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The Anaheim Ducks have shockingly outshot each of their last 8 opponents. Also: Valentine's Day Poem-toon!

With all due apologies to Agatha Christie.

To play, or not to play: that is the question. (Cartoon!)

In honor of his upcoming 600th career goal, Sleek writes a tribute poem for Teemu Selanne.

Season Review: Oompa Lupul doompadee doo. What do you do with a kid who shoots hard?

(Author’s note: I am no real poet, but I’ve probably been too analytical lately, and my imaginary therapist says this might help.)ODE TO FRENCHY:Fedorov joined us in 2003’s summerReplacing...

Also: Chicago Blackhawks (6-9-2, 12th in west) at Anaheim Ducks (13-2-4, 1st in west)It's not as good as my Ode to Beauchemin, but it was about time I expressed my man-love to Sammy, consistently...

Edmonton Oilers (30-31-6, 11th in west) at Anaheim Ducks (40-17-11, 3rd in west)Exclusive X-Ray of Pronger’s Foot (UPDATED):Yes, it appears that the evil Oil-traitor Chris Pronger has gone and...

Stealing from the vault, here's the man-love poem I concocted back in November. See if you can spot the Mr. T reference hidden in line two:ODE TO PAHLSSONS ome fans like scorers, some fans like s...

Anaheim Ducks (0-0-0, 0 pts) at Los Angeles Kings (0-0-0, 0 pts), 9:00 amLet's start this season off with a little class and culture, shall we? Before any blood spills, I mean.L isten, dear...