Gamethread: White Sox at Rays

I mean, really, we’ve already published two pieces today on how miserable it is right now to be a White Sox fan, so what more am I gonna lead with here?

First, Colleen Sullivan again found herself unable to dis our opponents when our opponents are what we would wish to be. Voila! A Know Your Enemy: White Sox edition. And later on, along with his welcome-to-the-site Meet the Players, was Brian O’Neill’s pean to atrocious lineup construction and musing over whether TLR is just trolling us all.

So, can’t say enjoy the game, but hey, maybe the White Sox will surprise us.

(Rinse, repeat.)

Lineups!

Instead of something pithy on the wisdom of leading off any game at any level with Leury García, instead here is some White Sox news: The lazy susan of broken reliever dreams spins again, as Tanner Banks heads back to Charlotte for Kyle Crick. Also here’s some Pito stuff:

Yay!

And now, the catch-me-if-you-can Tampa-St. Pete Rays:

Later on, Di Billick is sure to entertain with your postgame recap, and Chrystal O’Keefe stands tall with another Six Pack of Stats and Bird App Recap.

DraftKings Corner

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