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The Doping-Clearing Board Speaks
Contador Cleared Of Doping By International Cycling Federation's Doping-Clearing Board. The DCB, yes, it does have a ring to it, doesn't it?
Big Ten v. SEC: Are Our Fans Crazier Than Theirs?
There are, in life, certain timeless questions. "Did President Obama borrow his ‘Yes, we can!’ mantra from Bob the Builder?" "Will it be possible for ‘Saturday Night Live’ to get Mike Myers back to play Andrew W.K. in a sketch spoofing ‘Destroy Build Destroy’?" "Is Erin Andrews all right?" "Do SEC...
A little Onion humor
Saw this the other day. It's a little weird, but funny. But, that's The Onion for you.
Message Board Poster Demands Action From Quiet White Sox Front Office
ALSIP -- A prominent member of one of the largest, most influential White Sox message boards demanded action in what has become a rather quiet off-season. WSChamps05, or Patrick Lemke as he is known IRL (in real life), was reported to have written a missive titled "This Off Season SUX" before it...
A New Closer And Other Baseball Notes
Is there another change in closers occurring in the A.L. West? Texas Rangers' manager Ron Washington looks close to removing C.J. Wilson as the team's closer. Look for Eddie Guardado, another lefty, to get the first chance. I wouldn't be surprised to see Guardado rack-up a lot of saves in a...
UNC Athletics Takes Over the Onion
I've been negectful in my Finest News Source reading of late - I didn't pick up last week's print issue of the Onion until tonight while I was picking up dinner. Which is why I'm probably the last to see this: Nice to have an explanation - if only Hartz was actually on faculty. What kind of shoddy...
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