Gamethread: Anybody know a Scansion Joke?

Matt Marton-USA TODAY Sports

Because that's the anagram for "Noesi-Jackson." I tried coming up with one, but I'm dealing with other stresses right now.

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It's a little warmer, and the wind might be more favorable. That's bad news for Hector Noesi, but for the hitters?

Today's Lineups

CHICAGO WHITE SOX CHICAGO CUBS
A. De Aza - CF E. Bonifacio - 2B
Gordon Beckham - 2B Luis Valbuena - 3B
Jose Abreu - 1B Anthony Rizzo - 1B
Adam Dunn - LF Starlin Castro - SS
Dayan Viciedo - RF W. Castillo - C
Alexei Ramirez - SS N. Schierholtz - RF
Tyler Flowers - C Junior Lake - CF
Marcus Semien - 3B Chris Coghlan - LF
Hector Noesi - RHP Edwin Jackson - RHP
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