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It's been nine days and almost a thousand comments, but someone's gotta take out the trash. Sometimes I feel like I do all the heavy lifting on South Side Sox from 12-4 AM on Sundays. It ain't easy, believe you me.

Do you like dags? Here, watch this video.

On Monday, I have an appointment to wash one of these beasts. Admittedly, the ones in the video look a bit bigger than my family pooch; most of those look like males. It's no easy chore; besides taking two people to physically lift her into the tub, she looks absolutely miserable for the solid 45 minutes it takes to get her "clean," which is usually ends up being marginally cleaner and less stinky compared to her normal state. Oh, and the hair... holy lord, the hair. It never ends. But what can I do? She's just so damn lovable, and even more so when slightly cleaner.

So have at it, Rumpuniers, Rumpafarians and Rumpatarians. Just so it's not lost towards the end of an enormous thread, I say we start by giving Shoeless some quality doing-things instruction and introduction to our fair city. Step 1: Take in a Sox game. Step two: cry at the beauty of it all (and because Bruce Chen crushed your one wish for the week). Step 3: see the Bean, because it's there. Step 4 is up to the rest of you. I'm spent.

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Shoeless,

Just watch Ferris Bueller’s day off and do whatever he does. CUB FAN!

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 19, 2012 9:25 AM CST reply actions  

Love that movie.

Of course, I share the name (and some say personality and appearance) with his friend.

by Shoeless In SC on Feb 22, 2012 1:34 PM CST up reply actions  

If I looked like she did I'd go to the nearest home improvement store

and buy as many 6 foot mirrors as I could afford. I’d probably never leave my house.

by Shoeless In SC on Feb 22, 2012 1:39 PM CST up reply actions  

i never quite grasped the concept of the bean and why everybody goes to see it.

it may be the stupidest thing i’ve ever seen.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 19, 2012 12:04 PM CST reply actions  

I've struggled for minutes.

I can’t think of any logic or reasoning behind not enjoying that thing. I guess your comment is the most accurate, BM. Go with Santa, KenWo. Whatthefuckever.

The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.

by Uribe Down on Feb 19, 2012 5:09 PM CST up reply actions  

Srsly.

It’s not like a Picasso where you can’t even tell what’s going on with it. Interacting with it answers the question.

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Feb 19, 2012 5:27 PM CST via mobile up reply actions  

it has a name?

the fuck. the more you know I guess.

by Trooper on Feb 22, 2012 2:07 PM CST up reply actions  

sad trombone
While the sculpture was being constructed, public and media outlets nicknamed it “The Bean” because of its leguminous shape, a name that Kapoor described as “completely stupid”. Months later, Kapoor officially named the piece “Cloud Gate”.

by Trooper on Feb 22, 2012 2:17 PM CST up reply actions  

"…after the presidential Air Force One sex scandal of the same name…"

That Jerry Ford sure did love his mile high handys.

"Definitely typing challended today" - polodude017

by RWShow on Feb 22, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

The shrine

If you go be sure to pee in someone’s front yard.Tradition.

by Lil Jimmy on Feb 22, 2012 5:27 PM CST up reply actions  

i actually lived a stone's throw from it for a couple years.

and it’s pretty cool, especially if you can go when no one else is there.
i was skeptical at first, but i’m a fan.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Feb 22, 2012 2:13 PM CST up reply actions  

Might you say your affection has sprouted?

"Don Cooper, to the O.R! We have a bleeder!" - SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Feb 22, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Oh, that's a gas.

The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.

by Uribe Down on Feb 22, 2012 2:49 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Yeah, one of the few extremely touristy things that I would actually recommend to friends and family.

Probably that and the architectural boat tour. Which could be added to the list, Shoeless.

The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.

by Uribe Down on Feb 22, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

The boat tour is fantastic.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Feb 22, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

and sears tower observatory of course.

sox game
sears tower
bean
boat tour

i’d say blues fest but youre here a month early.
maybe jazzfest or something will be going on

by e-gus on Feb 22, 2012 2:41 PM CST up reply actions  

i do support the boat tour.

thats very nice.

and i suppose since you are over there you should stop at the bean… just to see how dumb it is and come back and agree with me.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 22, 2012 3:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I like it.

The fountains are a whole other story.

by Ozzie Montana on Feb 22, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

hmm i think i'm usually on the same page as you as far as social things...

but i don’t get the bean. why do you like it? other than looking at yourself like a buffoon what is the point of it? maybe i missed something

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 22, 2012 3:30 PM CST up reply actions  

I do that too. It's a bit different viewing it distorted through an impressive sculpture though (and all the sky it captures). It's a piece of art built to reflect the gorgeous cityscape.

And as joewho said, it’s whimsical. Ever sit down for a while and watch all the kids running around, marveling at it? It evokes goofiness and smiles of nearly everyone who encounters it. I don’t know why someone wouldn’t appreciate that.

"Don Cooper, to the O.R! We have a bleeder!" - SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Feb 22, 2012 3:56 PM CST up reply actions  

eh. i think i commented "the fuck is this waste of time" and moved on.

best view of the city from land is from the planetarium. thats for sure.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 22, 2012 4:05 PM CST up reply actions  

not sure about that, but the view coming up the south drive

kicks the crap about of the view coming up the ryan, down the north drive, or down the kennedy.

i may be biased, though.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Feb 22, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

I never considered the bean from that perspective before.

Thanks for the insight. I tend to think similarly to KenWo on some stuff like this – I lack the ability to comprehend much art. I’ve only seen the bean and thought “I don’t get it”. But appreciating it for the reactions others have to it is interesting.

Of course, others like “American Idol” and Katy Perry and tomatoes, so there’s something to said for trusting my own instincts :-)

"Definitely typing challended today" - polodude017

by RWShow on Feb 22, 2012 4:15 PM CST up reply actions  

tomatoes are fucking awesome. no need to throw it in with that other shit.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Feb 22, 2012 4:33 PM CST up reply actions  

tomato pie?

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 22, 2012 4:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh no you dinnin!

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 22, 2012 6:40 PM CST up reply actions  

Tomatoes

Only two things that money can’t buy and that’s true love and homegrown tomatoes.

by Lil Jimmy on Feb 22, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Tomato; a dildo...

"Don Cooper, to the O.R! We have a bleeder!" - SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Feb 22, 2012 5:00 PM CST up reply actions  

Fine. "The Cubs".

Tomatoes, however, remain vile.

"Definitely typing challended today" - polodude017

by RWShow on Feb 22, 2012 6:32 PM CST up reply actions  

yeah, i can't really explain it.

when i used to run through the park early in the morning i’d finish near the bean.
if no one is around and there’s a little chill in the air and a bit of dew on the grass, looking at that thing while catching my breath…it’s a bit of serenity that those of us downtown rarely get.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Feb 22, 2012 4:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I didn't know you were so...sensitive...

MM.

We're all here because we're not all there.

by winningugly on Feb 23, 2012 6:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Think Lee Marvin in "The Dirty Dozen"

said to Robert Ryan.

We're all here because we're not all there.

by winningugly on Feb 23, 2012 12:09 PM CST up reply actions  

The technical craft of the bean is amazing

It’s not a single blobby piece of metal, but made out of many pieces and welded so well that the seams are virtually invisible. To make it look that effortlessly made is the art. I think that’s where a lot of people get hung up about modern art, because a lot of it looks like it would be so easy (or lazy) to make, when in fact it’s actually very well thought out, excruciatingly painstaking in craft and perfectly executed. It’s kinda like Big Frank’s swing. It looks so effortless, heck, almost too graceful for such a big guy, but that’s because he spent 10,000 hours in the cages perfecting it.

Well, boys, it's a round ball and a round bat and you got to hit the ball square. ~Joe Schultz, 1969

by zevsenesca on Feb 23, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

Well shucks, thanks TP

"Don Cooper, to the O.R! We have a bleeder!" - SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Feb 19, 2012 1:00 PM CST reply actions  

You're alive!

Feel free to grab the next one.

The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.

by Uribe Down on Feb 19, 2012 5:05 PM CST up reply actions  

valencia's ever banega has broken his tibia and fibula. he ran over his leg. with his car.

ouch.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/feb/19/valencia-ever-banega-automobile-mishap?newsfeed=true

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 19, 2012 9:22 PM CST reply actions  

I am without speech.

"Don Cooper, to the O.R! We have a bleeder!" - SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Feb 20, 2012 11:12 AM CST up reply actions  

The new guy running it has done a decent job of turning the site around.

It’s not nearly as barren a wasteland as it once was.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Feb 20, 2012 12:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Yup.

A very necessary one. Lowest ratings out of the 30 SBN baseball sites.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Feb 20, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

still clearly beats their average game attendance, amirite?

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Feb 20, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

I may be their most avid poster.

For 2012 season: ALEX RIOS is my new TONY PENA.

by JofpGallagher on Feb 21, 2012 5:23 AM CST up reply actions  

you'd maybe expect the dude to at least make an effort.

disheartening, but it just proves my theory that florida is a godforsaken hellhole.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 20, 2012 1:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Black IPA for those looking to try good ones

Southern tier Iniquity very good. Actually found it at World Market when I was there purchasinG light fixtures.

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 20, 2012 5:23 PM CST reply actions  

how did the stones work out?

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Feb 20, 2012 6:22 PM CST up reply actions  

I liked them both quite a bit

The Cali-Belgie over the Ruination. The taste I had of Hopslam made me want it more. Thanks for the rec’s though. The oak aged unearthly was a nice change of pace. Southern tier is up there with stone with consistency across different kinds. I would have to request some Alpine along with Russian River if it is all possible for methup.

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 20, 2012 9:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Hopslam rulz

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Feb 20, 2012 10:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Sorry if I'm youdamanning on the beer stuff

but speaking of Black IPAs, Uinta Dubhe is just incredible. It’s a Utah brewery, started showing up in Chicago a few months ago. Not too hard to find. Highly, highly recommended.

by Sox-35th on Feb 23, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

going to the bulls game wednesday. semi excited.

its been probably 4 years.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 20, 2012 9:45 PM CST reply actions  

Tinfoil star

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 20, 2012 9:49 PM CST up reply actions  

speaking of Bulls

KC Johnson was saying today Asik has regressed this year. I’m not seeing it. Am I missing something?

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Feb 20, 2012 10:03 PM CST up reply actions  

asik is incredibly valuable and would be getting a lot more minutes for most teams in the league.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Feb 21, 2012 10:59 AM CST up reply actions  

well his offense has "regressed" in that it's not really better than last years.

he does a lot of “big man don’ts” under the basket. never goes straight up, too many pump fakes, brings the ball down constantly.

DUNK HIS ASS

by obnoxious american on Feb 21, 2012 11:04 AM CST up reply actions  

He was a zero on offense already

I don’t think there’s any change, he’s basically the same player he was last year. Unfortunately, I think everyone was hoping for a modicum of improvement on the offensive end.

by Yinka Double Dare on Feb 21, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

Yes offensively he has no doubt

He still brings the ball down too often and allows smaller players to block and smack the ball out of his hand. What he honestly needs is a bit of a mean streak. I still love his defense and I’m high on him.

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Feb 22, 2012 9:05 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm pulling some overtime tonight.

daughter barfing all over the place. hopefully there are some drunks on here to keep me entertained while i do late night laundry.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 21, 2012 1:31 AM CST reply actions  

Ah, that's rough.

One too many appletinis?

The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.

by Uribe Down on Feb 21, 2012 1:43 AM CST up reply actions  

lol.

i dunno. she was doing fine all night… went to bed, sat up in her crib and heaved. then 20 minutes later did it again. then 20 minutes later did it again. just did the late night trip to the 24 hour jewel for pedialite and crackers just in case it happens again.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 21, 2012 2:11 AM CST up reply actions  

and there is #4. jesus christ.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 21, 2012 2:36 AM CST up reply actions  

ha.

id rec this but you’re talking about my daughter. Ugod stay away or its curtains for you partner. lol

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 21, 2012 9:10 AM CST up reply actions  

laundry and amistad:

more fun than laundry and puke.

by Trooper on Feb 21, 2012 3:39 AM CST up reply actions  

42 Saint Bernards together in a yard?

Do these people run a fertilizer service as a side gig?

"I wouldn’t say I’m hitting five days a week…some weeks we won’t go at all." – Adam Dunn on his preparation routine for the 2012 season (1/24/12)

by tailgater on Feb 21, 2012 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

I'm just happy it will be back soon.

I’ll worry about the future after the season ends.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Feb 21, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

yawn.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 21, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

Jesus, baseball needs to start NOW.

We're all here because we're not all there.

by winningugly on Feb 21, 2012 3:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Cranky old man is cranky.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Feb 21, 2012 3:53 PM CST up reply actions  

For out-of-town folks planning to attend the 2012 Outing on 5/26.

I just booked my flight and it was CHEAP right now; about $100 cheaper than what it was even last week.

Quite possibly my cheapest May flight yet; even with the holiday weekend.

Book ’em!

"Don Cooper, to the O.R! We have a bleeder!" - SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Feb 22, 2012 12:59 PM CST reply actions  

Keep the suggestions coming, guys.

If there’s some things that I absolutely must see while I’m on the South Side that Saturday and downtown that Friday, let me know here and now.

by Shoeless In SC on Feb 22, 2012 1:40 PM CST reply actions  

Also...

we’re thinking of honeymoon vacation spots. She’s stuck on Portland, Maine. It’ll be June, so it should be pleasant. Anyone ever been? All I can find online are museums, Allagash brewery, the Red Sox’ minor league team, and the port nearby where I presume we can go on a boat and do some tours or fish.

by Shoeless In SC on Feb 22, 2012 1:42 PM CST reply actions  

portland is kind of a dump actually.

If her heart is set on that region its worth the extra hour in the car and the more expensive lodging to head up to bar harbor and acadia national park. We were out there last summer.
you can rent mountain bikes and take in the trails.

by e-gus on Feb 22, 2012 2:45 PM CST up reply actions  

boat tours and charter boats too since you mentioned those

acadia is fantastic. sunset(or sunrise) from mount cadillac is bucket list worthy.

by e-gus on Feb 22, 2012 2:47 PM CST up reply actions  

totally agree

although i wouldn’t say portland is a dump. however, it would be foolish to spend more than 1 day/night there since there’s not that much to do..

by onlysoxfaninboston on Feb 22, 2012 6:14 PM CST up reply actions  

by the ballpark its pretty run down.

there is the nice little downtown area i guess on the water, but yeah, its a days worth of stuff tops.

by e-gus on Feb 22, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

ahh. I hear ya.

Perhaps we’ll take in Boston? it’s only 2 hours away. I’ll look into Acadia

by Shoeless In SC on Feb 22, 2012 8:12 PM CST up reply actions  

boston is good.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 23, 2012 9:49 AM CST up reply actions  

"There's no hope with dope,"

advocates the guy in the baggy long-sleeve thigh-length neon paisley/tie-dye/coral-reef-patterned toxic mess of a half-mumu, half-blouse.

The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.

by Uribe Down on Feb 22, 2012 4:37 PM CST up reply actions  

"Scottie Pippin"?

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Feb 22, 2012 6:43 PM CST up reply actions  

All this Bean talk got me to thinking about one of the many times I've driven to Snoqualmie Falls to take in the calming grandeur of something as seemingly simple as rushing, falling water.

I took my mom and sister there on a weekday this past October. There weren’t too many tourists or people around on that super rainy autumn day.

However, a school bus pulled up just as we were getting out of the car. We hurried along to the falls to beat the crowd off the bus. I remember remarking how there were soon to be a bunch of kids surely getting in my way.

After several minutes observing the falls from a lower platform, we were walking up to a higher platform to take in another view. The bus had finally unloaded and the kids started running up to the scene, two or three at a time. They were around 5 or 6 years old.

I lingered behind while my mom and sister ascended, because the reactions of the children upon beholding the falls for the first time in their little lives was incredibly special. I know I personally still get chills when I see the falls, or any number of natural beauties that can stun me in my tracks; even as an adult who has seen a lot of wondrous nature over the years.

But to stand by and observe child after child approach and react to such a sight was purely awesome. They had no control over themselves. Most of them shrieked with delight and awe, totally unprepared for what they were seeing.

Despite the falls being ever-beautiful, witnessing those kids responding to it was the most powerful thing I wound up seeing that day.

"Don Cooper, to the O.R! We have a bleeder!" - SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Feb 22, 2012 5:33 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

tfttttlaca,a-hole

"Don Cooper, to the O.R! We have a bleeder!" - SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Feb 22, 2012 5:58 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

YO! SKANBERG!
NOTICE: This domain name expired on 01/15/2012 and is pending renewal or deletion.

link

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Feb 22, 2012 7:24 PM CST reply actions  

I like it

and smack me around, Boozer’s been playing well…I can’t buy in again I can’t.

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Feb 22, 2012 9:35 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh yeah. He's been fantastic for about a month.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Feb 23, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

yep i was at the game. Boozer was the best player on the court yesterday. Noah a close second.

front court dominated. Small sample size be dammed… derrick rose is sloppy. very unimpressive performance. As is the public announcer. where in the hell is ray clay. i was disappointed like i am on opening day when gene honda is away doing the final four.

also that “new breed” theme song thing? horrid.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 23, 2012 9:54 AM CST up reply actions  

Derrick Rose's job

for now is to take it easy and get healthy. What did you want him to do? Stand on his head?

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Feb 23, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

2 TO = 33 times in 10 minutes of game

Got it.

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Feb 23, 2012 11:42 AM CST up reply actions  

Apologist.

We're all here because we're not all there.

by winningugly on Feb 23, 2012 12:10 PM CST up reply actions  

he was getting the ball slapped away from him

multiple times. it would go out of bounds and the bulls will still have the ball. trust me. the better guard that night was the dude on the bucks.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 23, 2012 12:32 PM CST up reply actions  

My tv works fine.

I don’t have to trust you.

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Feb 23, 2012 1:46 PM CST up reply actions  

i don't follow the nba at all.

i heard of him. he outplayed rose yesterday. i think i’ve watched 10 minutes of the bulls all season til last night. i’m giving my opinions based on one unimpressive game. plus the guy (rose) is always hurt. i don’t care for him.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 23, 2012 10:36 PM CST up reply actions  

i'm calling shenanigans.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Feb 23, 2012 11:13 PM CST up reply actions  

QWOP in sweater form!

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Feb 23, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Dear God

lmao. Dude.

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Feb 24, 2012 5:37 AM CST up reply actions  

what in the hell do you guys care if i think derrick rose is overrated???

(he is by the way). i’ll take rajon rondo over him any day.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 24, 2012 10:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Now you're just trolling.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Feb 24, 2012 10:09 AM CST up reply actions  

now?

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Feb 24, 2012 10:36 AM CST up reply actions  

oh, man.

don’t do the ‘i have no idea what i’m talking about, but here’ s my opinion’ move.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Feb 24, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

I have zero issue with you not being a NBA fan or whatever sport

Its entirely different to make (and excuse my frankness cuz I know you can take it) dumbass statements about sports you don’t watch.

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Feb 24, 2012 10:13 AM CST up reply actions  

i still play fantasy basketball. rose was my first pick. he's been terrible this season.

injuries etc. i got to see him live hoping he’d change my mind about him. he didn’t.

i’ll tell you who can play… Kris Kardashian or whatever his name is. that dude is a baller.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 24, 2012 10:41 AM CST up reply actions  

I actually went to a Bulls v. Nets game this year and Humphries was brutal that game

he must suck

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by Rhubarb on Feb 24, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

i picked him in the last round and he's averaging a double/double.

now thats value!

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 24, 2012 10:44 AM CST up reply actions  

OK, we've gotten to the root of your disdain

its because his season has been injury riddled and he is sharing the load with others on the team more this year that makes you think he is overrated because it all boils down to the fact you are in last place in your fantasy league and all your friends are probably giving you shit.

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 24, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

well. sort of.

my friends aren’t giving me shit… and i’m not in last… but i’m not in the playoff picture either. 7th of 10. fucking rose has done nothing for me. i’m relying on kris humprhies to carry the load for christ sake!

This is my team. they are all injury prone dick wads.

Rose, Rondo, Jason Richardson, Andre Miller, Stephen Curry (another POS if you ask me…and a disgrace to his father Dell’s name), Caron Butler, Humprhies, Taj Gibson, Serge Ibaka (he’s been decent too, at least i win blocks a lot), Amare Stoudemire, Dejuan Blair, Kevin Garnett, Shawn Marion, Lamar Odom and CJ Miles.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 24, 2012 11:05 AM CST up reply actions  

there's your problem right there. you suck at this.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Feb 24, 2012 1:07 PM CST up reply actions  

yep. that's what you should have done.

then you wouldn’t have looked like an idiot in two places!

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Feb 24, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions  

its a pretty deep league.

and like i said i haven’t watched very much of the nba in the last 7 years so i tend to pick guys i recognize

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 24, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

pfft. sat out last game with a strained calf. what an injury-riddled jabronie.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Feb 24, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

MVP's are not overrated

It is fine if you really think he is overrated but basing it off of one game in a fucked up strike shortened mish-mash of a season following a back injury is just dumb.

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 24, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

I went to a cub cardinal game once

Albert Pujols struck out 3 times. He fucking sucks.

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Feb 24, 2012 10:23 AM CST up reply actions  

Everyone says Ron Kittle had mad power but I never saw him hit a homerun,

he must suck and everyone who knows about baseball must be lying about his power prowess. I certainly didn’t take the time to watch TV and watch him hit HR’s, so I must be right.

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 24, 2012 10:29 AM CST up reply actions  

you're assuming i don't know basketball.

i do. i am a hell of a basketball coach. i used to follow the nba closely (not as close as baseball but more than the NFL). after jordan retired i started to shy away from it. i also didn’t like many of the players other than shaq in the early 2000s. then i got married. it became apparent that i couldn’t keep up watching every baseball, basketball, nfl and WWE event that came on tv and still have a happy marriage. i had to lose one. i chose basketball because i had lost interest in it.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 24, 2012 10:51 AM CST up reply actions  

Do you understand why i think it is stupid to call a player overrated by watching him LIVE only once

especially considering the circumstances. If I remember correctly you were excited to go see him play so don’t act like this is how you’ve felt all along. You’re just pissed he isn’t as valuable in fantasy as he is in the real world. If you knew anything about basketball or had been watching his career progress you wouldn’t be such an ignoramous. I get it, you try to be a contrarian on everything just to be controversial and show your superior independant thought process. Rose is just damn good and he is the best young point guard to come around in a while. Shit he’s 23 and has already won an MVP, how could you call THAT overrated?

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 24, 2012 11:01 AM CST up reply actions  

he probably takes issue with games missed

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by Rhubarb on Feb 24, 2012 11:09 AM CST up reply actions  

he's ranked 44th!

i had the 3rd pick in the draft! 44th! That SOB!

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 24, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

i've only played once.

assists counted as 2 pts in the league i was in so guards were valued really high.

DUNK HIS ASS

by obnoxious american on Feb 24, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

PG's higher on the list than rose:

jeff teague (i never even heard of him)
monta ellis
tony parker
mario chalmers
jose calderon
steve nash
ricky rubio
Brandon Jennings
Dwyane Wade
Mike Conley (never heard of him either)
Russell Westbrook
Deron Williams
Chris Paul
Kyle Lowry

Thats a lot of fucking guys.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 24, 2012 11:13 AM CST up reply actions  

I note no Rajon Rondo.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Feb 24, 2012 11:16 AM CST up reply actions  

"never heard of him"

so you didn’t watch any of last year’s playoffs, huh.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Feb 25, 2012 12:09 AM CST up reply actions  

not very closely

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by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 25, 2012 12:16 AM CST up reply actions  

ah, well that explains that.

teague + hawks vs. bulls.

conley + griz were last year’s west cinderellas before the dirks hit the finals.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Feb 25, 2012 12:22 AM CST up reply actions  

*ignoramus

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Feb 25, 2012 12:05 AM CST up reply actions  

no, i think rhub was right,

he was saying that kenwo knows nothing of love for the game, otherwise he’d admit that rose is fantastic.

by craigws on Feb 25, 2012 12:57 AM CST up reply actions  

i don't think we need to assume anymore.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Feb 24, 2012 1:08 PM CST up reply actions  

i don't know... you are one of the biggest boozer haters.

he looks pretty strong to me

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by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 24, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh wow, he looked strong against a frontcourt missing its two starters.

I’m so excited we paid $75 million for that when Mike Doleac would have gotten 20 points on those bums.

by Ozzie Montana on Feb 24, 2012 1:13 PM CST up reply actions  

i'll give you that he's a decent passer, but noah is a better one.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Feb 24, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

Yeah, I watched the game along with 95% of every Bulls game since he was signed.

He’s been much better this season but the fact remains is he’s an undersized power forward with very little lift. Against athletic or bigger forwards he struggles to get his shot off and relies on a midrange jumper. He never sets hard picks, almost always preferring to slip the screen even though he can’t finish inside with any authority.

I wish Boozer was better so I wouldn’t feel like Miami has a 95% chance of beating Chicago in a playoff series.

by Ozzie Montana on Feb 24, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

If only he was as good at rebounding, putting the ball back up strong and defense as he was at passing

since he is a considered a big man

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by Rhubarb on Feb 24, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

boozer is amongst the worst defensive players i've ever seen.

and he’s a big man completely reliant on his 15 footers for points.
and he flat out dogs it all the time. i am the biggest boozer hater.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Feb 24, 2012 1:17 PM CST up reply actions  

thats my beef with him

hes so damn soft and never plays defense.

by e-gus on Feb 24, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

he accounts for an awful lot of the bulls' defensive rotation breakdowns.

he loves to act like he’s boxing someone out while he refuses to step up when people are coming down the lane.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Feb 24, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

(312) 644-6767.

The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.

by Uribe Down on Feb 24, 2012 12:18 PM CST up reply actions  

i've been listening to both stations today

it is astounding the things that people call in and say with confidence what they know about basketball. fucking unbelievable.

DUNK HIS ASS

by obnoxious american on Feb 24, 2012 12:34 PM CST up reply actions  

this is how we party in jeff park. in bed by 9.
Email from Fischman Liquors: TAP THIS! Beer & Food Trucks every 2 wks with new trucks. Feb 23rd we are going to get more trucks since the food ran out too quickly the first time. Tapping the following beers at 6:00 PM: 
****BELL’S HOPSLAM & AVERY MAHARAJA****

FOOD TRUCKS- we’re bringing you more food!

6:00-7:00 PM Southern Mac & Cheese
, 5411 Empanadas,
The Wagyu Wagon, 
GiGi’s Bake Shop- cupcakes
!
7:30 PM- until the food runs out: 
Duck N Roll
, Taquero Fusion. Live music in the tavern by Big Dog Mercer.

by Trooper on Feb 23, 2012 8:23 AM CST reply actions  

soccer!

one of my most hated teams (porto) has filed a complaint against manchester city. why? because they are angry that machester city filed a complaint when they played at porto because two of their players were racially abused. so, what were porto complaining about? they are upset that manchester city fans were chanting unsporting things about one of their players. what were they chanting? well, you see, the player in question is called “hulk” and the fans were chanting “you’re not incredible!”

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/feb/23/manchester-city-hulk-unsporting-porto

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 23, 2012 11:09 AM CST reply actions   1 recs

eh, it's fucking porto. like the article says, it sure seems like they're just trying to be pricks because they're mad that city complained about racial abuse.

if they actually lodge a complaint they should be heavily fined and made to play some number of their next european games behind closed doors. then again, if man city’s allegations of racist abuse are true maybe porto just needs to be booted from europe altogether.

the racism shit is out of control over there. every country. fucking savages.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 23, 2012 12:41 PM CST up reply actions  

too many politicians across the continent playing on immigration,

making idiots think it is acceptable to just be open about it.

by craigws on Feb 23, 2012 1:45 PM CST up reply actions  

such a fucking soap opera.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Feb 23, 2012 2:03 PM CST up reply actions  

it's just like downton abbey except with a soccer ball.

and racism.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 23, 2012 2:28 PM CST up reply actions  

why do you hate porto?

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Feb 23, 2012 4:21 PM CST up reply actions  

they beat celtic in the uefa cup final a few years back, when mourinho was in charge.

their behaviour when a celtic player would come within five yards of them was… disappointing.

by craigws on Feb 23, 2012 4:29 PM CST up reply actions  

ah i see! thanks.

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Feb 23, 2012 4:44 PM CST up reply actions  

2003. yes. exactly.

thank you.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 23, 2012 9:34 PM CST up reply actions  

Play a hand with me? (Baseball style)

Is a popular series in poker forums in which a hand a person’s hand is played over street by street and the collective group offers opinion and strategy. In a very very loose form I’d like to borrow that.

Play a challenge with me? I’m passing on the traditional fantasy baseball league this year and will do CDM’s $50,000 challenge. This is one of those salary cap games in which your roster fits under the cap and you compete roto style league/division/overall.

My RR project and team name for the challenge South Side Sox. I’d like to build my team and play this season with contributions from posters (fantasy players or just knowledgeable baseball fans alike) and post from time to time results and get suggestions from a different perspective. These games are about value but they also about noticing x player is pretty freaking hot and a comment like “T why haven’t you look at player x could be very helpful.”

I’m covering all expenses and will probably just do the unlimited transaction feature which comes in between $300-$450. What’s in it for SSS? Why the fuck would I help you tdogg or even give a shit?

1. Well its baseball and fun.
2. I work for a collaborative company (lets collaborate!)
3. After expenses I’ll share winnings 50/50 up until $2500 minus taxes with the site (So roughly a chance for about a grand for future methups, tickets etc. basically whatever hsa or Jim can wrap their heads around to do the most good)
4. In the “obviously” unlikely event I win a really cool sporting news story goes out about the “real” white sox fan site and how they “obviously” should be running the real fucking team.

Anyway I’m playing regardless and I suspect if I do a decent job of updates folks might eventually care during the season and actually want to help. Thoughts?

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Feb 23, 2012 2:40 PM CST reply actions  

Details

challenge

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Feb 23, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Thats cool. I'll pay attention

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 23, 2012 3:52 PM CST up reply actions  

and now I can add Ryan Braun!!!!

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Feb 23, 2012 4:19 PM CST up reply actions  

my advice

players taking PEDs could be very helpful.

by larry on Feb 23, 2012 5:26 PM CST up reply actions  

well then give me your

list chief of suspected hacks. Advice is advice.

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Feb 23, 2012 5:37 PM CST via Android app up reply actions  

I will be doing RR post once before the season

and then from time to time during the season.

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Feb 23, 2012 8:14 PM CST up reply actions  

there is a doc on the telly atm about how no one but the English can understand the tube map

I’ve lived in London and been there heaps of times, I think tourists are thick, it’s the best map ever for public transport

by hoodlight on Feb 23, 2012 6:55 PM CST reply actions  

what's hard to read about that?

I was there in 03 and I don’t remember having any difficulties getting where I wanted to go.

by Trooper on Feb 23, 2012 8:39 PM CST up reply actions  

the krauts have a nice system (berlin)

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Feb 23, 2012 11:09 PM CST up reply actions  

im being indocrinated!

time to forget my lessons wiht moar booze!!!!!!

NAOPOS

by blackoutsox on Feb 23, 2012 11:12 PM CST up reply actions  

easy Rhubarb....

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Feb 24, 2012 7:05 AM CST up reply actions  

he can go pretty far sometimes,

but in that instance he isn’t actually far off the things santorum has said.
vongrats von dickering just tried to autocorrect to ‘santitorium’ there, which is appropriate.

by craigws on Feb 24, 2012 7:55 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

He is pure evil, thats all I'll say about him the rest of the year, I promise.

I don’t want to get banned from a fan site because of Santorum.

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 24, 2012 9:40 AM CST up reply actions  

enough Santorum will get you banned from everywhere

except WU’s basement.

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Feb 24, 2012 1:00 PM CST up reply actions  

he has to make some spending cuts

to fund his cop in every bedroom programme.

by hoodlight on Feb 24, 2012 8:08 AM CST via mobile up reply actions  

That's very succinct.

Well said.

The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.

by Uribe Down on Feb 24, 2012 12:17 PM CST up reply actions  

"Dr" Kruger?

Savages.

"Definitely typing challended today" - polodude017

by RWShow on Feb 23, 2012 10:24 PM CST up reply actions  

T-Bone!

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Feb 23, 2012 11:52 PM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Car enthusiasts

Check out the 2013 Shelby GT500.

650hp, 600lb-ft torque, 202 top speed. For $59k.

by 3E8 on Feb 24, 2012 9:29 AM CST reply actions  

Sweet.

I reckon you could buy a V8 Mustang cheaper and outfit it yourself for less than that, but still. That’s a nice price.

by Shoeless In SC on Feb 24, 2012 9:47 AM CST up reply actions  

i kind of doubt it

its not just hp that goes into that monster.

by e-gus on Feb 24, 2012 1:14 PM CST up reply actions  

sure.

suspension additions, tires… those things can be found in the aftermarket for cheaper.

by Shoeless In SC on Feb 24, 2012 2:39 PM CST up reply actions  

Very nice.

There are probably 15 or so production cars ever made which could beat this mustang in the quarter mile. And the average cost of those would be well into six-figure territory.

Changing topics, are you going to brewvival?

by 3E8 on Feb 24, 2012 2:46 PM CST up reply actions  

wow that looks like a good time

can anyone tell me why I cannot find Hopslam anywhere?

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 24, 2012 3:02 PM CST up reply actions  

Oh my lord.

:::fapathon commences:::

"Definitely typing challended today" - polodude017

by RWShow on Feb 24, 2012 10:19 AM CST up reply actions  

I'm an OPOS

so I prefer old school.

"I wouldn’t say I’m hitting five days a week…some weeks we won’t go at all." – Adam Dunn on his preparation routine for the 2012 season (1/24/12)

by tailgater on Feb 24, 2012 1:15 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

i thought so, too

until i rented a 2010 camaro ss at a wedding down south. It had like 250 miles on it at the time.

I couldn’t sleep I had so much adrenaline pumping through my veins the whole trip.
The sun was about to set and we were 15 miles from the beach. I went so fast we traveled back in time and made it in time for a romantic sundown.

It was great. I’ve owned pretty sweet muscle cars, the best being a 71 cutlass convertible with the 350 rocket.
I’d take that camaro with 40 years of technological advances over it 9 out of 10 times.

actually the best might have been my 77 CJ7 with a t-176 4 speed and a 360 from a J-10 in it running open headers straight to side pipes. It sounded amazing on lower wacker drive, let me tell you. 35" gumbo monster mudders for shoes. It topped out at about 65 mph but nothing could touch it 0-60. It was such a torque monster I carried spare u-joints in the glove box.

by e-gus on Feb 24, 2012 3:11 PM CST up reply actions  

I walked away from it last night because the guy is beyond stubborn.

I love that he makes it seem like he was in on the hearing. He has just as much information as the rest of us, which is not enough to make any definitive statement.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Feb 24, 2012 1:28 PM CST up reply actions  

Reading the differences in his opinion of what happened and larry's is phenomenal.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Feb 24, 2012 1:38 PM CST up reply actions  

Al just asked for the dude's credentials.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Feb 24, 2012 2:11 PM CST up reply actions  

Should've asked for his address.

The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.

by Uribe Down on Feb 24, 2012 2:31 PM CST up reply actions  

andrey arshavin.

he gone.

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/feb/24/arsenal-andrey-arshavin-zenit-st-petersburg

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 24, 2012 3:13 PM CST reply actions  

he'd actually been playing slightly better of late.

whole thing is starting to feel like a sinking ship now. i’d be very surprised if they didn’t stick with wenger through next season, but he needs a spectacular summer signing or three to arrest the freefall.

by craigws on Feb 24, 2012 3:18 PM CST up reply actions  

how's this for an idea?

suspend liverpool for the rest of the year for being colossal twats. don’t let them play any more games, just place them 7th so they have to play in the europa league next year. then, for pure entertainment purposes, make arsenal and chelsea play each other every game for the rest of the season. depending on your rooting interest every match would provide either great mirth or great sadness. then, at the end of the season merge the two teams (they could either be called charsenal or arsea) and let wenger and AVB take turns managing them.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 24, 2012 4:02 PM CST up reply actions  

they will be lucky to finish 7th anyway

this Suarez thing has been an almighty cock up – but it’s only football, more important things to worry about, especially for LFC fans FFS, even my team has a division title after they last won one.

by hoodlight on Feb 24, 2012 6:33 PM CST up reply actions  

do you reckon warnock can take you up to the BPL?

i heard he’s decent at doing that but not succeeding once he gets there. i knew nothing of him until i saw him as QPR’s manager earlier this year. sounds like a bit of a nutter. and what happened to his eyebrows?

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 24, 2012 8:13 PM CST up reply actions  

ugh. i didn't conciously notice that you used the word "reckon".

i thought i came up with it myself. embarrassing.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 24, 2012 8:17 PM CST up reply actions  

look into his time at sheffield utd with the whole tevez/west ham saga.

he is a bit of twat, but a good manager. doesn’t seem to get a decent chance once he brings a team up.

by craigws on Feb 24, 2012 9:36 PM CST up reply actions  

also, i disagree that they'll be lucky to finish 7th.

even though i’m rooting against them i have a feeling they may stay in the fight for fourth. arsenal and chelsea have just been so bad. if i had to choose one of them that i wanted to finish 4th i would choose newcastle.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 24, 2012 8:16 PM CST up reply actions  

also

sorry to those people who clicked over here to see the new comments and then found out they were about soccer.
at least this one isn’t about soccer.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 24, 2012 8:21 PM CST up reply actions  

wenger is friendly

wanted games to get in form for euro 2012, gave him a loan. can’t say i like it as obviously hurts depth.

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Feb 26, 2012 7:02 PM CST up reply actions  

i tell you what jack,

i saw chelsea-bolton saturday. bolton was awful but you guys have a player in miyaichi. he looked really good.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 26, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

right?

he’s got potential, very excited to see him develop and get time.

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Feb 26, 2012 7:37 PM CST up reply actions  

i've been watching some awesome soccer

and am going to go play some this evening.

by craigws on Feb 26, 2012 5:13 PM CST up reply actions  

i watched six full games and half of two others. going to watch the remaining two halves now.

too bad liverpool beat cardiff.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 26, 2012 5:40 PM CST up reply actions  

yup. great game though.

north london derby and man u/norwich game were both excellent too.

by craigws on Feb 26, 2012 5:51 PM CST up reply actions  

milan-juventus yesterday was great.

barcelona had a very tough win today at atletico. the first half of real madrid-rayo vellecano was crazy. ramos should have been sent off. (he should be sent off pretty much every game) madrid gets away with murder. i’m going to watch the second half now.

did you see cristiano ronaldo’s goal? absolutely ridiculous.
http://www.101greatgoals.com/gvideos/cristiano-ronaldo-puts-real-madrid-1-0-up-at-ray-vallecano-with-an-outrageous-back-heel/

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 26, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

quite the goal.

shame the defender by the post didn’t react at all.

by craigws on Feb 26, 2012 9:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Would highly recommend PSG-Lyon, if it's not already in your queue

not huge on Ligue 1, but PSG-Lyon was great fun. Probably could have been ten goals scored.

by CWSKeith on Feb 26, 2012 8:37 PM CST up reply actions  

i've been making deviled eggs for my all-star game soiree.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Feb 26, 2012 5:14 PM CST up reply actions  

Going to a NBA allstar / Oscar party in a few.

I know…. don’t ask…

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Feb 26, 2012 5:19 PM CST up reply actions  

I've been getting bitched at all weekend

And drank enough IPA’s to sedate a banshee

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 26, 2012 6:36 PM CST up reply actions  

My asshole is gonna be bitching at me after these jalapeno poppers I made.

I’m not really having a party, but did use a lazy Sunday to cook up some fun shit.) I am gonna be watching the Oscars though, cause no cable, and also okay cause I’m halfway though a New Belgium Folly Pack and hanging out with my wife, who is like Joan Rivers on coke when being a snarky bitch towards celebrity.

by South Side Expat on Feb 26, 2012 6:54 PM CST up reply actions  

pre- and probiotics. they'll change your life.

my stomach is iron since i started taking 2 of these a day. i swear by them. i eat giardiniera everyday and i’ve had a touchy stomach most of my life.

*i realize you’re prolly joking, but whatever.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Feb 26, 2012 7:47 PM CST up reply actions  

Only partly joking... The beer, burgers, and poppers are all gonna make

a not the most pleasant post coffee morning, I’m sure.

Funny enough that you mention that product. I just picked up some of this stuff to check out this afternoon for use as a quick breakfast. Had a glass of it already. It’s pretty much just like a strawberry smoothie, so I’m already sure I’m gonna check out a few of the other flavors.

by South Side Expat on Feb 26, 2012 8:28 PM CST up reply actions  

And I don't care

what That Rob Report says, my social working wife wants to mock the cape worn by Gweneth Paltrow, who does NOTHING for the magic of the movies, well, she can go right ahead (as she does data entry she wasn’t able to do last week due to several big crisis in her building.) So neener neener 67!

That Cirque de Sole was pretty bad ass though.

by South Side Expat on Feb 26, 2012 9:09 PM CST up reply actions  

I managed to see four of the ten Best Pic nominees.

I’m not so sure The Artist wasn’t the best of them.

"Definitely typing challended today" - polodude017

by RWShow on Feb 27, 2012 7:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Somewhere in the "meh" range.

I won’t look back on any of the nominees and think of them as among my all time favorites.

"Definitely typing challended today" - polodude017

by RWShow on Feb 27, 2012 8:19 AM CST up reply actions  

Funny, I saw three films this week - The Descendants, The Artist, and 50/50.

50/50 was certainly the most moving (I think it was probably snubbed for predictability). I’m disappointed that Joseph Gordon-Levitt didn’t get a Best Actor nom.

"Definitely typing challended today" - polodude017

by RWShow on Feb 27, 2012 8:26 AM CST up reply actions  

yeah, 50/50 was good. the gf brought it over and said it was a comedy.

i told her i was pretty sure it was about guy getting cancer. she was bawling through half of it.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Feb 27, 2012 1:33 PM CST up reply actions  

that's the only one i've managed to see. so yes, good call academy.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Feb 27, 2012 12:12 PM CST up reply actions  

I saw Moneyball

I was surprised that it was nominated. It was OK, but I was more impressed that they found a way to make a cohesive movie out of it. More of an achievement in engineering, not filmmaking.

Then again, I don’t have much to compare it to. It was the first Oscar-nominated movie I’ve seen since 2000.

by Jim Margalus on Feb 27, 2012 1:12 PM CST up reply actions  

Heard about people like you.

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Feb 27, 2012 1:19 PM CST up reply actions  

meh. I liked The Artist and all, but it was not so cut above the rest that it should have swept as it did.

The Oscars are a bunch of bullshit anyway, but The Artist is the Academy’s wet dream.
Foreign-ish, black and white, a tribute to old days of cinema, Weinstein-affiliated.

It’s not terribly surprising that it won everything, but I think The Descendants is a better film.

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by homesickalien on Feb 27, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

fuck weinstein. vince chase isn't a fan.

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by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 27, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

i love the money pit.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Feb 27, 2012 2:53 PM CST up reply actions  

ive saw 0 of them. what one was owen wilson in?

i can’t believe he’s in a best pic nominee

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by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 27, 2012 12:56 PM CST up reply actions  

Lets see you saw zero of them

I’m sure soon you’ll be offering your opinion on who should have won.

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Feb 27, 2012 1:20 PM CST up reply actions  

Pause

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Feb 27, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

Midnight in Paris - the Woody Allen one.

Supposedly Woody’s best in a long time.

I haven’t seen enough of his films to comment.

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by RWShow on Feb 27, 2012 1:26 PM CST up reply actions  

i never heard of it. just shocked he was in a movie held in high enough esteem to be nominated.

i usually don’t like the movies that are nominated and he makes me laugh once in a while.

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by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 27, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Is he still in a relationship with his step-daughter? She must be 40 by now.

"I wouldn’t say I’m hitting five days a week…some weeks we won’t go at all." – Adam Dunn on his preparation routine for the 2012 season (1/24/12)

by tailgater on Feb 27, 2012 2:12 PM CST up reply actions  

What the hell were D.Wade and Lebron doing in the 4th quarter yesterday?

I’m glad Thibs had DRose resting on the bench by then, but let’s face it… DRose in for the final 5 minutes probably would have done the East some good.

"Don Cooper, to the O.R! We have a bleeder!" - SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Feb 27, 2012 2:04 PM CST reply actions  

howard and lebron showed why they're fucking clowns there.

i was glad rose was giving them the look you give to fools.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Feb 27, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

Reading D. Rose's mind...

“What a bunch of jackass clowns.”

However, I think they need the same approach for the MLB All Star game. A puff of smoke and the players come out dancing from the dugout. Now that’s entertainment.

"I wouldn’t say I’m hitting five days a week…some weeks we won’t go at all." – Adam Dunn on his preparation routine for the 2012 season (1/24/12)

by tailgater on Feb 27, 2012 2:52 PM CST up reply actions  

love that

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 27, 2012 3:46 PM CST up reply actions  

My whole group cracked up

Rose fucking hates his competition. I love it.

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Feb 27, 2012 6:46 PM CST up reply actions  

i'm conflicted about chipmunk-cheeks bashing bryant's face in

on one hand, what a cheap-shot artist.

on the other hand, kobe.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Feb 27, 2012 2:32 PM CST up reply actions  

deng 6 min played

i’m good

Easy chief
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by Jack M on Feb 27, 2012 2:34 PM CST up reply actions  

my kid would be a star DH on a tball team.

pretty sure hes going to hit the ball better than 90 percent of them. he also throws pretty well.

fielding is going to be a major issue though. dude struggles with the glove.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 28, 2012 7:14 PM CST up reply actions  

well tim byrdak is an OF baseball product

and I think you’d appreciate his latest antics
here

by e-gus on Feb 28, 2012 7:16 PM CST up reply actions  

lol nice. i know him well. coached his nephew. also played for him in summer camps at SSC.

thats awesome. We shoulda signed him obviously.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 28, 2012 7:18 PM CST up reply actions  

while i would regularly advise against going anywhere near this wretched hive of scum and villainy

one of my favorite bands is playing the cubby bear thursday, 3/1. i guess thursdays are latin rock day there.

http://events.r20.constantcontact.com/register/event?llr=8cnaptcab&oeidk=a07e5m89u7rfe2cb9fc
http://www.cubbybear.com/events/index/m/03/y/2012/pos/1

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Feb 28, 2012 3:53 PM CST reply actions  

Does anybody have any suggestions for the best kind of tv with which to view baseballsed?

Plasma or LED or LCD? HZ? I currently view on 42" Samsung LCD but my basement has been made to be more cozy and livable since last October and like a good blogite I am going to make that my viewing center. All I have downstairs is a 32" LCD and am going to upgrade to the 47" – 55" range.

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 28, 2012 4:17 PM CST reply actions  

I spoil myself

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 28, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

i like my sharp aquos quattron

or whatever the fuck they call it. i’ve had it for 1.5 years and haven’t had any problems.

by larry on Feb 28, 2012 7:01 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a fan of plasmas

but the last time I looked seriously was 2 years ago. at that time you couldn’t get a better picture than a good plasma, but they have downsides like higher heat and energy use, sometimes picture burn in (I don’t have a problem on my 4 year old Samsung). My brother’s 2 year old Panasonic also has no problems.

by Trooper on Feb 28, 2012 7:04 PM CST up reply actions  

The heat and the energy is a big concern with the plasmas, that's for sure.

New LED LCDs are just beauty. Recently got the wife a new LED LCD monitor and the thing is just gorgeous. Granted it’s only 24", so I don’t know how well the technology scales, but I think right now it’s the sweet spot.

by South Side Expat on Feb 28, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

how big is the room?

my living room isn’t that large, but can still do front projection on a 96" diagonal screen. doesn’t get washed out too bad in my use case during daytime, so a lack of light in the basement would be even better.

my precious: http://www.epson.com/cgi-bin/Store/jsp/Product.do?sku=V11H373120

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Feb 28, 2012 7:56 PM CST up reply actions  

I would absolutely love that but it is not an option unfortunately

I was thinking I may try a plasma this time. Thanks for rec’s guys

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 28, 2012 8:08 PM CST up reply actions  

i've been through something like 6 tv's in 6 years, and i keep coming back to the plasmas.

i despise lcd for it’s washed out look especially from side angles. the led’s seem hit or miss as far as picture quality. i guess it’s what you pay in that regard. i’m still looking for the holy grail of pristine panning without blur. the only thing about plasmas is they reflect light so you need to have a sunless room. some people it doesn’t bother though.

DUNK HIS ASS

by obnoxious american on Feb 29, 2012 2:05 PM CST up reply actions  

Thanks for the input, I appreciate it

there is no sunlight in the room i will be putting this TV in so thak you for confirming my suspicions that I should purchase a plasma.

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 29, 2012 3:12 PM CST up reply actions  

that's the biggest thing. i've got a 50" plasma with a 32" lcd in my living room, but during the day the plasma has a ton of glare. the lcd is still fine.

but i end up just watching in another room.
i love the look of the new leds. very sleek. i’d probably lean that way.
although the pricing on plasmas now is a joke. they cost 30-50% less than they did 2 years ago.
definitely making them more enticing.

Some people get so rich they lose all respect for humanity. That's how rich I want to be.

by MarketMaker on Mar 1, 2012 10:06 AM CST up reply actions  

that's what i mean about the led's

you really get what you pay for. you get a lower priced one, those don’t look so good. i want an edgeless so bad.

DUNK HIS ASS

by obnoxious american on Mar 1, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

I have a 27" LG LED in my bedroom, got it free using United Miles

I like it just fine but hardly ever use it since I dislike watching TV in bed. Like you said MM, the plasma prices are very enticing. While LED has some definite positives I just don’t think they weigh much more than the cost savings, especially considering the size I want.

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Mar 1, 2012 10:53 AM CST up reply actions  

Plasmas are perfect for a basement man cave

Whether you mount it or have it on a stand, once you have it in place you won’t care about the weight, so the only thing is their being energy hogs. The heat they put off is practically a positive in a basement for most of the year.

by Yinka Double Dare on Mar 1, 2012 11:38 AM CST up reply actions  

once again thank you all for your input

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Mar 1, 2012 2:44 PM CST up reply actions  

Bought a 60" LG plasma two years ago; it is the best.

Bought a 42" LG LED on Black Friday this past Nov. It’s good, the plasma is decidedly better. The biggest advantage with the LED is the weight – mine weighs about 25 lbs, whereas the plasma is about 120 lbs. Mounting that monster to the wall was something of an undertaking.

"Santo and Carry would god awful announcers" - 815Sox

by RWShow on Feb 29, 2012 9:41 AM CST up reply actions  

CALM DOWN JACK

http://www.guardian.co.uk/football/2012/feb/28/robin-van-persie-injury-arsenal

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 28, 2012 5:16 PM CST reply actions  

oh damnit all.

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Feb 28, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

calm down colin.

at least you obliterated spurs. i’m rooting for arsenal to finish fourth. (well, i’d rather see newcastle, west brom, sunderland, norwich, wolves, or swansea finish fourth but none of those are likely, so among chelsea, liverpool and arsenal i’m rooting for arsenal all the way!)

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 28, 2012 10:30 PM CST up reply actions  

its going to happen.

3rd isn’t out of reach either.

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Feb 28, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

unless the england/redknapp thing spirals into farce

(and it might. it is the f.a. after all), there is no chance arsenal catch spurs. spurs are the better side.

by craigws on Feb 28, 2012 11:07 PM CST up reply actions  

did you see chelsea is trying to make me root against them even more?

AVB (assuming he will be there next year) is looking to acquire hulk.

http://soccernet.espn.go.com/news/story/_/id/1028258/avb-sets-sights-on-chelsea-summer-move-for-hulk?cc=5901

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 28, 2012 11:44 PM CST up reply actions  

abramovich needs to give avb the ability to completely overhaul that team.

lampard, cole, terry et al ought to go. otherwise it is always going to be mourinho’s side, regardless of how much he actually had to do with them being there in the first place.
also, terry is shite and i have been waiting for years to see him finally find his level. division 1 is probably about right. in days gone past he’d have ended up playing for rangers.

by craigws on Feb 29, 2012 12:23 AM CST up reply actions  

i agree AVB needs time to do what he wants to.

that’s why i hope he gets canned. chelsea can go back to hell.

friendly day today. most games on espn3. italy-US should be interesting. also can’t wait to see mcclean get a run for ireland.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 29, 2012 7:47 AM CST up reply actions  

assuming you heard the reports that

if he doesn’t get chelsea past napoli in the CL he’s a goner? if true, easy money on Napoli win.

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Feb 29, 2012 8:51 AM CST up reply actions  

word is mourinho was house hunting

in london the other day. whatever team he ends up with will instantly become my least favorite team.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 29, 2012 9:04 AM CST up reply actions  

um completely disagree

with ‘no chance’ and ‘completely better side’. unlikely yes, but not no chance.

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Feb 29, 2012 7:04 AM CST up reply actions  

depends on injuries to me.

also, while i’m here i’ll take time to mention jenkinson’s denarded hairstyle. what the hell is the matter with your team?

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 29, 2012 7:53 AM CST up reply actions  

did you see the picture of jenkinson in his old room?

full gooner (my future plans for my room coincide with his):

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Feb 29, 2012 8:50 AM CST up reply actions  

i see you conveniently avoided the subject

of his hairdo.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 29, 2012 8:58 AM CST up reply actions  

i find even the ugly haircuts amusing

particularly Scott Parker’s, Gervinho’s, Song’s iterations. gotta express yourself!

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Feb 29, 2012 9:11 AM CST up reply actions  

i like song's hair and don't even mind sagna's.

it’s chamakh, gervinho, and jenkinson that i have a problem with.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 29, 2012 9:14 AM CST up reply actions  

That's a tiny ass bed.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Feb 29, 2012 9:00 AM CST up reply actions  

they are seven points off,

and arsenal haven’t shown the consistency to convince me that they can catch them.

by craigws on Feb 29, 2012 2:01 PM CST up reply actions  

i'm really ok!

he left training early as a precaution, the coach said he probably could play tomorrow. if he doesn’t, good. fuck international friendlies.

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Feb 28, 2012 11:03 PM CST up reply actions  

though ofc i freaked out when i saw on my twitter tl:

“RVP LEAVES TRAINING EARLY WITH GROIN PROBLEM”

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Feb 28, 2012 11:04 PM CST up reply actions  

Action shot

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Feb 28, 2012 11:16 PM CST up reply actions  

where did you get that??

Easy chief
We’re a community - Tdogg

by Jack M on Feb 29, 2012 7:05 AM CST up reply actions  

well, he's playing.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 29, 2012 9:08 AM CST up reply actions  

I've started following Sons of Anarchy

it’s very popular (well amongst switched on types) and I kind of like it. Is this a series that any one else follows or likes?

by hoodlight on Feb 28, 2012 6:17 PM CST reply actions  

I was watching some of season 3 last night.

The second season with Henry Rollins playing a White Nationalist was like mainlining testosterone.

by South Side Expat on Feb 28, 2012 6:42 PM CST up reply actions  

I have two episodes left in Season 4

The first season is kind of cheesy but it gets gnarlier

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 28, 2012 6:53 PM CST up reply actions  

I've started where they are doing a big drug deal

with the Mexican guy from the Robert Rodriguez films, I forget his name. So what season is that?

by hoodlight on Feb 28, 2012 6:55 PM CST up reply actions  

That is the latest season (4) that just ended last December

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 28, 2012 8:10 PM CST up reply actions  

Danny Trejo!

“They call him… MACHETE.”

"Santo and Carry would god awful announcers" - 815Sox

by RWShow on Feb 29, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

too many rapes.

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Feb 28, 2012 10:02 PM CST up reply actions  

I'm a big fan.

"Santo and Carry would god awful announcers" - 815Sox

by RWShow on Feb 29, 2012 9:43 AM CST up reply actions  

Wow. If ever there were a good time to lose a passport while overseas.
McCarthy will pitch March 28 against the Seattle Mariners at the Tokyo Dome. He will be followed in the two-game series by right-hander Bartolo Colon, manager Bob Melvin said.

The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.

by Uribe Down on Feb 29, 2012 1:49 AM CST up reply actions  

so I had a dream during my nap today

I was hunting down the famous Shoeless Joe Black Betsy bat and tracked it down to a crappy Chinese fast food restaurant in the middle of nowhere. I acquired it and when I was leaving, some faceless bad dude who also wanted it started shooting at me and I was deflecting the bullets with my BHB can until one of the bullets hit me in the right nut and that was when I woke up.

baseball needs to start now.

NAOPOS

by blackoutsox on Feb 29, 2012 12:54 AM CST reply actions   2 recs

bos is actually Cormac McCarthy.

The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.

by Uribe Down on Feb 29, 2012 2:18 AM CST up reply actions  

The best part is that it was a "bad dude".

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Feb 29, 2012 9:02 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Double Dragon was much better.

Kenwo4life=ratings. Just call me Mr. USA Today.

by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 29, 2012 9:42 AM CST up reply actions  

No shit.

Bad Dudes was one of the worst games ever.

"Many people need desperately to receive this message: 'I feel and think much as you do, care about many of the things you care about, although most people do not care about them. You are not alone.'"

by U-God on Feb 29, 2012 9:55 AM CST up reply actions  

the Republican party today is like the Democratic party of not long ago...

offering only unelectable options as the presidential nominee

White Sox 2012: Helplessly rebuilding?

by greenlight on Feb 29, 2012 7:25 AM CST reply actions  

Quite so.

"Santo and Carry would god awful announcers" - 815Sox

by RWShow on Feb 29, 2012 9:44 AM CST up reply actions  

offering up an out-of-touch square-cut dude from douchechusetts with verbal diarrhea that can't stop making rich guy gaffes?

i don’t know what you mean.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Feb 29, 2012 1:05 PM CST up reply actions  

he makes gaffs for rich guys?

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 29, 2012 2:00 PM CST up reply actions  

so the kids team this year is the Indians.

we didn’t have real teams when i was in t ball. i was on the yellow team or something like that. the first time we had teams i was the Pirates. always have had a soft spot for them since then.

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by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 29, 2012 8:23 AM CST reply actions  

In T-ball, majors and seniors we had real teams but for some reason the minors were these teams:

Satellites, Meteors, Atlas, Rockets, Jets, Comets and Zephyrs. I was on the Zephyrs…our hats said Larkin Bank on them.

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Feb 29, 2012 8:40 AM CST up reply actions  

disheartening.

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by BuehrleMan on Feb 29, 2012 9:01 AM CST up reply actions  

you don't know the half of it

My dad was the coach of the Zephyrs and he drafted a handful of garbage, thinking he could teach them how to get better and rise above their lack of hand-eye coordination. We had three players who batted .000, two guys who had averages lower than Dunn did last year and we went 0-20. One of the kids who batted zero, threw a ball at my eye when I wasn’t even supposed to be expecting it and I had to sit out a game because I couldn’t see. It was more than disheartening.

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by Rhubarb on Feb 29, 2012 9:21 AM CST up reply actions  

0-20!

my pirates were 4-16. surprisingly enough we beat the “best” team 3 times and knocked them out of first. the next year as the phillies we righted the ship and went 16-0. after a disappointing year 14-6 2nd place finish as the cardinals, we became the white sox and won first the next 4 years. dominating mostly everyone along the way…but never again reaching undefeated status like the 1988 phillies.

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by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 29, 2012 9:38 AM CST up reply actions  

more disheartening tidbits from that year

Playing the Jets (the first place team and the team my next door neighbor/best friend was on) my father was out of town so my 18 year old borther had to be the coach. We were tied in the bottom of the sixth and I drove in a guy from second, we were so psyched because we were 0-18 at that time but my brother slapped the kid on the back as he was rounding third in jubilation. The Jets coach argued to the ump that the kid was out because he was touched by the 18 year old fill in coach. The ump agreed and we lost in extras. My brother still brings up how awful he felt.

For the minor league allstars we found out three days before our first game that the guy who had coached the allstars the year before had moved and had never returned the uniforms and the league forgot to get us hats. So my dad went out two days before and had red trucker hats with a tiny white star on them made for us so we had hats. But we had to wear our stupid uniforms (zephyrs, jets, etc.) with those shitty hats. It did wonders for our psyche. Our league was realllllly poor.

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by Rhubarb on Feb 29, 2012 9:56 AM CST up reply actions  

we had 2 twins on my pirates team... one of them was really bad but one was downright awful.

we were playing the 2nd worst team at the time and they only had 8 guys so we sent them the awful twin. he got his only hit of the year against us. and it knocked in a run. i think we lost 5-4 or something. what a jerk.

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by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 29, 2012 10:10 AM CST up reply actions  

we had some great battles when i was 10. probably my favorite year for little league.

my dad was the coach and it was a keeper league… so since i was 10 my dad picked 5 of the best 10 year olds in the first 7 rounds (the other 2 was one 12 year old in the 5th round and the first round pick who was 12- but had a younger brother that came with that was 10)

we ended up winning the league that season in a really close battle with the cubs and giants, who were all stacked with 12 year olds.

it set us up for a dominating run. i’m sure we played to the slaughter rule 80 percent of the games the next 2 seasons.

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by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 29, 2012 10:55 AM CST up reply actions  

I was on the Indians from 8-12 yrs.

Played in minors as 8yr old & then to the Majors as a 9yr old. I played catcher while my older brother pitched. He was dickish at first thinking I couldn’t handle it, but eventually gave in (probably my dad threatened to beat his ass-who knows).

One game I was coaching 1st. 1 player had to coach bases, no idea why. Anyway, my brother fouls a line drive right at me and the ball nailed me on the left cheek. I had to leave the game & missed a few games.

When I was 10 they let an extra all-star team play in the tourney we hosted. We were killing a team from Freeport 20-0. I had like 5-6 hits, most were extra bases. It was the only game I ever pitched, that’s how bad they were. I struck out 5 in 2 innings. We were kicked out of tourney as “ringers” after Freeport team threatened to go home.

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

by lastof12 on Feb 29, 2012 1:32 PM CST up reply actions  

my first team was the Indians, too

well first we were ‘Independent Fence’ or something, then the Independent Fence Indians.

Teach him this chant for when they are up big to demoralize the other teams:
“Ooooh, Aaaaah,
shoulda been an Indian”
repeat.

by e-gus on Feb 29, 2012 9:17 AM CST up reply actions  

that chant is great

Having been to a few of my nephews t-ball games last summer, I’m pretty sure that shit won’t fly anymore.

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by Rhubarb on Feb 29, 2012 9:26 AM CST up reply actions  

now THAT is disheartening.

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by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 29, 2012 9:39 AM CST up reply actions  

you are going to be disheartened with how things work

they don’t keep score, everyone bats in an inning…its a shit show.

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by Rhubarb on Feb 29, 2012 9:58 AM CST up reply actions  

it shouldn't have to be like that

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by Rhubarb on Feb 29, 2012 10:26 AM CST up reply actions  

Wait until he comes home from school wanting to play soccer.

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by U-God on Feb 29, 2012 11:56 AM CST up reply actions  

lol he can play soccer. it won't last. nobody in their right mind would choose that sport.

run around for 60 minutes and get nothing out of it except a kick to the shins. i hated it.

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by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 29, 2012 5:35 PM CST up reply actions  

sheeit, not unless you play goalie.

then you can get kicks to the face, too. but at least not as much running around.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Feb 29, 2012 5:44 PM CST up reply actions  

What position?

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by U-God on Feb 29, 2012 10:10 PM CST up reply actions  

winger. i was very fast, once upon a time.

my first love was always soccer though.
did you play?

by craigws on Feb 29, 2012 10:48 PM CST up reply actions  

My last atbat in highschool I was beaned by a guy who had a scholarship with Iowa

It was upstate 8 at dupage valley at kane county cougars stadium…that shit hurt. Took a linedrive to the chest while pitching in mexican league…that shit hurt more. I had a bruise the size of a basketball for three weeks. I’ve never played rugby but can imagine its brutality

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by Rhubarb on Feb 29, 2012 10:58 PM CST up reply actions  

there isn't really anything comparable for baseball.

none of those sound like fun.
i guess taking a hard-hit cricketball to the chest would hurt like all hell, but only upper-class englishmen & the 19th century colonies play it, so i wouldn’t know.

by craigws on Feb 29, 2012 11:55 PM CST up reply actions  

Aluminum bats, so fun to use but so dangerous

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by Rhubarb on Mar 1, 2012 12:04 AM CST up reply actions  

i got hit in the back of my neck by the hardest thrower in the league.

i’m still pretty convinced it was on purpose. also got hit on the mound with a line drive off the inner knee. i couldn’t get the glove down and i was a pretty awesome fielding pitcher. had the seams imprinted on my leg for like 2 weeks. then in my semi pro league i got the back of my heel sliced while i was playing first. throw was high… i jumped (got up there like a good 4 inches), came down on the bag and he came down on my foot. that shit was the worst.

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by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 1, 2012 1:25 AM CST up reply actions  

When I played water polo in high school,

I was in goal, and I got knocked out briefly one time by a direct shot to the head. That is NOT a pleasant thing, starting to snap outa that while already many feet under water and continuing to sink. Good thing pretty much everyone there was certified as a lifeguard and I got dragged up real quick. No complaints about the guy who did it either. Our coach told us and I’m sure their coach told them… very first shot you take, you don’t aim to score, you aim direct for the head in order to scare the guy.

I miss that game. I mean anything where you have to have your finger and toenails checked by the ref pregame to make sure you haven’t clipped them into sharp points is good stuff.

by South Side Expat on Mar 1, 2012 1:53 AM CST up reply actions  

sounds terrible.

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by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 1, 2012 2:08 AM CST up reply actions  

Never had a better time in my life than those

water polo days. Fuck you, Brother Rice state champ boys!

by South Side Expat on Mar 1, 2012 3:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I've always thought water polo looked like alot of fun

That was not a sport that was offered at Larkin, the only thing our pool was famous for was constantly having candy bars found at the bottom of it

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by Rhubarb on Mar 1, 2012 9:46 AM CST up reply actions  

We didn't even have a pool.

Had to drive to frickin Lockport to practice all four years. No home meets.

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by U-God on Mar 1, 2012 9:53 AM CST up reply actions  

we didn't have water polo either. we had a pool though.

had some pretty good divers at the time. i was a pretty decent swimmer but i played basketball sophomore year. i didn’t do winter sports the other 3 years.

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by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 1, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

state champs?

how many schools even play water polo?

Im going to guess around 7.

by e-gus on Mar 1, 2012 12:13 PM CST up reply actions  

True, there wasn't a Chicago Public league

when we did it, so we actually played a lot of pick up games with suburban schools. But out in the Suburbs (North Suburbs especially,) quite a few teams actually.

by South Side Expat on Mar 1, 2012 12:43 PM CST up reply actions  

same as jim for me

of course in my day my HS didnt have mens volleyball or hockey yet and they have both now. maybe they have polo as well.

by e-gus on Mar 1, 2012 2:51 PM CST up reply actions  

hockey? where did you go?

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by KenWo4LiFe on Mar 1, 2012 2:56 PM CST up reply actions  

huh. didn't realize my school had teams

let alone apparently not being awful at it.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Mar 1, 2012 3:29 PM CST up reply actions  

I still have a dent in my shin from a line drive I took at shortstop.

Only ball I ever misplayed.
heh

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by homesickalien on Mar 1, 2012 11:25 AM CST up reply actions  

I think my suckiest injury actually came from golf

I was hit in the shin by a batted ball when pitching, and my right middle finger is still bent a little weird from taking a foul ball right off the end of it while catching (and then before it was healed I jammed it into the ocean floor after a weird wave dumped me off a board), but I had a minor fracture in my hand from playing on a cow pasture of a golf course where I hit a wedge and hidden just below the surface was a buried rock. When I took the divot my club just stopped dead when it hit that rock. I lost the entire summer of golf from that.

by Yinka Double Dare on Mar 1, 2012 11:43 AM CST up reply actions  

I was a winger as well.

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by U-God on Feb 29, 2012 11:15 PM CST up reply actions  

My fiancee was a hooker in college

And yes, I never get tired of making jokes about it

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by joewho112 on Mar 1, 2012 8:41 AM CST up reply actions  

60?

Sure, when you’re twelve.

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by U-God on Feb 29, 2012 6:23 PM CST up reply actions   2 recs

well i guess we were already in little league

when we got team names.

my league was small and broke, too.
t-ball was just called ‘the farm league’ for 7-8.

we only had 6 teams, covering everyone from 9-12 years old.
facing down 12 year old fast balls at 9 years old takes stones.
it was cool though because I got to be on the same team as my brother.
He was probably 3’ tall as a 9 year old, we’d have him squat down and take the walk.
His OBP had to be .800

by e-gus on Feb 29, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

our minors was 7-10 my first year.

that was rough. then it switched the next season to 7-9. majors was 10-12 seniors was 13-15.

when i coached my brother it switched to 7-8, 9-10, 11-12, 13-14, 15-16

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by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 29, 2012 10:18 AM CST up reply actions  

t-ball was 6-8, minors 9-10, majors 11-12, seniors 13-15

The biggest challenge for us was being 13 and facing 15 year old heat.

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by Rhubarb on Feb 29, 2012 10:25 AM CST up reply actions  

i played t ball at the YMCA. we hit off the tees all the time.

my dad took some videos with his enormous video camera that was considered state of the art at the time. i hit a grand slam in one of them. (it was really a hard grounder through the shortstop and left fielders legs) but i still count it.

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by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 29, 2012 10:31 AM CST up reply actions  

our league was 11 or 12-13

one of those bastards was 6 ft tall throwing 80 or something. it was ridicuous.

DUNK HIS ASS

by obnoxious american on Feb 29, 2012 2:18 PM CST up reply actions  

t-ball is bullshit

i didn’t play until kids could pitch, which wasn’t until second grade. but yeah, first team i played on we were the cubs, unfortunately. but i dominated and we won the ship.

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Feb 29, 2012 10:42 AM CST up reply actions  

carrier league

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Feb 29, 2012 10:48 AM CST up reply actions  

you should be ashamed of yourself leading the cubs to a championship.

i would have held out!

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by KenWo4LiFe on Feb 29, 2012 10:49 AM CST up reply actions  

my t-ball team was the mets.

maybe that’s why i’ve always pitied them.

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by MarketMaker on Mar 1, 2012 10:12 AM CST up reply actions  

Anybody catch ESPN 1000 playing tidbits of

the Miami Sports Talk show (i believe it was Dan LeBetard’s show and his co host Stugotz railing on Derrick Rose? Dance-gate. Who the hell is D Rose and what gives him the right to say something about Lebron or Dwight. He’s too serious. Doesn’t smile. Fraud MVP. yada yada yada.

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by Tdogg on Feb 29, 2012 11:03 AM CST reply actions  

Dan LeBetard is a useless 300 lbs hack.

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by U-God on Feb 29, 2012 11:10 AM CST up reply actions  

He definitely is but in all fairness

he attempted to bring common sense to the conversation it was his co host that was doing the railing.

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by Tdogg on Feb 29, 2012 11:20 AM CST up reply actions  

I like Herm.

He gets the niceness.

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by U-God on Feb 29, 2012 11:57 AM CST up reply actions  

they interviewed the dumbass later.

it was one of the most ridiculous conversations i’ve ever heard. i wish they would have called him on his “who is derrick rose” bullshit though. i’d like to hear him try to convince anyone that he isn’t one of the best players in the league. embarrassing.

DUNK HIS ASS

by obnoxious american on Feb 29, 2012 2:21 PM CST up reply actions  

So this morning on the Score they had Stugotz on

and they really went after him (all in fun of course) it was actually pretty funny with the constant jabbing of Lebron.

"Rooting for the Twins is just a roundabout way of rooting for a first-round playoff bye for the Yankees." by big_fun

by Tdogg on Mar 1, 2012 8:35 AM CST up reply actions  

That's what that status meant?

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by U-God on Feb 29, 2012 11:58 AM CST up reply actions  

The bottle was empty three times ago.

The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.

by Uribe Down on Feb 29, 2012 2:20 PM CST up reply actions  

I need some advice

I’m off out for a drink on Friday with a gang of old pals and the reason is one of them starts radiotherapy next week. He had a malignant tumour on his neck and it burst during the operation to remove it. I haven’t seen him in years, nice guy not a bad bone in him.
My instinct is to joke about it – but I’m not sure whether I should just gush sympathy.
Out of all my peers this is the first time anyone of us has got properly sick. He’s 34 with two kids – :-(

by hoodlight on Feb 29, 2012 2:26 PM CST reply actions  

i had a friend who had hodgkins lymphoma

we got a little weepy about it at first, but then we joked about it constantly. that maybe because we knew it was highly treatable though. still, he went through both radiation and chemo, drinking all the way. but like you said, you havent seen the guy in years, and i don’t know if you know how his prognosis is. it just seems like dumb men that we are, can’t help but treat situations like this with humor. hope you friend beats it like mine did.

DUNK HIS ASS

by obnoxious american on Feb 29, 2012 2:35 PM CST up reply actions  

If you guys have joked in the past

I’d say or predict you will joke eventually here too. Laughter is wonderful and most sick people appreciate being as normal as possible..

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by Tdogg on Feb 29, 2012 3:05 PM CST up reply actions  

amen. And with a smile say, "How you doing man?"

Leave it up to him. Maybe he’s spoken ad nauseam about it and just wants to be one of the guys.

Best of luck to your buddy.

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by lastof12 on Feb 29, 2012 3:26 PM CST up reply actions  

joke about it. why else would you be going out for a drink?

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Feb 29, 2012 3:25 PM CST up reply actions  

BM, I trust you're watching?

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by U-God on Feb 29, 2012 3:11 PM CST reply actions  

Jack?

Rhub? Anyone?

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by U-God on Feb 29, 2012 3:16 PM CST up reply actions  

I am at work you silly bastards

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by Rhubarb on Feb 29, 2012 3:32 PM CST up reply actions  

yes i'm following all the games intermittently

RVP and Vermaelen survived, Dempsey!, England is bad.

Easy chief
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by Jack M on Feb 29, 2012 3:34 PM CST up reply actions  

England losing and Holland winning is win-win to me.

The Orange are my second team.

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by U-God on Feb 29, 2012 3:36 PM CST up reply actions  

crazy ending just now.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Feb 29, 2012 3:49 PM CST up reply actions  

And we're headed back to the top 30!

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by U-God on Feb 29, 2012 3:39 PM CST up reply actions  

get in!

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by Jack M on Feb 29, 2012 3:41 PM CST up reply actions  

watching what? the USA?

no. i watched ireland-czech republic and england-netherlands.

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by BuehrleMan on Feb 29, 2012 3:48 PM CST up reply actions  

tdogg, what's the bottom line on this hollinger piece??
This year’s Bulls look just like last year’s Bulls, right? Good enough to beat everybody except Miami with their grit and energy, but too dependent on a single star to break through. Right?
Um, not so fast. A lot more has changed here than meets the eye, and it’s been among the season’s most underrated stories.

link

by onlysoxfaninboston on Feb 29, 2012 8:06 PM CST reply actions  

Tidbit
This season, the stifling defense is still there, if not in quite as extreme flavors — the Bulls are merely second in defensive efficiency rather than first.

But offensively? Suddenly, they’re a juggernaut. Even with Rose missing nearly a third of the schedule, the Bulls are third in offensive efficiency, speaking well of how broad-based their attack has become. Six other Bulls besides Rose carry PERs above the league average, and as I noted in my piece on “BAD” rating, the Bulls haven’t had a single minute played by a player with a PER below 12.

In particular, a couple of trends stand out with Chicago. First is the substitution of offense for defense. Last season the Bulls relied heavily on two players — Keith Bogans and Kurt Thomas — who gave them very little offensively. This time around Thomas’ minutes have largely gone to Carlos Boozer and Joakim Noah, now that each is healthy, while Bogans’ time has gone to Richard Hamilton, when he’s been available, and Ronnie Brewer.

Also talks about the continued production of the bench.

His caution for Bulls fans? 2 things

The first is a simple one to understand, and it was a factor a year ago as well: All these bench players who have helped Chicago build up such a big advantage will mostly be bystanders in the playoffs.
The second, more complex one, is this: They’re looking a little too Hawks-Blazersy for my liking. Having watched those two teams heavily over the past few seasons, I know how this offensive model works out in the playoffs.

The 2nd chance points for Chicago is fantastic but this tends to disappear vs the high quality playoff teams. Its a pretty long and interesting article.

Ending:

I’m not saying Chicago can’t do it, because the Bulls have advantages those Atlanta and Portland teams couldn’t dream of in terms of defense, depth and overall talent. But if there’s a reason to be cynical about Chicago’s chances of upending Miami, this is it. The glass-half-full approach is that the Bulls’ offensive improvement this season has been a vastly underrated story and a legitimate reason to like their chances better this time around. The glass-half-empty view, however, is that it’s still not clear if it will translate to the playoffs.

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by Tdogg on Feb 29, 2012 8:32 PM CST up reply actions  

This makes me so damn proud:

Chicago being called the “mecca of American beer.”

The lords of dawn are men such as Mr. Lucy.

by Uribe Down on Feb 29, 2012 8:30 PM CST reply actions  

thanks.

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by MarketMaker on Mar 1, 2012 2:29 PM CST up reply actions  

Playoff atmosphere tonight

and uh uh….

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by Tdogg on Feb 29, 2012 8:34 PM CST reply actions  

As a long time good guy its sad watching what Tim Duncan is now....

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by Tdogg on Feb 29, 2012 8:47 PM CST up reply actions  

me and my big mouth

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by Tdogg on Feb 29, 2012 9:50 PM CST up reply actions  

Deng is not right at all, his shot has been terrible since coming back from injury.

And with zero offense on the bench, there’s just nothing the Bulls can do unless Boozer is having one of his 2 good games per week.

This is why you trade for Howard.

by Ozzie Montana on Feb 29, 2012 10:01 PM CST up reply actions  

Yep his shot is extremely flat

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by Tdogg on Feb 29, 2012 10:07 PM CST up reply actions  

Thibs had a good game today...

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by Tdogg on Feb 29, 2012 10:32 PM CST up reply actions  

stanchar'd

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Feb 29, 2012 10:43 PM CST up reply actions  

great game!

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by Jack M on Feb 29, 2012 11:29 PM CST up reply actions  

chyeah it was!

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by homesickalien on Mar 1, 2012 11:28 AM CST up reply actions  

No seriously, money's been too tight and now policymakers are getting it:
I’d say that market monetarism is on a roll. It’s now conventional wisdom that the Fed could have and should have done more. Not conventional wisdom among average people, but among the best and brightest in the blogosphere. And even Ben Bernanke believes that Fed policy has been ultra-contractionary if measured using appropriate metrics. There is growing awareness that this tight money reduced NGDP growth sharply, dramatically worsening the debt crisis in both America and Europe. And elite opinion-makers on both the left and the right are increasingly likely to see NGDP targeting as the answer.

Those who have only recently started following blogs might wonder what’s the big deal. But go back to late 2008 and see what people believed before market monetarism got going. We’ve significantly transformed elite pundit opinion on four major issues. That’s worth celebrating.

http://www.themoneyillusion.com/?p=13341

So fast he could hit a ball up the middle and it would hit him in the ass sliding into second.

by colintj on Mar 1, 2012 10:09 AM CST reply actions  

Andrew Breitbart died

He did the Anthony Weiner’s weiner pics. He may also have worked at the Drudge Report when the Monica Lewinsky thing happened.

Follow @gpierce112

by joewho112 on Mar 1, 2012 10:46 AM CST up reply actions  

i learned recently that in england they don't pronounce the word "urinal" like we do.

they pronounce it “your-eye-null”.
weird.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Mar 1, 2012 3:36 PM CST reply actions  

some great stuff in there!

highlight of my day.

Easy chief
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by Jack M on Mar 1, 2012 4:23 PM CST up reply actions  

your day must have been pretty fucking terrible.

calm down.

"michael gilhaney is an example of a man that is nearly banjaxed from the principal of the atomic theory. would it astonish you to hear that he is nearly half a bicycle?" ~~ sergeant pluck

by BuehrleMan on Mar 2, 2012 8:25 AM CST up reply actions   1 recs

Howdy.

I just found out today that I didn’t get a project I’ve been working on since November. It would have fulfilled my company’s work for most of this year. Unscrupulous business people piss me off, but life goes on.

I found out a lifelong buddy’s dad died yesterday & my older brother’s in the hospital. He had fluid buildup in his neck. He’s doing better after surgery. It’s been one hell of a week.

Anyway, I wanted to thank those that helped me a week or so ago with I-pod stuff. I was able to use 3E8 suggested YouTube tutorial to get old songs to new I-pod. THANKS TO ALL!

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

by lastof12 on Mar 1, 2012 4:00 PM CST reply actions  

hang in there and keep it real

I’ve had a pretty frustrating work week as well

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Mar 1, 2012 4:55 PM CST up reply actions  

thanks dude, I needed that

I dunno, this week has really effed with me. I hope your work crappola work week gets better too! That’s why they make vodka!

It's 106 miles to Chicago, we have a full tank of gas, 1/2 pack of cigarettes...it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses.

by lastof12 on Mar 2, 2012 8:05 AM CST up reply actions  

I new RRRR vey soon.

"Don Cooper, to the O.R! We have a bleeder!" - SkanchoDanza

by homesickalien on Mar 1, 2012 6:49 PM CST reply actions  

For those of you wih new mlb atbat app

Go to videos and look for the Jim Tracy talks about wildcard expansion video. He gives a very passionate and compelling argument in favor of it.

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Mar 1, 2012 9:18 PM CST reply actions  

There is no question its the best

Even without mlbtv premium its well worth it for the radio plus everything else

It came from afar and traveled sedately on, a shrug of eternity

by Rhubarb on Mar 1, 2012 10:17 PM CST up reply actions  

shit, just lite is worth it.

just reupped on premium. it’s got the red caps.

I love seasons too. That's why I live in a place that skips the shitty ones.

by thatshortkid on Mar 2, 2012 12:33 PM CST up reply actions  

you gentlemen inspired me to pick up a blueberry oatmeal stout.

quite lovely, especially after a few vodkas. thanks all.

DUNK HIS ASS

by obnoxious american on Mar 1, 2012 10:17 PM CST reply actions   1 recs

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