So - does anyone have a hankerin' to actually ASK Bill Melton WTF? Or tell Wimpy how much you miss him in the booth? Ot tell the Chief what a great bullpen guy he is? You have your shot in January, 2014, if you attend White Sox Fantasy Camp. Here is what I received yesterday via e-mail:

Hello Campers,

With Spring Training well under way, we look forward to seeing you at U.S. Cellular Field when our 2013 season kicks off next month! Here are a few items of information we want to share about Fantasy Camp:

$250 Deposit will hold your Roster Spot for our 2014 Fantasy Camp! Sign up soon if you haven’t done so (form attached), and don’t forget to “Bring a Friend to Camp!”

Photos from our 2012 Camp and general information on our 2014 Fantasy Baseball Camp will be available shortly on our White Sox website at www.whitesox.com\fantasycamp

2014 CAMPER DISCOUNTS:

$250 Veteran Discount

$250 Camper Referral Discount

FAQs:

2014 Hotel Residence Inn/SpringHill Suites Glendale – located on Zanjero Boulevard across from Westgate’s sports, dining & entertainment district.

2014 Uniform – is still under consideration. We will keep you posted on the final selection.

2014 Coaches – we expect the core group of our coaching staff to return in 2014. We will keep you updated on our coaching staff roster.

Half-Day – yes, we plan to schedule Half-Day off during our Camp week.

Hot Stove Banquet – will take place at Camelback Ranch date TBD.

2014 Tentative Itinerary

Mon., Jan. 13 Hotel Check-In ~3pm | Opening Reception ~7pm at Camelback Ranch

Sun., Jan. 19 Closing Banquet ~6pm at Camelback Ranch

Mon., Jan. 20 Camp Breaks |Hotel Check-Out ~12pm

So who's in? And eff Rhubarb and his "oh, I have mouths to feed" BS.