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Minnesota Twins v Chicago White Sox
Caption hed here: White Sox player does a sliding wrong way. Correct the form.
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[With recent cutbacks in our budget reflecting a move toward automation and homogenization of sports journalism, it has been suggested we take on the services of new AI game-recapping technology. Our program is called Robby the Recapper. Robby first helped us out in April. I fed it every Michael Pineda start against the White Sox, as well as our recent gamethreads and recaps. This is his story.—YOTH]


HELLO I AM ROBBY THE RECAPPER.

HELLO

HEL—

ROBOT

Radiana
Professor Popjie’s invention, Radiana, a pair of mechanical hands, containing human bones, which responded to electricity. Here Radiana is seen shaving a man with an ordinary razor.
Photo by Topical Press Agency/Getty Images

Hello are you here? Hello.

Today is the game of between Minnesota players and it is Chicago players.

I AM ROBBY THE RECAPPER.

Where are you

Kansas City Royals v Chicago White Sox Photo by Nuccio DiNuzzo/Getty Images

Five home runs. Nelson Cruz and Max Kepler like home runs. Two homeruns for Nelson two homeruns for Max home run! Miguel Sáñó had only one! Only one homerun!


breadandbutterbreadandbutterbreadandbutter


21 home runs mad max

TWINKIES

Hostess Twinkies Return To Stores After Chapter 11 Bankruptcy Photo by Kevork Djansezian/Getty Images

HELLO

There was no rain.

No TV and no bear make something something something something.

HERE IS MY BOX SCORE do you like it.

LONDON

ice cream nachos

I AM ROBBY.

“Hello, Mom” said Eloy.


“Hello, Eloy” said Mom.

HELLO THIS IS ELOY.

Eloy was 1-FOR-4 one big flys on the patio.

Pinwheel spark break loose and roll where you stop nobody knows. You can wear it.

Chicago players lost today 4-1.

Chicago players lost today 8-2.

Chicago players lost today 10-3.

They may have to start moving the vendor carts back.

michael pineda tongue

TWINKIES beats Chicago players every time.

“I feel tricked”

Twinkies.

Yolmar Senchez cannot breathe. Triple double play breathe.

Videos embedded.

Charlie Tilson three error season

Minnesota Twins v Chicago White Sox Photo by David Banks/Getty Images

Ryan Cordell zero error season OUCH.

Daniel Palka.

Hello from Guaranteed Rate Field the Rate it’s Jason Benetti and Steve Stone, alive.

Sassy.

HI STEVE!

IvÁn Nova was pitched six earned run innings ball flying out of the park!

surprise! ivan the mediocre

Click the link.

One walk 12 strikeouts three four James McCann SEND JAMES MCCANN TO THE ALL STARS GAME russian dancing

BAWEBALL!

Michael Piñeda 88 pitches 63 strikeouts wins. Tongue. Six innings no home runs. cy young

Ivan is about toast for this one

Toast Photo by Chaloner Woods/Getty Images

base-ball!

White Sox lost. Do you like White Sox? Lets talk about White Sox.

Find White Sox players

{REBOOTING ... REBOOTING ... REBOOTING SOFTWARE ... REEBO}

Here was my catch

White Sox players at 38 wins and 42 losses. Good!

Tomorrow is Lucas Giolito CY YOUNG and Lewis Thorpe Twins NO9 prospect HELLO LEWIS

Base-Ball.

Baseball!

gofer balls!

White Sox Twitter.

HELLO.

I AM ROBBY THE RECAPPER.

Tomorrow is WGN and WGN and WGN and WGN and 1:10 p.m. Leigh Allan is signing show tunes tomorrow is ballgame.

I likebaseball!

See you some-time.

I AM ROBBY THE RECAPPER.

Good-by.