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SSS1 standings:
| Rank | Team | W-L-T | Pct | Div | GB | Last Week | Waiver | Moves | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Big Hurt Division | |||||||||
| 1. | e-gus Intimidators | 1-0-0 | 1.000 | 1-0-0 | - | 1-0-0 | 16 | 8 | |
| 4. | the bunk | 1-0-0 | 1.000 | 1-0-0 | - | 1-0-0 | 14 | 6 | |
| 6. | Put Me in Coach | 1-0-0 | 1.000 | 1-0-0 | - | 1-0-0 | 8 | 2 | |
| 7. | Black Soxx | 1-0-0 | 1.000 | 0-0-0 | - | 1-0-0 | 11 | 6 | |
| 11. | jackie hayes | 0-1-0 | .000 | 0-1-0 | 1 | 0-1-0 | 15 | 7 | |
| 12. | Autopicking To 1st | 0-1-0 | .000 | 0-1-0 | 1 | 0-1-0 | 10 | 2 | |
| 13. | The Ventura Bros. | 0-1-0 | .000 | 0-1-0 | 1 | 0-1-0 | 5 | 1 | |
| 14. | Boys on the Dock | 0-1-0 | .000 | 0-0-0 | 1 | 0-1-0 | 9 | 1 | |
| Baines Division | |||||||||
| 2. | OurDyingBrains | 1-0-0 | 1.000 | 1-0-0 | - | 1-0-0 | 7 | 5 | |
| 3. | Indamouts | 1-0-0 | 1.000 | 1-0-0 | - | 1-0-0 | 4 | 2 | |
| 5. | Krasmer | 1-0-0 | 1.000 | 0-0-0 | - | 1-0-0 | 1 | 6 | |
| 8. | IfIWinGioIsInnocent | 0-0-1 | .500 | 0-0-1 | 0.5 | 0-0-1 | 12 | 3 | |
| 9. | Rhub | 0-0-1 | .500 | 0-0-1 | 0.5 | 0-0-1 | 13 | 6 | |
| 10. | Dawg Pound | 0-1-0 | .000 | 0-0-0 | 1 | 0-1-0 | 2 | 2 | |
| 15. | usualsuspect | 0-1-0 | .000 | 0-1-0 | 1 | 0-1-0 | 6 | 8 | |
| 16. | Pedrophile Mustache | 0-1-0 | .000 | 0-1-0 | 1 | 0-1-0 | 3 | - |
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SSS 2 (Drafting Sunday at 3pm CST)
| Rank | Team | W-L-T | Pct | Div | GB | Last Week | Waiver | Moves | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| The Nellie Fox Division | |||||||||
| 2. | Can't Hack Its | 12-2-0 | .857 | 12-2-0 | - | 12-2-0 | 3 | 8 | |
| 6. | Kyle's HD Performers | 8-4-2 | .643 | 8-4-2 | 3 | 8-4-2 | 11 | 7 | |
| 11. | JoeWho112 | 4-8-2 | .357 | 4-8-2 | 7 | 4-8-2 | 13 | 6 | |
| 15. | IsayTada YousayHito | 2-12-0 | .143 | 2-12-0 | 10 | 2-12-0 | 16 | 4 | |
| The Luke Appling Division | |||||||||
| 1. | Scumbags | 13-1-0 | .929 | 13-1-0 | - | 13-1-0 | 7 | 4 | |
| 8. | Reservoir Dogs | 8-5-1 | .607 | 8-5-1 | 4.5 | 8-5-1 | 12 | 4 | |
| 9. | Dennehy | 5-8-1 | .393 | 5-8-1 | 7.5 | 5-8-1 | 14 | 7 | |
| 16. | Viciedo's Kick Line | 1-13-0 | .071 | 1-13-0 | 12 | 1-13-0 | 6 | 8 | |
| The Luis Aparicio Division | |||||||||
| 4. | Ozzieismyhomeboy | 10-4-0 | .714 | 10-4-0 | - | 10-4-0 | 1 | - | |
| 7. | Grzlby | 9-5-0 | .643 | 9-5-0 | 1 | 9-5-0 | 10 | 4 | |
| 10. | Cornfield Vodka | 5-9-0 | .357 | 5-9-0 | 5 | 5-9-0 | 15 | 6 | |
| 13. | SouthSideIrish | 4-10-0 | .286 | 4-10-0 | 6 | 4-10-0 | 4 | 4 | |
| The Minnie Minoso Division | |||||||||
| 3. | Zev's Snowspeeders | 10-3-1 | .750 | 10-3-1 | - | 10-3-1 | 2 | 5 | |
| 5. | Flying Dingos | 9-4-1 | .679 | 9-4-1 | 1 | 9-4-1 | 8 | 7 | |
| 12. | wu's Thigh Lords | 4-9-1 | .321 | 4-9-1 | 6 | 4-9-1 | 5 | - | |
| 14. | Operation Shutdown | 3-10-1 | .250 | 3-10-1 | 7 | 3-10-1 | 9 | 5 |
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