Brent Morel is having to explain what he was doing with that vacuum.
"Brent was doing what with that vacuum?"
Juan Pierre isn't mad at you, but he is disappointed.
John Danks just learned his dream girl already has a homecoming date.
Jake Peavy just watched a fat guy rip his pants.
Chris Sale is tired of being picked on for his weight.
If Will Ohman hadn't learned to laugh in Baltimore, he would have died.