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Bird App Recap: I was promised a parade

And out with a whimper.


We’ve made it to the end. The White Sox have a chance to sweep the Twins and finish better than .500 despite having a horrendous season.

There is one glaring omission in the lineup today, on what could be his last game in a White Sox uniform.

Before we start, let’s take a deep breath and listen to this sage advice from Jackie.

Time for No. 162.

The Twins take an early lead.

Make that 4-0.

What a way to go out; 6-0.

Has Twitter fully given up? I think so.

Kind of rude of my spouse to say this, even if he checked out in April.

It’s 7-0 in the top of the second.

I was actually optimistic about 35 minutes ago. It’s 9-0, still top of the second.

Aren’t we all?

Anyway, here is a quick update on Davis Martin.

What a way to honor MVPito. Thanks, White Sox.

Has this been the most exciting part of the game in five innings? Yes.

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At this point, what could go wrong? Nothing matters and the Sox are on track to be shut out by the Twins.

He is absolutely due for one. What a travesty.

Shutout? We don’t know her!

And that’s ball game. Goodbye 2022 season, you were terrible.