Emotions!
by U-God on Sep 8, 2011 12:30 PM CDT
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Yeah girl, pick up that pencil. Mmm...
Someone just brought up the Boise State-Georgia score again.
Brent Morel is having to explain what he was doing with that vacuum.
"Brent was doing what with that vacuum?"
Juan Pierre isn't mad at you, but he is disappointed.
John Danks just learned his dream girl already has a homecoming date.
Jake Peavy just watched a fat guy rip his pants.
Chris Sale is tired of being picked on for his weight.
If Will Ohman hadn't learned to laugh in Baltimore, he would have died.
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In the words of broken heart it's just emotion, takin' me over....caught up in sorrow, lost in the song....
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 8, 2011 12:57 PM CDT reply actions
Well, now, that's interesting.
Is it 2012 already?
"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!
Jimmy V. is our inspiration today:
NEVER, EVER, GIVE UP!
(Keels over, dead.)
"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!
by winningugly on Sep 8, 2011 1:16 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
That's my fave charity. What a speech!
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
ozzie's back in 2012
Jim Thome sponsor(s) this page.
Highly underrated, Mark Kotsay became the best defensive designated hitter in American League history in 2010.
by onlysoxfaninbasel on Sep 8, 2011 1:34 PM CDT up reply actions
Interesting at all that Viciedo is in right, and Lillibridge is at 1st?
I understand that Dayan hasn’t had too much work at 1st, but you have one guy who’s really fast, and another who isn’t….
by WSO on Sep 8, 2011 1:36 PM CDT up reply actions
voting ends tomorrow!
http://www.southsidesox.com/2011/8/25/2385071/vote-for-cbs-chicagos-most-valuable-blogger-awards
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
Agreed.
But I love actually being able to see the energy Otis gives in that performance.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Got-ta, got-ta, got-ta
Don’t even get me started
“Can’t turn you loose”
link1
“Satisfaction”
link2
‘dock of the bay’ my ass.
by gar ridge pride on Sep 8, 2011 3:18 PM CDT up reply actions
Somebody been Listening to Watch the Throne
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
The song Otis grew on me quite a bit.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
Wish the whole album was like that. Song has some energy.
Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.
Indeed.
Smart move making it the first single (I do not count H.A.M.).
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
H.A.M. sucks. So does Lift Off.
No Church In The Wild is my shit.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 9, 2011 7:30 AM CDT up reply actions
Was wondering when you'd show up to this.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
(Salutes).
I’m always where you need me, baby. But seriously, Otis is certainly a highlight on that album. Kanye always does Redding samples well (Gone, etc). There’s some definite lows on WtT, but it’s better than Carter IV. Please, someone stop Lil’ Wayne.
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 9, 2011 8:03 AM CDT up reply actions
Gone is still my favorite off of Late Registration.
Agreed on all fronts, especially in regards to the lesser Carter.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
We strive at home.
(Literally, look at the Sox home record!)
To my knowledge, certain things were not known.
-James Murdoch
by 2ndHalfAdjustments on Sep 9, 2011 8:21 AM CDT up reply actions
Got lots of Otis.
“DOTB” was too mainstream.
"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!
This is the best one.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IqaOp7sIy0w
"MY NAME IS YOANIS CESPEDEZ YOU KILLED MY FATHER" WHAT!
agreed
Why buy the cow when the milk is kinda bitchy?
by SkanchoDanza on Sep 8, 2011 2:23 PM CDT up reply actions 4 recs
Baseball type question
If Frasor were to qualify as a type B player, what are the odds he accept arbitration?
did you draw all over his yearbook picture yet?
Joe Buck is just White Noise to me. It’s like the game is being called by a CD of whale songs. - mechanical turk
these are funny but to help me cope with this season here are some thoughts that popped in my head:
Alex Rios: Learning his paycheck after finding out that 100k is not 9 zeros
John Danks: Just realized his stats influence his arbitration results.
Jake Peavy: Asked to come out the game(s) after 4 IP and 5 ER.
The realist keepin it real amongst the surrealists
R.I.P. Big Homey Nate Dogg: "Cuz Iiiiiiiiii have ne-evv-ver met a giiiiiiiiiirrrrrrllllllllllllllllllll tha-at I loved in the whole wide wooorrrlllllddddddd"
by starbury_to_s-jaxci2000 on Sep 8, 2011 4:39 PM CDT reply actions
You realize that understanding your jokes requires scrolling back up to the pictures to understand them?
And that for many it isn’t worth the effort?
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
for me it's not about effort but about failing short-term memory
White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.
"This is Jesus Brent, and you've been a very naughty boy..."
“I want you to think about what you’ve done, and from now on, stop playing with yourself.”
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Sep 8, 2011 5:15 PM CDT reply actions
Yours too.
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
a post entirely about describing pictures has comments that describe pitcures?
what are people thinking?
The tide has turned against on-topic commentary, I guess.
I figured it would’ve happened a lot sooner.
Whales! Squids! Sharks! They're everywhere! Hello, I am Poseidon! Now, when people told me I was crazy that thinly sliced roast beef would be a delicious fast-food option, I knew it was the greatest idea, and you can thank me later for Arby's.
Blame it on Beckham.
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
Or Otis.
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
Or the Bossa Nova.
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
No Real Genius love, eh?
"That might be how you roll at Camp Anawanna, Budnick. But where I come from, we only salute Old Glory." -moroots on May 23rd
by South Side Expat on Sep 8, 2011 7:52 PM CDT up reply actions
smart ass reply
does aspirin qualify as a pit cure?
White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.
Slow day for comments all around on the site, huh?
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
What did you expect with a RedEye type post?
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
by Chiburb on Sep 8, 2011 5:26 PM CDT up reply actions 1 recs
would you like to hear about my fantasy football team?
I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.
Sure! Does it have that Spice Girl's husband on it?
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
rumors were flying around that QPR were wanting to sign him
but warnock won’t confirm it.
"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck
Queen of the Prince of the Rosary?
I went to grade school at Q of the R!
Some of the nuns were sadists, but they wore black and white like the Sox do now. So there’s that I guess.
Trying to score runs with Juan Pierre as your leadoff hitter is like trying to suture a wound in a moving car. You might still be successful -- but why make it so hard on yourself?
Brett, why does this post qualify as "Satire" rather than "Quotes"?
Thank you for your prompt response.
White Sox 2011: The season of extraneous body parts.
We really need a catch all category for when I get weird.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
And have you looked in quotes?
That shit is sad.
"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"
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