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The DH Not Taken

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(#14 dream WAR)

TWO DH's diverged on green grass,

And sorry I could not pencil in both

And being the GM, I threw a lateral pass

And signed them both for a surplus of cash

To where I attained absolutely no growth;

Then I signed another, just as useless,

And having perhaps the better past,

Yet he was classy with dour hubris;

And I didn't want to be Renisdorf's, Judas

I plan on getting another in next year's draft,

That morning all the fans were disheartened

For now we had another abominable DHydra

I learned nothing from the past to be embiggened

To stand up to the boss rather than be burdened,

With a mish-mash of expired parts made in China.

I shall be telling this with a sigh

Somewhere seasons and seasons hence:

Two DH's diverged on green grass, and I—

I took them both plus another, to be the fall guy ,

For sentiment I spared absolutely no expense.

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