Filed under: Satire We'll Always Have The Ticker Tape Parade... By homesickalien Oct 2, 2009, 11:14am CDT Share this story Share this on Facebook Share this on Twitter Share All sharing options Share All sharing options for: We'll Always Have The Ticker Tape Parade... Reddit Pocket Flipboard Email October 2005 was funner. Shock and awe sweep over the city, as Chicago is eliminated from the 2016 Olympic discussion in the first round of voting this morning. Also, the Twins are still clawing at the division. More From South Side Sox Team USA secures its spot in the WBC finals Imagine the White Sox losing to the Diamondbacks Gamethread: Diamondbacks at White Sox South Side Sox Player of the Week (March 9-16): Carlos Pérez Sox Populi Postgame Podcast 15 — World Baseball Classic Semifinal! White Sox 6, Mariners 2: my first win of the spring!