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Gamethread: Twins at White Sox

Get out the brooms? Get out the brooms!

By Year of the Hamster
Ice Storm: The White Sox can’t get enough of that lovey-dovey stuff.

Because you haven’t been told to enough times yet:

Hey, at least last night Pito got back to playing like a legit All-Star. So #VoteAbreu!

The Lucas Giolito Experience attempts a second straight performance where he’s asked out for an encore. Thoughts & prayers that his curveball bites the Twinkies in the ass today.

Twins third-base coach Gene Glynn was put on administrative leave after his outburst on Wednesday night.

Naw, just fooling ya. Glynn woke up at 5:30 a.m., read a bible verse, had two pieces of dry white toast, a decaf coffee, and headed to the ballpark, like he does every day.

The White Sox face Jake “He Should Have Used Odorono” Odorizzi in the finale.

***Leadoff DH Alert*** ***Leadoff DH Alert*** ***Leadoff DH Alert*** ***Leadoff DH Alert***

I’m going with the third inning for today’s Paul Molitor eruption.

Poll

When will Paul Molitor go ham and get redassed?

This poll is closed

  • 4%
    1st inning
    (1 vote)
  • 0%
    2nd inning
    (0 votes)
  • 4%
    3rd inning
    (1 vote)
  • 9%
    4th inning
    (2 votes)
  • 18%
    5th inning
    (4 votes)
  • 18%
    6th inning
    (4 votes)
  • 9%
    7th inning
    (2 votes)
  • 9%
    8th inning
    (2 votes)
  • 0%
    9th inning
    (0 votes)
  • 4%
    Extra innings
    (1 vote)
  • 9%
    Pregame
    (2 votes)
  • 0%
    Postgame
    (0 votes)
  • 13%
    On the flight out of Chicago
    (3 votes)
22 votes total Vote Now

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