Jeff Suppan may get the Pavano-bump as a pitcher the Sox have faced before, but not since the Jerry Manuel Era. Also, he gets the benefit of facing the most cringe-inducing White Sox lineup since Andy Gonzalez.
Seriously, Brian Anderson 5th. AJ Pierzynski 4th. Those two would be batting 8th and 9th on a good team, which this obviously is not, at least not tonight.
/hopes preceding paragraphs serve as reverse-jinx.