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Spring Training Game #20: White Sox @ D'backs -- Gavin Floyd vs. Dan Haren

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Time: 3:05 p.m. CT, TV: CSN, MLB.tv (Live Boxscore; MLB Gameday)

Sox: Owens, CF; Cabrera, SS; Swisher, LF; Konerko, 1B; Dye, RF; Pierzynski, C; Crede, 3B; Uribe, 2B; Floyd, P

Young, CF; Burke, 2B; Upton, RF; Jackson, 1B; Snyder, C; Reynolds, 3B; Salazar, LF; Ojeda, SS; Haren, P

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Interested in a "Billy Crystal"-like baseball gig?
"Yes, I would consider it," said comedian George Lopez, an avid White Sox fan. "I can't hit or throw, but Ozzie Guillen and I would be the perfect fit. I know all the bad words in Spanish."

"I could get on base," said another Second City stage alum, "Cheers" sitcom star George Wendt. "I'd be the opposite of Bill Veeck's little-person stunt. My belly would be so far over the plate they'd either have to walk me or hit me."

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