Yep, he walks on water
I would expect a season like that would have him as the White Sox most valuable bat, and as a (hopefully fine defensive) second baseman have him receiving more than a handful of MVP votes.
Carlos Quentin will have to be next. Somehow I doubt he eclipses the nearly 600 at-bats of .854 OPS projected by you guys for Beckham.
Anyway, here's the full data. Don't stare at it too long, you might get a contact high.