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Twelve little ballplayers,
fresh out of heaven.
One was traded for Big Jim.
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And then there were eleven.

Eleven little ball players,

all powerful men.

One forgot how to pitch.

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And then there were ten.


Ten little ballplayers,

still looking fine.

Another one to the Phillies?

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And then there were nine.

Nine little ballplayers,

isn't this great?

One got California cool

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And then there were eight.

Eight little ballplayers,

Swinging those sticks.

Two were declared fungible.

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And then there were six.

Six little ballplayers,

something doesn't jive.

One couldn't stay healthy.

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And then there were five.

Five little ballplayers,

at one time there were more.

One got old very quick.

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And then there were four.

Four little ballplayers,

this is killing me.

One was fat and bitched and moaned.

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And then there were three.

Three little ballplayers,

with nothing much to do.

One moved on to South Beach.

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And then there were two.

To be concluded...

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