Exposed: Yolmer is a bit uncertain without his power shade goggles, like a reverse Clark Kent.
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Forget the batter, Xavier Cedeno is trying to catch whoever’s been eating all the wasabi sunflower seeds in the White Sox dugout.
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Dylan Cease, he who shall not be named. (Seriously, brother was a top prize in the Jose Quintana deal, can we get his name on a uniform?)
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As the only one on the team courageous enough to raise his leg for an action pose, it’s clear: Miguel Gonzalez does yoga.
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Imagine the frustration: Yolmer is stuck as the subject of photo day while a delicious prank is being committed, just out of his grasp.
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This is how Jake Burger warns pitchers after they say he looks too much like Bobby Jenks.
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A fresh-faced Tyler Saladino reacquaints himself with his bat.
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Eloy Jimenez indulges a “Babe Ruth Called Shot” photo. He’s like, “You guys don’t realize I’m going to do this for real one day, do you.”
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Jace Fry teases the batter.
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Luis Alex Basabe, pondering.
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Aaron Bummer, mesmerized.
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Casey Gillaspie is displaying approximately 21% more patience with photo day than his brother Conor did.
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Jacob May is keeping the lid tight.
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Thyago Vieira has the best smile on the team. I’m picturing him out on the mound singing Otis Redding’s “The Happy Song”.
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Jordan Guerrero, and his faraway eyes. You didn’t end up getting Rule Fived, Jordan. Come back to us...
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If Charlie Tilson doesn’t self-destruct in a new and exotic way this season, we just found our matinee idol for 2018.
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Tim Anderson heard all of the naysayers last year. He is going to make them pay, one by one.
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Someone just reminded Reynaldo Lopez he wasn’t called up until August 11 last year.OK, maybe Thyago has already been supplanted as owner of the best smile on the team.