Sox: Owens, CF; Cabrera, SS; Swisher, LF; Konerko, 1B; Dye, RF; Pierzynski, C; Crede, 3B; Uribe, 2B; Floyd, P
Young, CF; Burke, 2B; Upton, RF; Jackson, 1B; Snyder, C; Reynolds, 3B; Salazar, LF; Ojeda, SS; Haren, P
"I could get on base," said another Second City stage alum, "Cheers" sitcom star George Wendt. "I'd be the opposite of Bill Veeck's little-person stunt. My belly would be so far over the plate they'd either have to walk me or hit me."