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I've received 3 emails in the past 48 hours from the same person, all written in what I presume to be japanese. The following is the three emails as translated by google. I'm posting it here for both our own amusement, and the off chance that someone here can actually help communicate with this person.

First Email:

正確にはハジメマシテになるのかな? 私は詩織だよ!!
結論から言うと?私結婚してるんだけどね、恋愛したいって言うか?まぁ、不倫したいなって思ってメール書いてるんだけどね。
何でアドレス知ってるの?って思うかもしれないけど、前にヤフーだかライブドアだかの掲示板で見てさ
おお!この人連絡取りたい~!って思ってメモったんだよね。
でも私も不倫初めてだし?お互いに問題になるのは嫌だから色々考えてたら遅くなってしまった!
とりあえずこっちの不倫の準備は万端だから!!!!
って事で当たって砕けろでメールをさせてもらったの!
随分時間経っちゃったし?期待はしてないけど良いお返事来ればいいな!!
Translated:
It becomes accurate in the ハジメマシテ kana? I am poem weaving! You say with... me you have gotten married from conclusion, but it is, you want to fall in love saying, saying, or... the ま ぁ, immorality we would like to do becoming and thinking the mail writing, but the る it is. Address knowing with something, the る? However perhaps, the っ て you think, seeing with the bulletin board, whether it is the ヤフー before, or is the live door of,! This human communication we would like to take, -! The っ て thinking, it made a note, it is is, don't you think?. So I produced immorality for the first time and therefore... it becomes mutually problem hate the variety thinking, became the cod slow! Therefore temporarily the preparation of this immorality everything! Hitting with っ て thing, break with it had being able to point to the mail! Extremely the time sutra っ ち ゃ っ it is to do... expectation however it is not done, the good reply should have come!
Second email:
私の自己紹介とかさ無いのに何って感じだよね?

名前は詩織だよ!
呼ぶときは詩織でいいからね!
年齢は?31歳
結婚暦6年で子供はな~し
仕事はエステサロン勤務
休日は自由だから心配はしないで~!

こんな感じかな。
メールもいいけどやっぱ会ってみないとわかんないしね!!
そんな訳なんだけど。
あ、ドコ住んでるの?
それってかなり重要じゃない?

Translated:
It is no っ て feeling to there is no my self introduction and an umbrella don't you think?? Name is poem weaving! When calling, don't you think? with poem weaving from calling! The child - it does age in 31 year marriage calendar 6 years, therefore as for work as for エステサロン duty holiday freedom as for worry without doing, -! Such a feeling kana. However also the mail is good and unless the っ ぱ you try meeting, there is no わ can, die! But such a meaning what The あ, the ドコ living, the る? That っ て considerably the importance it is not?
Third email:
http://cbat.page.ne.jp/jxx/
↑このサイト入って私のプロフ写真見てくれない?
名前は詩織でログインしてるから!
同じ地域の人ならどこで撮ったかすぐわかるはず!!
あと、プロフに携帯番号載せておいたから電話くれてもいいよ☆
ちょっと旦那の事でこのメールは危険かもとか思ったからさ。
連絡はサイトか電話で連絡取り合おうよ!
無料で使えるから問題無いよね!サイトにも確認してるから心配はないよ!
写真見てくれたらなんだ!近いじゃん!って思うはず☆
まぁ、私の覚悟が本気だっていうのがわかってもらえればいいからさ!!
http://cbat.page.ne.jp/jxx/
↑ココか、電話で連絡してね!!
待ってるね!!(*^3^)/チュッ☆
Translated:
Http: This sight of the //cbat.page.ne.jp/jxx/ ↑ entering, my プロフ photograph you do not see? Because name log in has done with poem weaving! If the local people same the expectation which knows immediately you took somewhere,! Because after, portable number it placed in the プロフ, because the telephone it is possible to give * as for this mail danger or the origin you thought with thing of the just a little master. Communication communication probably will scramble by the sight or the telephone! Being free, because you can use, there is no problem, don't you think?! Because you verify even in the sight, there is no worry! When the photograph you see, it is what! It is close it is! Because the っ て the expectation which is thought * the ま ぁ, my preparedness could have that you say knowing even seriousness,! Http: Communicating by the //cbat.page.ne.jp/jxx/ ↑ coconut or the telephone, don't you think?! Waiting, don't you think? the る! (*^3^) / チュッ *