2010 SEC MEDIA DAYS: PRECIOUS, BASED ON NO DISCERNIBLE NOVEL GIVE US OUR OSCAR

by Holly Anderson on Jul 23, 2010 11:21 AM CDT on Every Day Should Be Saturday

Precious takes the stand rocking the Power T lapel pin, necessary to be trusted as a human being within the Parallelogram State in much the same way as flag pins are as crucial as oxygen to career politicians. His Sabanite training kicks in and he thanks the room for their coverage, straight off....