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Gamethread: Yankees at White Sox

It’s the Dawning of the Age of Ryan LaMarre, Mach 2!

MLB: Kansas City Royals at Chicago White Sox
I Was Saying Boo-urns: Insert box-checking smartassery here.
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Submitted without prejudice, your four-game winning streak Chicago White Sox!

And, the Yanquis. I can remember a time where if a Bronx Bomber uttered something so unbelieveably wholesome as “starting fresh,” he’d be mugged, on principle:

Pro Tip: In the category of “animation used to justify paying someone in the organization a couple grand,” if you hit “play” on the above tweet, Didi Gregorious and Brett Gardner (is that who they are? Sorry, these Yanks are just a bunch of square-jawed Marvel comix characters to me) sort of twitch a little bit.