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A couple dozen fave snaps from the grab-ass segment of early spring
Sí, Jimmy Biceps, nosotros sabemos.
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Oh, for crying out loud this is getting out of hand.
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True confession, I didn’t remember the White Sox had a pitcher named “Bryan Mitchell” until just now.
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Top button, not popped? Rehabbing Carlos Rodón has in fact been away from the game for a while.
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Please, Micker Adolfo, don’t hurt ’em.
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Steve Cishek demonstrates a grip for a Wiffleball pitch unseen since the days of Shingo “Frisbee” Takatsu.
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James McCann, improbably, is obscuring the McCannon.
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Zack Burdi has been through several surgeries and setbacks over the past few seasons, yet manages in this photo to look approximately 14 years old.
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Edwin Encarnación is sort of a badass.
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And his home-run lumber gives AL starters the chills.
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Something about Dallas Keuchel’s toy teal glove and the hillbilly handfishing sleeve/beard seems delightfully out of place.
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La Pantera is not effing around.
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That’s sassy! Yoán Moncada is missing everything but a boy-band pout on this one.
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Lucas Giolito does not want to infect anyone with his SoxFest flu.
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But yes, in fact, he is preparing to stab you with a baseball.
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Gio González has threatened to steal all the baseballs out of Camelback Ranch if Jerry deals him away one more time.
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Tim Anderson Wants You to come to the ballpark and have a good time.
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Seby Zavala is going to stay masked all spring training and just swoop in and steal the third catcher gig.
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So chill, Ian Hamilton is about to rear back into some easy heat.
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Let’s be frank: Carson Fulmer appears pretty tired of Photo Day.
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Is this mystery pitch a knuckle-curve, a nerf special, or something else? No matter what, Evan Marshall looks tickled to death to show it to us.
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Seriously, Evan Marshall is having some fun.
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Carlos Perez in the iron mask ... like, can I take this off at some point? Guys, what are you trying to say?
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Yeah, like I’m not gonna end with Eloy.
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