Hey guys, just wanted to take some time to send you dickwads a message. It's been great managing the Founders these last 3 years. Did you see that Near fucker? He kept wearing glasses to the plate and I told him he must be nearsided. Nobody got that and someone actually told me it's sighted. I fired that prick.
How about those throwing guys Wells and Perez? Those assholes kept kicking our dick when they were in Toronto, so I went and signed 'em. Now look! Toronto still kicked out dick. Fuck.
So what's going on with you asshats? Umberto gonna knock you all out this year and this chick is looking awesome. I mean have you seen her?
Dayum. That's hot. I wouldn't mind taking a throw at her. Oh wait, I do! Hahahaha.
So this is the end of the 40's, let's end the Blue Gays (haha, see what I did?) run
As always if any pantymunchers wants to join this league and get donkey punched by the Barbs, that's right, I gave myself a nickname. Then come on down, we have openings. You can even play as Minnesota in my division!