The White Sox haven't won a World Series since 1917. With that rich, winning tradition fresh in his mind, Ozzie Guillen is already making plans for when he leads the White Sox to the promised land.
"I will think about it. I will think about it twice. The way I'm thinking right now, I will tell (general manager) Kenny Williams to get another manager and I'll get the (bleep) out of here. I'll make more money signing autographs instead of dealing with this (bleep)."