- Signed DH/1B/OF Adam Dunn for 4/$56MM
- Signed C A.J. Pierzynski for 2/$8MM
- Signed 1B Paul Konerko for 3/$37.5MM
- Traded RHP Scott Linebrink and $3.5MM to ATL for RHP Kyle Cofield
- Non-tendered RHP Bobby Jenks and LHP Erick Threets
- Signed C/1B/DH Victor Martinez for 4/$50MM
- Signed RHP Joaquin Benoit for 3/$16.5MM
- Signed RHP Al Alburquerque to a major league deal
- Non-tendered RHP Zach Miner
- Traded SS J.J. Hardy, UTIL Brendan Harris, and $500K to BAL for RHP Brett Jacobson and RHP Jim Hoey
- Won bid on Japanese import INF Tsuyoshi Nishioka
- Signed INF Jack Hannahan to minor league contract with invite to spring training
- Signed C/1B Paul Phillips to minor league deal
- Non-tendered 1B/3B/OF Josh Fields
- Signed OF Jeff Francoeur for 1/$2.5MM with mutual $3MM 2012 option
- Are on the verge of signing OF Melky Cabrera for 1/$1.5MM
- Traded OF David DeJesus to OAK for RHP Vin Mazzaro and LHP Justin Marks
I'm having a hard time figuring out exactly which team is the punchline.