To the tune of "Sloop John B" by The Beach Boys

We come on the Sloop RV

The Sodfather and me

Around AL towns we do roam

Pitching all night

My elbow got tight

Well, it's genr'l soreness

I should start at home

/

So, bring in the closer Sale

See all the saves he gets

Call to the GM asshole, start me at home

Start me at home

I should start at home, yeah, yeah

Well, it's genr'l soreness

I should start at home

/

Well, Ozzie he got drunk

Rios was in a funk

His playing time was never taken away

Hawk and Steve Stone

Forget the three saves I've blown, yeah, yeah

Well, it's genr'l soreness

I should start at home

/

So, bring in the closer Sale

(bring in the closer Sale)

See all the saves he gets

(see all the saves he gets)

Call to the GM asshole, start me at home

Start me at home

I should start at home, start me at home

(why don't you start me at home)

Bring in the closer Sale

(Bring in the closer Sale)

Bring in the closer

Well, it's genr'l soreness

I should start at home

(start me at home)

/

Don Cooper he threw a fit,

In the 'pen he made me sit

The pervs at the SEC really love porn

Start me at home

Why don't they start me at home

This is the worst team I've ever been on

/

So, bring in the closer Sale

(bring in the closer Sale)

See all the saves he gets

(see all the saves he gets)

Call to the GM asshole, start me at home

Start me at home

I should start at home, start me at home