PM CDT reply actions  

I'm only catching bits and pieces of today's game,

as I sometimes do (but hey, I’ve caught at least part of every game this season so you can’t complain about my viewing habits too much), and every time I look up I get confused for a second because the Jays are wearing black.

I seem to recall a game last season (maybe?) where both teams wore black. That was a handful.

by mechanical turk on Sep 28, 2011 2:35 PM CDT reply actions  

and the fans are mailing it in, too.

fucking 60 year old man fielding live balls. asshole.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 2:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Greg Walker

Good news, Walker resigns. Well, we won’t have Walker to kick around anymore!
Lousy job, Greg!

by Alan Snipes on Sep 28, 2011 2:41 PM CDT reply actions  

Humber's curve has had more life on it today.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

i hope he hurt himself on that swing.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 28, 2011 2:46 PM CDT reply actions  

Lots of walks, lots of strikeouts, slow reaction time...

…ladies and gentlemen, Edwin Jackson!

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

Humber's gotta work on fielding his position (and holding runners).

On that soft grounder up the middle earlier, it looked like he was doing the Captain Morgan pose.

by 3E8 on Sep 28, 2011 2:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's easy enough

Snipers on the roof, firing after every pitch.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I was really hoping for the rare 4 K inning.

Thanks a lot for ruining it Cooper (note: not the manager).

Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza

by keystone connection on Sep 28, 2011 2:52 PM CDT reply actions  

Mark Buehrle looks and sounds like his dad.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:56 PM CDT reply actions  

his dad's voice is the exact same.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

so, whats our elimination number?

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Sep 28, 2011 3:04 PM CDT reply actions  

your face is an elimination number.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 28, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

speaking of mr gray

I generally don’t shave over the winter, but the grays are coming in fierce this year (effin kid). nice litte fang splotches. so exciting.

by Trooper on Sep 28, 2011 3:09 PM CDT reply actions  

YOUR STUBBLE'S IN TROUBLE

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

your beard is weird.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions   2 recs

I remain encouraged for Humber next year.

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Sep 28, 2011 3:12 PM CDT reply actions  

And pissed about De Aza and Viciedo

This too shall pass.

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Sep 28, 2011 3:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

Me too.

I don’t think this is a Loaiza situation. And we don’t have to rely on him to be more than a #4.

by 3E8 on Sep 28, 2011 3:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

Indeed

And Humber will still be very cheap next year.

by Yinka Double Dare on Sep 28, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

anyone else a little miffed we didnt get any good luck boobs this year?

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Sep 28, 2011 3:15 PM CDT reply actions  

Nope.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions  

prude.

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Sep 28, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

i think not!

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Sep 28, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

Stop hiding Kustok behind the camera!

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 28, 2011 3:16 PM CDT reply actions  

Especially the Sergio Santez one.

Sergio Sanchez? Serbian Santos?

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions  

it was santez, but they fixed it

so even when i went back to look at the original badge that i posted in a game thread it was changed there too.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 28, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

jesus. somebody call the warren commission.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 3:43 PM CDT up reply actions  

i blame bud selig.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 28, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

allan huber selig.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

i have 180.

the one i want but don’t have is viciedo.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 28, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

do you have duplicates?

like 17 Juan Pierre caught stealing badges?

im not familiar with how it works.

by e-gus on Sep 28, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

no, can't get two badges for the same player

even if the badges are for different achievements. i know, it’s BS.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 28, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

They needed to get to 2 million fans one way or another.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions  

Oh no, the Sox are on the verge of delaying the end of the season!

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:31 PM CDT reply actions  

i went out for drinks during last nights game

but I had to mention here now-
the guy with the IM STILL ALL IN SIGN yesterday is hilarious.

by e-gus on Sep 28, 2011 3:32 PM CDT reply actions  

so ozzie took the job with the blue jays?

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 3:33 PM CDT reply actions  

Oney and Teahen missed each other.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions  

This feels right.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 28, 2011 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

This is so perfect.

"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd

by South Side Expat on Sep 28, 2011 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

It could only be better if Frasor was pitching.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 28, 2011 3:36 PM CDT up reply actions  

"Neither of us care to be here."

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

whatever happens here, teahen at the plate is fitting.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 3:35 PM CDT reply actions  

Bwa!

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Sep 28, 2011 3:36 PM CDT reply actions  

hawk thinks some of the indians are watching this game.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

They are:
Most of Indians team crowded around TV, monitoring White Sox game. Cheering and pulling for Jays. #SecondPlaceMatters

http://twitter.com/#!/MLBastian/status/119149381168541696

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions  

I'm liking where this is going.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 28, 2011 3:39 PM CDT reply actions  

Last night on the twitter

I mentioned that it would feel so much more fitting if the season had a loss to end it.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 28, 2011 3:42 PM CDT up reply actions  

A loss would be fitting but a win would make me a happier person.

Also, I dig your sig. SSS book club is right around the corner.

Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!

by The Face on Sep 28, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Thank you.

And I’m waiting with bated breath.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 28, 2011 3:47 PM CDT up reply actions  

Correct.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 28, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

when does that kick-in?

now or after the playoffs?
because i feel the need to start the wire this very evening.

by craigws on Sep 28, 2011 3:48 PM CDT up reply actions  

That's up to Rhub.

This is his baby in my mind.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 28, 2011 3:49 PM CDT up reply actions  

dead of winter = post-playoffs, i'd say.

figured we’d have another book or two after that this winter.

by craigws on Sep 28, 2011 3:51 PM CDT up reply actions  

*COUGH*

"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd

by South Side Expat on Sep 28, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

But which of the multiple Yossarians?

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 28, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I see everything twice.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 28, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

You have flies in your eyes.

WU got his ass handed to him by the Shit Rooster, of all people! Priceless.
Chiburb is an assclown. A real life loser and internet bore.

Mick11's SBN profile.

by Chiburb on Sep 28, 2011 5:37 PM CDT up reply actions  

false.

it was Washington Irving.

by e-gus on Sep 28, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

And here I though twas Irving Washington.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 28, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

no me

I shant be misled a second time

by Nordhagen on Sep 28, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

NOT me

I shant be misled a second time

by Nordhagen on Sep 28, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions  

i go away and this what happens.

ugh

Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!

by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 3:41 PM CDT reply actions  

This whole season is now your fault.

"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd

by South Side Expat on Sep 28, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

thats not true

Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!

by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

THE WHOLE SEASON

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Sep 28, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions  

blah

Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!

by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions  

Accidentally.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Sep 28, 2011 3:52 PM CDT up reply actions  

ttj

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Sep 28, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

jms.

The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser

by Uribe Down on Sep 28, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

I think we gotta throw OM's hat in the ring.

absent for most of the season? named ozzie?

HMMM.

by Trooper on Sep 28, 2011 3:45 PM CDT up reply actions  

The M is for Montana.

WU got his ass handed to him by the Shit Rooster, of all people! Priceless.
Chiburb is an assclown. A real life loser and internet bore.

Mick11's SBN profile.

by Chiburb on Sep 28, 2011 5:38 PM CDT up reply actions  

"I'm gonna show you and everybody else that Willy Ohman did not die in vain."

“He had a good dream. It’s the only dream you can have – to come out number-one man. He fought it out here, and this is where I’m gonna win it for him.”

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:49 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

Coop you're fired

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Sep 28, 2011 3:50 PM CDT reply actions  

First pitch was the Brent Morel Homer Pitch.

Next.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:51 PM CDT reply actions  

Wave your Fusilli Donnys, people.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:52 PM CDT reply actions  

i was watching valencia-chelsea and missed most of the game.

did colby rasmus really sacrifice bunt with men on first and third and no one out in the 9th inning?

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 28, 2011 3:52 PM CDT reply actions  

baseball!!!!!

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

Yup.

Didn’t look like it was supposed to be a squeeze, which was my first thought.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions  

gameday said sacrifice.

i rolled for disbelief.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 28, 2011 3:54 PM CDT up reply actions  

20.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 28, 2011 3:55 PM CDT up reply actions  

Morel just completed the cycle of failure.

Fly out, Groundout, Line out, K.

Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza

by keystone connection on Sep 28, 2011 3:53 PM CDT reply actions  

It comes down to Beckham?

Yup. That feels right.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 28, 2011 3:54 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

last bullet.

put it in the brain.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

TAKE THAT TEAHEN

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

The reason for the trade is revealed!

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 28, 2011 3:55 PM CDT reply actions  

hahaha

Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!

by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions  

walk it off, petey!

"Sportsmanship is just loser talk for losing."

by boyonthedock on Sep 28, 2011 3:56 PM CDT reply actions  

Paulie's never gonna hit, is he.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:56 PM CDT reply actions  

i'ma just put this out there

if johnpete wins it here, I won’t complain when they sign him again next year.

by Trooper on Sep 28, 2011 3:57 PM CDT reply actions   1 recs

it has been documented

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Sep 28, 2011 3:58 PM CDT up reply actions  

hawk is getting so excited.

sad.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 28, 2011 3:57 PM CDT reply actions  

i feel like we're doing that sleeper hold thing where the ref picks your arm up and drops it.

and now we’re shaking the arm on the 3 count.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

lold

"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112

by BoeJouma on Sep 28, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

I guess we as a crowd did not get loud enough to rouse the offense.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 28, 2011 4:00 PM CDT up reply actions  

that's about right.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 4:01 PM CDT up reply actions  

Did everybody not clap their hands?

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

If only we'd supported the team more by buying more tickets.

I feel ashamed.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 28, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

i was, but nobody else in my office did a thing.

in fact, i’m the only one here.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 4:04 PM CDT up reply actions  

Meaning you're naked.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 28, 2011 4:05 PM CDT up reply actions  

only from the waist down.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 4:06 PM CDT up reply actions  

nuts.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 28, 2011 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

well its all over now

Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!

by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 3:58 PM CDT reply actions  

this is the story of the season

lousy offense
good pitching
but not good enough

by ruffster on Sep 28, 2011 3:59 PM CDT reply actions  

Welp.

Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.

by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 4:00 PM CDT reply actions  

jim, are you going to put up any game threads or otherwise have a designated place for those watching playoff games to goof around?

tonight’s wild card situations should be exciting. i’m rooting against the red sox and tony larussa.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Sep 28, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions  

I feel like Ricky Schroder in The Champ

and 2011 Sox baseball is Jon Voight.

I shant be misled a second time

by Nordhagen on Sep 28, 2011 4:05 PM CDT reply actions  

And we are keeping track of stats.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 28, 2011 4:13 PM CDT up reply actions  

plus there was that one where his brother, brad pitt, was a track star.

and because he was bored getting drunk and high all the time, ricky decided to run track too. and in his 2nd race he beat his brother, the track star. also, and allow me to say SPOILER ALERT here, his brother worked in the stockroom at a grocery store.

by Trooper on Sep 28, 2011 4:14 PM CDT up reply actions  

Little Lord Fauntleroy?

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 28, 2011 4:15 PM CDT up reply actions  

everything is self-induced.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 4:08 PM CDT reply actions  

did carlos quentin die?

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 4:09 PM CDT reply actions  

A long time ago.

Beckham’s talent died for our sins.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Sep 28, 2011 4:10 PM CDT up reply actions  

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