Alright, let’s get this game out of the way so we can get to Kaskade!
Yeah, they lost three of four to Kansas City, but the White Sox won something ...
No complaints. Get this game moving and get to what the people want: Kaskade
7 pitch first inning. Please for the love of god boo this team.— Cardboard White Sox (@SoxCardboard) August 12, 2022
Definitely a bit of a chicken-and-egg situation.
I don’t understand how Moncada takes so many 3rd strikes on fastballs down the middle but swings at first pitch balls— Joe Crede is the (@JoeCrede) August 12, 2022
[Insert Yasmani Moneyball Meme]
Yasmani Grandal has five hits and three walks in his last 14 plate appearances— Scott Merkin (@scottmerkin) August 12, 2022
The White Sox have plenty of singles in your area— White Sox Truther (@SamR33v3s) August 13, 2022
Same as it ever was. Same as it ever was.
Single. Double play. White Sox way— Reynaldo Lopez Enjoyer (@ChiFanBrad) August 13, 2022
Yoán strikes out with two on, but Cheesy Beef is still the worst.
I think I have seen this episode before.
American League solidarity tweet.
In other news:
Kopech gonna throw 7 no-hit innings and get a no-decision?— White Sox Twitt3r VII (@SoxTwitt3r) August 13, 2022
Go White Sox!
The battle of inept offenses continues: 0-0 though five innings.
Meanwhile, Michael Kopech out here making us feel things.
Luis hurt again? Wasting a no-hitter?
Kopech pulled at 85 pitches with a no-hitter going and we have BREAKING NEWS:
my mom said Tony will get fired in at least two weeks and we have a sign that says “question authority, never your mother,” so I think she’s right.— delia catherine (taylor’s version) (@deestweets23) August 13, 2022
KASKADE! KASKADE! KASKADE! KASKADE! KASKADE! KASKADE! KASKADE!
Engel in for Robert. Just let Kaskade perform already.— Yoan’s Yellow Gloves (@LaloCWS16) August 13, 2022
Combined no-hitter dies, but like a phoenix, a rallying cry rises from the crowd.
Never a dull moment.
The 2022 White Sox: At Least It’s Not Broken
Even the scoreboard can’t stay healthy with this team!
Andrew Vaughn does the impossible: a hit with the bases loaded
THAT, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN, IS A HIT WITH THE BASES LOADED!!!— Patrick Nolan (@SoxMach_pnoles) August 13, 2022
Oh thanks A-Vaughn I needed that! pic.twitter.com/qJkVvzCkJi— Ethan Katz’s Pen (@EthanKatzsPen) August 13, 2022
Did we mention that there is a Kaskade concert after the game?
Who needs insurance runs when you have Kaskade ... 2-0 Sox into the ninth.
Sox win, yeah yeah. We want Kaskade!
Can't wait to hear "Sandstorm" at Guaranteed Rate tonight.— keelin (@Keelin_12ft) August 13, 2022
Full disclosure: I have no Idea who Kaskade is? Is he any good?