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RRRR: The Longest Sentence Ever (on SSS)

Ebola is causing the stock market to fall which in turn is causing the Republicans and Democrats to point fingers, blaming each other for their billionaire donors losing a couple hundred thousand dollars that they can't give to the candidates to spend on bribing the proper officials to make it harder for poor people and minorities to vote and they blame the poor people by lowering their food stamps and postulating that all people on food stamps should get a job to pay for their red bull rather than using SNAP cards to buy that and the black and milds the corporations make so the poor people die sooner and leave children in the hands of child protective services so they can be abused by pedophiles and sadists causing those children to not go to college because they don’t have time enough to study to get scholarships because there is no way on Earth anyone can afford a college education without wealthy parents because they don't want to get in debt on top of the debt they have from predatory pay day loan corporations and credit card companies who are enabled by the slashing of regulations by the CATO Institute funded numbnut Senators who will only approve Supreme Court Justices that will make corporations have the same rights as citizens so they can give money to awful people like Scott Walker and Rick Scott to break teachers unions and put school vouchers in place in order to corporatize the US education system so Wall Street can succeed in stealing teachers pensions and have all the ignorant citizens of America believe that the teachers don't deserve an honorable retirement because they believe the teachers are the ones making their kids idiots instead of blaming themselves for horrible, hand-off parenting techniques that they learned from their babyboomer father and mothers who will vote for anyone who is white, old and has a bank account above a million dollars because trickle down theory always works except in places like Guatamala, the United States and everywhere else that we will eventually bomb so Lockheed-Martin and Northrop Grumman can produce more bombs to use in other countries where trickle down economics don't work so the government and and corporations can steal more tax dollars from the American people, so they can kill more innocent men, women and children that are on the terrorist list that the NSA made and that some Americans are on for no reason other than the fact that they made one blog post on an SB Nation site with which they stated that the government and corporations don't give a fuck about the middle class and their overpriced homes because the housing bubble was manufactured and popped on purpose in order to transfer wealth so no one has the means to actually do anything about the status quo.

What would you like to rant about? Can anyone top my 477 word sentence? Do you disagree with me? Why and how could you ever?

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