Upon arrival, you will be subsequently "[dropped] in the middle of Harvard"--which I suppose means The Pit, or the circle of tourists in front of the John Harvard statue--to fend for yourself.
You will have nothing at your disposal. No cell phone, no bat, no glove, no pen, no paper, no World Series ring. But you will find a list of Harvard-centric challenges which I have devised that you must complete.
Successfully execute the items, one by one, and you will prove your point to the entire world: you can, indeed, survive Harvard. And you may very well be smarter than a lot of people here.
To be clear, I am completely serious about this.
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