Gamethread: Getaway day
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 12:45 PM CDT
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The sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light; the stars will fall from the sky, and the heavenly bodies will be shaken ... They will see the Son of Man coming on the clouds of the sky, with power and great glory ... I tell you the truth, this generation will certainly not pass away until all these things have happened.
-- Matthew, 24:29-34
Donny Lucy starts today.
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Last one out, hit the lights.
He said, before walking into his Parasitology exam.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Damn. If I hadn't just changed my sig, I'd be stealing Matthew 24:29-34!
WU got his ass handed to him by the Shit Rooster, of all people! Priceless.
Chiburb is an assclown. A real life loser and internet bore.
Mick11's SBN profile.
Outstanding.
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Sep 28, 2011 12:53 PM CDT reply actions
Thanks for the laugh
"Sometimes I wonder whether the world is being run by smart people who are putting us on or by imbeciles who really mean it." - Mark Twain
Perfect.
Big shout to Jim and SSS.
-@whitesoxski
by IceColdFalstaff on Sep 28, 2011 1:19 PM CDT reply actions
humber has been the most pleasant surprise of the season
he’s had some tough losses and nd’s and he’s still gunning for #10 today. hope he gets it.
Not bad for a #5.
WU got his ass handed to him by the Shit Rooster, of all people! Priceless.
Chiburb is an assclown. A real life loser and internet bore.
Mick11's SBN profile.
Definitely happy with Humber's year
Little rough in the middle, but in all, solid.
I like that Manager Don Cooper has batted lefties 1-2 in both games.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
Next year's leadoff man.
WU got his ass handed to him by the Shit Rooster, of all people! Priceless.
Chiburb is an assclown. A real life loser and internet bore.
Mick11's SBN profile.
Butbutbut...
Leadoff will be a big issue this winter, especially if they don’t re-sign Pierre.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 1:27 PM CDT up reply actions
Ha! hehe and lol
Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!
stoney be quiet
Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!
by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 1:27 PM CDT reply actions
wtf lollo.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
feh
Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!
by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 1:31 PM CDT reply actions
fum
WU got his ass handed to him by the Shit Rooster, of all people! Priceless.
Chiburb is an assclown. A real life loser and internet bore.
Mick11's SBN profile.
Rhubarb's been looking for you...
WU got his ass handed to him by the Shit Rooster, of all people! Priceless.
Chiburb is an assclown. A real life loser and internet bore.
Mick11's SBN profile.
i was in michigan for my brother-in-laws wedding.
you may have seen a picture from the proceedings on wgn:
by craigws on Sep 28, 2011 2:30 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
i didn't get to witness this, sadly.
i was on the dock the night prior, and just saw the remains of it thereafter. whole bit of aluminium was sheared as opposed to the wood giving way. i suggested he wear it as a chain.
yup, there is so much awesome in it that i can understand people thinking it is photoshopped,
but the hilarity was actual.
fox news contacted them asking for an interview and for permission to use the photo
and they told fox to shove it.
it was also on wgn news last night, good morning america was in touch and today it hit the british tabloids.
crazy is right.
america's funniest home videos gonna pay for that wedding.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
I had a complete meltdown because my buddy was missing and now I have a mentee named Saxophone
he likes to get high and drink booze
check your facts
I was the one flying solo and a new poster was given to me by Chiburb, like one of those little fish that swim under the shark. Where were you!?! Don’t tell me Michigan unless Michigan is code for a Serbian Workcamp ca. 1876
You can play Good Cop,Scottish Cop
Rhu: I just want to help you, but I need you to help yourself
craig: HAIGUS!!!
by joewho112 on Sep 28, 2011 3:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Now that the season is over...I have a confession to make to you
You and boejouma might as well be the same person…I can’t differentiate between the two of you
flagged.
personal attack.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Perhaps
On an unrelated note I just found out I scheduled my wedding during one of the Cubs/Sox games. FML
they once had luster?
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
aha!
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
I'll be the robe wearing, coffee drinking, cheesy, eyerolling dad
You can be the batshit crazy, clingy, rollers in the hair, bitch of a mom.
i can appreciate that i have wounded you with my absence over the last ten days or so,
so i will assent to that.
i will only call him honey/sweetie/ and such like.
fo
WU got his ass handed to him by the Shit Rooster, of all people! Priceless.
Chiburb is an assclown. A real life loser and internet bore.
Mick11's SBN profile.
fuck ernest hemingway?
Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!
ha!
Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!
by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
he kiled over as soon he almosted used one.
Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!
by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 1:37 PM CDT up reply actions
You're confusing shotguns and adverbs
by joewho112 on Sep 28, 2011 1:38 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
was just about to write something to the same effect
well played and rec’d
Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!
"Viciedo grounded out to Morrow."
“What are you talking about? It’s the last game of the season!”
“I know that, dummy. I’m talking about this game right here.”
“It doesn’t sound like it.”
“Stay with me here. I said — the Sox grounded out to Morrow.”
“There you go again, predicting the future!”
“What are you talking about?”
“You’re talking about a game that hasn’t even been played yet!”
“No I’m not. I’m talking about now. Viciedo just grounded out today.”
“To Day? But he hasn’t played in years!”
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 1:38 PM CDT reply actions 4 recs
are you okay?
Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!
by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 1:39 PM CDT up reply actions
hah?
Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!
by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 1:41 PM CDT up reply actions
That's why I couldn't be a manager.
That combo only started once. I would’ve probably penciled it in every day.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 1:54 PM CDT up reply actions
He was when the Sox claimed him.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:01 PM CDT up reply actions
D Wise!!!
Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!
for real?!
Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!
by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 1:42 PM CDT reply actions
ugh
Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!
by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 1:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Work it Donny.
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Sep 28, 2011 1:43 PM CDT reply actions
santa claus is one hot dude
Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!
I sit on his lap any day
*can’tbelieveIjusttypedthat
Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!
also: *could
Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!
also: *replyfuck
Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!
you're just failing all around for the last time huh
Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!
by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 1:52 PM CDT up reply actions
failing: yes
last time: doubt it
Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!
Nice hook by Humber there.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
de aza could not have played any better this year.
i’m going to put unreasonable expectations on him next year. won’t you all join me?
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
DeMessiaza
"His Load got Sloppy" Colintj
by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 28, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm expecting a Jacoby de Elzbury breakout.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
with more experience, now that he's adjusted to the league, that's his floor.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Wizard of DeAza?
The Assassin?
"His Load got Sloppy" Colintj
by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 28, 2011 2:09 PM CDT up reply actions
DeAza and Harriet.
"His Load got Sloppy" Colintj
by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 28, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
piston jandro.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 2:34 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
nobody?
screw you guys.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
STRETCH
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
you're a gentleman.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
No, he's empathetic.
WU got his ass handed to him by the Shit Rooster, of all people! Priceless.
Chiburb is an assclown. A real life loser and internet bore.
Mick11's SBN profile.
Did he get his arm? Couldn't tell.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:00 PM CDT up reply actions
Due up, the Charlotte Knights.
"His Load got Sloppy" Colintj
by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 28, 2011 2:11 PM CDT reply actions
Trivia question: Three Blue Jays to hit 45 homers in a season.
Bautista, Delgado, Canseco.
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I got two out of three.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:13 PM CDT up reply actions
And I figured out the last one.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:15 PM CDT up reply actions
Congrats. Have a cookie.
"His Load got Sloppy" Colintj
by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 28, 2011 2:16 PM CDT up reply actions
I will!
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:17 PM CDT up reply actions
It's going to be a long offseason, boss.
Pace yourself.
"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!
Macon Bacon!
WU got his ass handed to him by the Shit Rooster, of all people! Priceless.
Chiburb is an assclown. A real life loser and internet bore.
Mick11's SBN profile.
Beckham's first homer in 169 plate appearances.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
Looked like he went.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
The Ump has looked a bit random on balls/strikes today on Gameday
Does it look that way on the television broadcast of the game?
That's because Lollo doesn't want to give him a strikeout, apparently.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions
lollo isn't even listed on the mlb umpire roster. he's an instructor at jim evans' umpiring school though.
looks like a mouth breather.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
His prize student? C.B. Bucknor.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:37 PM CDT up reply actions
oh my gosh. i didn't realize lance barrett looked like this. that face is cause enough for a listing.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
they have the same dietary consultant.
"His Load got Sloppy" Colintj
by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 28, 2011 2:40 PM CDT up reply actions
they get called up all throughout the season
when the regular umps are on vacation. never heard of lollo before today.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
no.
what is she famous for?
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
she has a father, you know...
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
Reminds me of the Don Ho and his brother, Ass,
joke. Hilarity.
"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!
lol
calls to mind Stu Pidasso
It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.
by lastof12 on Sep 28, 2011 3:24 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
Its Old Home week here at the cell...
"His Load got Sloppy" Colintj
by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 28, 2011 2:24 PM CDT reply actions
4 more years of "The Rudiments" and other Hawk gems.
"His Load got Sloppy" Colintj
by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 28, 2011 2:31 PM CDT reply actions
the "double flamadiddle" has always been my favorite rudiment
Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!
My favorite:
“I’m pleased as Punch, the Magic Dragon, to be here, and I’ll tell you what else — if you all weren’t sitting there in your marching band leathers doing a bunch of dick paradiddles on each other’s foreheads, maybe we could get half of somewhere.”
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:44 PM CDT up reply actions
De Aza continues his late push for the batting title.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
And a serial killer costs the Sox a run
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
I'm only catching bits and pieces of today's game,
as I sometimes do (but hey, I’ve caught at least part of every game this season so you can’t complain about my viewing habits too much), and every time I look up I get confused for a second because the Jays are wearing black.
I seem to recall a game last season (maybe?) where both teams wore black. That was a handful.
by mechanical turk on Sep 28, 2011 2:35 PM CDT reply actions
and the fans are mailing it in, too.
fucking 60 year old man fielding live balls. asshole.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Greg Walker
Good news, Walker resigns. Well, we won’t have Walker to kick around anymore!
Lousy job, Greg!
Humber's curve has had more life on it today.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
i hope he hurt himself on that swing.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Lots of walks, lots of strikeouts, slow reaction time...
…ladies and gentlemen, Edwin Jackson!
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 2:51 PM CDT up reply actions
Humber's gotta work on fielding his position (and holding runners).
On that soft grounder up the middle earlier, it looked like he was doing the Captain Morgan pose.
Coop will be too busy reading "MLB Manager for Dummies"
"His Load got Sloppy" Colintj
by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 28, 2011 2:59 PM CDT up reply actions
That's easy enough
Snipers on the roof, firing after every pitch.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:00 PM CDT up reply actions
I was really hoping for the rare 4 K inning.
Thanks a lot for ruining it Cooper (note: not the manager).
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Sep 28, 2011 2:52 PM CDT reply actions
Mark Buehrle looks and sounds like his dad.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
The odds of that are astronomical!
"His Load got Sloppy" Colintj
by DrEmilioLizardo on Sep 28, 2011 2:57 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
his dad's voice is the exact same.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:03 PM CDT up reply actions
so, whats our elimination number?
"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112
your face is an elimination number.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
by BuehrleMan on Sep 28, 2011 3:06 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
speaking of mr gray
I generally don’t shave over the winter, but the grays are coming in fierce this year (effin kid). nice litte fang splotches. so exciting.
YOUR STUBBLE'S IN TROUBLE
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:10 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
your beard is weird.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
by MarketMaker on Sep 28, 2011 3:11 PM CDT up reply actions 2 recs
I remain encouraged for Humber next year.
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
And pissed about De Aza and Viciedo
This too shall pass.
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
Me too.
I don’t think this is a Loaiza situation. And we don’t have to rely on him to be more than a #4.
Indeed
And Humber will still be very cheap next year.
by Yinka Double Dare on Sep 28, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
anyone else a little miffed we didnt get any good luck boobs this year?
"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112
Nope.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:16 PM CDT up reply actions
i think not!
"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112
Stop hiding Kustok behind the camera!
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
BM, we gonna get a Fanpost on your badge quest?
please.
by gar ridge pride on Sep 28, 2011 3:16 PM CDT reply actions 2 recs
Especially the Sergio Santez one.
Sergio Sanchez? Serbian Santos?
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:20 PM CDT up reply actions
it was santez, but they fixed it
so even when i went back to look at the original badge that i posted in a game thread it was changed there too.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
jesus. somebody call the warren commission.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
i blame bud selig.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
allan huber selig.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
i have 180.
the one i want but don’t have is viciedo.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
do you have duplicates?
like 17 Juan Pierre caught stealing badges?
im not familiar with how it works.
no, can't get two badges for the same player
even if the badges are for different achievements. i know, it’s BS.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
They needed to get to 2 million fans one way or another.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:23 PM CDT up reply actions
For all our grief
we get this.
http://mlb.mlb.com/video/play.jsp?content_id=19751641&c_id=cws&topic_id=cws&partnerId=ed-5347398-224993904
"Sometimes you win, sometimes you lose, sometimes it rains."
i wouldn't mind a walkoff. seems like a fun way to close it out.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
so many first names
"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112
Oh no, the Sox are on the verge of delaying the end of the season!
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
i went out for drinks during last nights game
but I had to mention here now-
the guy with the IM STILL ALL IN SIGN yesterday is hilarious.
so ozzie took the job with the blue jays?
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Oney and Teahen missed each other.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:34 PM CDT up reply actions
This feels right.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
This is so perfect.
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Sep 28, 2011 3:35 PM CDT reply actions
It could only be better if Frasor was pitching.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
"Neither of us care to be here."
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:37 PM CDT up reply actions
whatever happens here, teahen at the plate is fitting.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Bwa!
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
that ain't suspenders
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
hawk thinks some of the indians are watching this game.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
They are:
Most of Indians team crowded around TV, monitoring White Sox game. Cheering and pulling for Jays. #SecondPlaceMatters
http://twitter.com/#!/MLBastian/status/119149381168541696
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:41 PM CDT up reply actions
I'm liking where this is going.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Last night on the twitter
I mentioned that it would feel so much more fitting if the season had a loss to end it.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
A loss would be fitting but a win would make me a happier person.
Also, I dig your sig. SSS book club is right around the corner.
Don't smile at me like that! That's not even a smile, it's just a bunch of teeth playing with my mind!
Thank you.
And I’m waiting with bated breath.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
when does that kick-in?
now or after the playoffs?
because i feel the need to start the wire this very evening.
That's up to Rhub.
This is his baby in my mind.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
dead of winter = post-playoffs, i'd say.
figured we’d have another book or two after that this winter.
*COUGH*
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Sep 28, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
But which of the multiple Yossarians?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
I see everything twice.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
You have flies in your eyes.
WU got his ass handed to him by the Shit Rooster, of all people! Priceless.
Chiburb is an assclown. A real life loser and internet bore.
Mick11's SBN profile.
And here I though twas Irving Washington.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
the weather turned alright in the end.
i guess a torrential downpour right now would be appropriate in a lot of ways.
poop falling from the sky would be better
"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112
i go away and this what happens.
ugh
Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!
by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 3:41 PM CDT reply actions
This whole season is now your fault.
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Sep 28, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
thats not true
Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!
by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 3:44 PM CDT up reply actions
THE WHOLE SEASON
"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112
blah
Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!
by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 3:46 PM CDT up reply actions
Accidentally.
The policeman who jumps from a bridge to a plane is Detective John McClane, a.k.a. Bruce Willis. He’s just the star of the whole movie series and stuff, no big deal or anything. -Cruiser
The M is for Montana.
WU got his ass handed to him by the Shit Rooster, of all people! Priceless.
Chiburb is an assclown. A real life loser and internet bore.
Mick11's SBN profile.
"I'm gonna show you and everybody else that Willy Ohman did not die in vain."
“He had a good dream. It’s the only dream you can have – to come out number-one man. He fought it out here, and this is where I’m gonna win it for him.”
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:49 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
Coop you're fired
"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun
First pitch was the Brent Morel Homer Pitch.
Next.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
Wave your Fusilli Donnys, people.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
i was watching valencia-chelsea and missed most of the game.
did colby rasmus really sacrifice bunt with men on first and third and no one out in the 9th inning?
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Yup.
Didn’t look like it was supposed to be a squeeze, which was my first thought.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 3:53 PM CDT up reply actions
gameday said sacrifice.
i rolled for disbelief.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
20.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Morel just completed the cycle of failure.
Fly out, Groundout, Line out, K.
Little Bighorn. Classic small sample size. -Skancho Danza
by keystone connection on Sep 28, 2011 3:53 PM CDT reply actions
It comes down to Beckham?
Yup. That feels right.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
by U-God on Sep 28, 2011 3:54 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
last bullet.
put it in the brain.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
TAKE THAT TEAHEN
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
The reason for the trade is revealed!
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
hahaha
Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!
by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 3:56 PM CDT up reply actions
Paulie's never gonna hit, is he.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
i'ma just put this out there
if johnpete wins it here, I won’t complain when they sign him again next year.
by Trooper on Sep 28, 2011 3:57 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
it has been documented
"Rhubarb, if you wouldn’t mind, ram your taint into your monitor as hard as you can." - joewho112
hawk is getting so excited.
sad.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
i feel like we're doing that sleeper hold thing where the ref picks your arm up and drops it.
and now we’re shaking the arm on the 3 count.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
I guess we as a crowd did not get loud enough to rouse the offense.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
that's about right.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Did everybody not clap their hands?
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
by Jim Margalus on Sep 28, 2011 4:03 PM CDT up reply actions
If only we'd supported the team more by buying more tickets.
I feel ashamed.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
i was, but nobody else in my office did a thing.
in fact, i’m the only one here.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Meaning you're naked.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
only from the waist down.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
nuts.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
well its all over now
Only Football and Hockey can make me happy now. Bears and Blackhawks!
by pierzynskirules on Sep 28, 2011 3:58 PM CDT reply actions
And thus ends another pet rock of a season
Can’t wait to see all the recaps and what not on the RR
by Rhubarb on Sep 28, 2011 3:59 PM CDT reply actions 1 recs
this is the story of the season
lousy offense
good pitching
but not good enough
Welp.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
jim, are you going to put up any game threads or otherwise have a designated place for those watching playoff games to goof around?
tonight’s wild card situations should be exciting. i’m rooting against the red sox and tony larussa.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
I feel like Ricky Schroder in The Champ
and 2011 Sox baseball is Jon Voight.
I shant be misled a second time
And we are keeping track of stats.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
plus there was that one where his brother, brad pitt, was a track star.
and because he was bored getting drunk and high all the time, ricky decided to run track too. and in his 2nd race he beat his brother, the track star. also, and allow me to say SPOILER ALERT here, his brother worked in the stockroom at a grocery store.
Little Lord Fauntleroy?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
everything is self-induced.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
did carlos quentin die?
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
A long time ago.
Beckham’s talent died for our sins.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
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