Stories tagged with "satire"

A Guest Post From Jeff Francoeur

by Sam Page on Jul 17, 2009 5:00 AM CDT on Amazin' Avenue

As I mentioned the other day, Jeff Francoeur is a blogger, just like us! In case you aren't up to date here are some highlights from Jeff's site: Happy Birthday Delta! 80 years. Wow, you guys are get...

And That Happened

by Sam Page on Jun 12, 2009 10:46 PM CDT on Amazin' Avenue

After a devastating loss Friday, general Omar Minaya announced a surprise press conference the following morning to announce some serious personnel changes. "First I've decided the best direction to t...

A Modest Proposal To Fix The Mets

by Sam Page on May 2, 2009 7:00 AM CDT on Amazin' Avenue

Clearly the Mets are broken. Currently at 10-12, my advanced projections systems see them finishing a meager 74-88, far behind the disappointing Mets teams of recent history. To this point, most Mets ...

Millions shocked at Yankees' tarnished season

by Randy Booth on Apr 6, 2009 8:14 PM CDT on Over the Monster

NEW YORK - Chaos ensued in New York City tonight after a rough start by New York Yankees' pitcher CC Sabathia resulted in the Bronx Bombers' first loss of the season. Sabathia allowed six runs in 4.1...

The Cautionary Tale of Jeff Niemann

by R.J. Anderson on Feb 18, 2009 9:00 AM CST on DRaysBay

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Dear Omar,

by R.J. Anderson on Nov 24, 2008 12:44 PM CST on DRaysBay

If you or one of your interns just so happen to read this, I would like to give you the rundown on why you should most certainly trade for Edwin Jackson. Oh, and do so quickly so those Rays fellers do...

White Sox Acquire Javelinas, Rafters

by The Cheat on Nov 15, 2008 2:10 PM CST

SURPRISE, AZ -- In an unprecedented move, the Chicago White Sox acquired one-third of the Arizona Fall League Saturday. The Arizona Fall League has been called a finishing school for top prospects....

BREAKING NEWS: ALCS "Not the WWF"

by 0157H7 on Oct 12, 2008 12:46 PM CDT on Over the Monster

By the Aggravated Press via cache.daylife.com St. Petersburg, FL: In an early morning press conference, David "Big Papi" Ortiz discussed the American League Champsionship Series. He expanded upon ...

BREAKING NEWS: Sox to Turn Back the Clocks

by 0157H7 on Oct 9, 2008 11:17 AM CDT on Over the Monster

By the Aggravated Press via boston.redsox.mlb.com Boston, MA - Red Sox officials called an impromptu press conference yesterday evening to address the future of the organization. A tearful John He...