- Paul Konerko hit a homerun and the rest of the White Sox offense put up about as much of a fight as Perez Hilton against Will.i.am, unless you count their usual 9th inning shutout-avoiding run. Maybe they had forgotten about the HR?
- Once again the Sox failed to put up much of an effort against a pitcher they've never seen before. This is were I would post the ugly table, but I've lost track since interleague play began and the game notes that I link every game -- does anyone bother to click those? -- doesn't appear to have it either.
- John Danks supposedly didn't have it early. I missed the first two innings, which means he looked great to me.
- Gordon Beckham might want to rethink the playfully ironic walk-up music. He entered the day hitting .083/154/.083 when taking his cuts after hearing the strained squealing of The Outfield compared to .296/.424/.519 without it. Add another 0-3 with a K and that home line looks even worse. At least he had a pretty nice game in the field.
By The Cheat