Name             AVG    HR      RBI     SB
1. D Erstad, CF         .272    2       27      7
2. J Fields, LF         .242    17      50      1
3. J Thome, DH          .261    21      66      0
4. P Konerko, 1B        .261    26      71      0
5. J Dye, RF            .249    26      66      2
6. J Uribe, SS          .220    15      52      1
7. D Richar, 2B         .211    3       9       1
8. A Gonzalez, 3B       .227    2       11      1
9. T Hall, C            .216    0       1       0

        Name             AVG    HR      RBI     SB
1. F Catalanotto, LF    .267    9       37      2
2. I Kinsler, 2B        .255    16      48      16
3. M Young, SS          .302    7       68      10
4. M Byrd, CF           .306    6       54      2
5. J Botts, DH          .228    1       8       1
6. B Wilkerson, 1B      .235    18      54      2
7. N Cruz, RF           .222    6       24      1
8. G Laird, C           .225    7       40      5
9. T Metcalf, 3B        .248    2       14      0

Love, the White Sox Marketing Department

In me, you see a man alone
Behind the wall he's learned to call his home
A man who still goes walkin' in the rain
Expecting love again

A man not lonely except when the dark comes on
A man learning to live with mem'ries of midnights that fell apart at dawn

In me, you see a man alone
Drinking up Sundays and spending them alone
A man who knows love is seldom what it seems
Only other people's dreams

[instrumental-strings]

A man learning to live with memories of midnights that fell apart at dawn

In me, you see a man alone
Drinking up Sundays and spending them alone
A man who knows love is seldom what it seems
Just other people's dreams

And I think I shall sleep well tonight
Let the world turn without me tonight

Close your eyes
Close your eyes
And forget all about us tonight

OK, that's it.  Really.  I'm sounding like colin.  I'm going to wake the wife.

6. Uribe
   
7. Richar
   
8. AGonz
   
9. Fat Toby

I'll feel much better if we start hearing more of this from management.  Wouldn't it be nice if they came out this winter and said ok, we SUCK - first order of business is getting all this garbage (Cintron, Ozuna, Owens, Erstad, MacDougal, etc) off of the roster.  Doesn't matter if we have to eat their contracts or not.