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Helluva flu Eloy's got, huh? https://t.co/gRcFxLE6zB
— South Side Sox (@SouthSideSox) August 6, 2018
FANS: We want Eloy! We want Eloy!
— South Side Sox (@SouthSideSox) August 6, 2018
HAHN: There continues to be various developmental matters that each of them are working on.
FANS: Eloy's hitting .400. Kopech's murdering Triple-A!
HAHN: We're trying to put them in the best position to have long-term success.
FANS: [Hard stare] https://t.co/gRcFxLE6zB
FANS: We want Keon Barnum!
— South Side Sox (@SouthSideSox) August 6, 2018
HAHN: There continues to be various developmental matters he is working on.
FANS: 4 billion years from now, the sun will explode and destroy Earth!
HAHN: We're trying to put him in the best position to have long-term success.
FANS: [Hard stare] https://t.co/gRcFxLE6zB
FANS: We want Jared Mitchell!
— South Side Sox (@SouthSideSox) August 6, 2018
HAHN: There continues to be various developmental matters he is working on.
FANS: Just kidding, Rick, we know he ripped is leg up and is out of baseball!
HAHN: We're trying to put him in the best position to have long-term success.
FANS: [Hard stare] https://t.co/gRcFxLE6zB
FANS: We want Cannon King!
— South Side Sox (@SouthSideSox) August 6, 2018
HAHN: There continues to be various developmental matters he is working on.
FANS: Just kidding, Rick, he was a nepotism pick arranged by Dennis Gilbert.
HAHN: We're trying to put him in the best position to have long-term success.
FANS: [Hard stare] https://t.co/gRcFxLE6zB
FANS: We want Trayce Thompson!
— South Side Sox (@SouthSideSox) August 6, 2018
HAHN: There continues to be various developmental matters he is working on.
FANS: Kidding, Rick, but we'll take him if Klay comes to play for the Bulls.
HAHN: We're trying to put him in the best position to have long-term success.
FANS: [Hard stare]
FANS: We want Bobby Seay!
— South Side Sox (@SouthSideSox) August 6, 2018
HAHN: There continues to be various developmental matters he is working on.
FANS: Rick, he's a first-rounder we never signed. He's 40 now.
HAHN: We're trying to put him in the best position to have long-term success.
FANS: [Hard stare]
FANS: We want Ken Plesha!
— South Side Sox (@SouthSideSox) August 6, 2018
HAHN: There continues to be various developmental matters he is working on.
FANS: Rick, the White Sox drafted him in 1965. And, he's dead.
HAHN: We're trying to put him in the best position to have long-term success.
FANS: [Hard stare]
Submitted without prejudice, your four-game winning streak Chicago White Sox!
José Abreu has recorded 4 straight multi hit efforts (.500, 8-16, 3 HR) & is hitting .412/.474/.863 with 5 doubles, 6 home runs, 11 RBI & 15 runs scored over his last 13 games.
— Chicago White Sox (@whitesox) August 6, 2018
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: @NBCSChicago & @espn (out-of-market only)
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And, the Yanquis. I can remember a time where if a Bronx Bomber uttered something so unbelieveably wholesome as “starting fresh,” he’d be mugged, on principle:
Starting fresh in Chicago.
— New York Yankees (@Yankees) August 6, 2018
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Pro Tip: In the category of “animation used to justify paying someone in the organization a couple grand,” if you hit “play” on the above tweet, Didi Gregorious and Brett Gardner (is that who they are? Sorry, these Yanks are just a bunch of square-jawed Marvel comix characters to me) sort of twitch a little bit.