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Ed. Note: With recent cutbacks in our budget reflecting a move toward automation and homogenization of sports journalism, it has been suggested we take on the services of new AI game-recapping technology. Our program is called Robby the Recapper. I fed it every C.C. Sabathia start against the White Sox, as well as our recent gamethreads and recaps. This is his story.
HELLO I AM ROBBY THE RECAPPER.
HELLO
HEL—
ROBOT
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Today is the game of between New York players and it is Chicago players.
HELLO
There was no rain.
There was no meandering rivers.
I AM ROBBY THE RECAPPER.
I am from Tuscola. Where are you
HERE IS MY BOX SCORE do you like it.
The game was meandering into Somonauk and meandering into Sandwich.
Aaron Judge.
I AM ROBBY.
“More to come” said Eloy.
Yesterday was rain.
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HELLO THIS IS ELOY.
Eloy was 0-FOR-3 no big flys on the porch.
Hey you don’t watch that watch this. This is the heavy heavy monster sound. The nutsiest sound around. You can wear it.
Chicago players lost today 1-0.
Chicago players lost today 4-0.
CC SABATHIA pitched meanderingly.
CC SABATHIA beats Chicago players every time.
CC at pot roast. Ate pot roast.
Yankees.
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Yolmer 2nd base. The ball was dropped lickety-split. Chicago players lost lickety-split. Yolmer error. White Sox meandering players lost lickety-split 4-0.
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Videos embedded.
Yolmer has no options.
Hello from Yankee Stadium it’s Jason Benetti and Steve Stone, alive.
It’s @stevestone’s....Key. To. The. Game. pic.twitter.com/Qq25wUxExl
— Jason Benetti (@jasonbenetti) April 13, 2019
Sassy.
CRAZY BREAD!
IvÁn Nova was mad six strong innings earned run but it was Yolmer’s error that made an earned run?
One hit was JosÉ RondÓn but he didn’t come home. Chicago players.
C.C. Sabathia fat pot roast five innings no runs three strikeouts 42 strikes fat.
George Costanza cursed with self-awareness.
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White Sox lost. Do you like White Sox? Lets talk about White Sox.
Find White Sox players
{REBOOTING ... REBOOTING ... REBOOTING SOFTWARE ... REEBO}
Here was my catch
White Sox players at four wins and nine losses.
Tomorrow is Carlos RodÓn and Masahiro Tanaka will play maps.
Base-Ball.
Meandering.
White Sox Twitter.
HELLO.
I AM ROBBY THE RECAPPER.
See you some-time.
Good-by.