The White Sox are on Fox tonight, so I’m sure it will be fun for everyone to watch the Brewers once again take them down. Also, Luis Robert Jr. is not in the lineup. He didn’t return last night, as Pedro Grifol promised. I’m sure everything is just fine.
Let’s enjoy some baseball and tweets, shall we?
Jesse Scholtens handles the top of the lineup with three punchouts in a row.
JESSE SCHOLTENS IS MY MF ACE— Brett (@brett_haffner) August 12, 2023
Gavin Sheets gets the first hit for the White Sox.
Why did he dive for that ball? He wasn’t even close!! (I’ll take it, because the #WhiteSox need all the help we can get)— Mike (@shure_michael) August 12, 2023
Oscar Colás follows up with a single. Elvis Andrus grounds out to first, but drives Sheets home, and the White Sox officially strike first. Then Tim Anderson got plunked. But everyone else is paying attention to a special on-field guest.
a bird casually strolling on the field— ₳VłⱤ (@4Avir) August 12, 2023
Scholtens continues to keep the Brewers on notice through five innings, with five strikeouts.
I’m a scholtens fan— Anthony Wayne (@triqqytripps702) August 13, 2023
Jesse Scholtens, Filthy Sliders. pic.twitter.com/LDQQr4y0VE— Rob Friedman (@PitchingNinja) August 13, 2023
Yoán Moncada adds a run, frustrating Brandon Woodruff in the bottom of the sixth.
The haters are fuming— cesspoolian era jacki (@zombie_jacki) August 13, 2023
Whatta lazy 107.5 MPH Home Run pic.twitter.com/abWiClajVS— BeefLoaf (@MrDelicious13) August 13, 2023
Sadly, the Brewers tie it up in the seventh.
Scholtens gets pulled after the two-run double in the seventh but still had an excellent game.
Who would have thought that Jesse Scholtens would have been a starter let alone a competent one at the start of this season???— cesspoolest sox u'know ️ ️⚧️ (@flannelGoddess) August 13, 2023
Bryan Shaw gives up a run, to put the Brewers up by one.
Ladies and Gentlemen, your 2023 Chicago White Sox.— Duke Coughlin (@ThatPodGuyDuke) August 13, 2023
Shoutout to Pedro Grifol for leaving Scholtens out there to die though.
i'll see y'all after the parade bitches— Cardboard White Sux (@SoxCardboard) August 13, 2023
Gavin Sheets gets on base for the third time tonight, this time via a walk. Woodruff hands the ball over to Craig Counsell.
Gavin Sheets comeback szn— White Sox Truther (@SamR33v3s) August 13, 2023
Tonight is a prime example of why Pedro Grifol should not be major league manager— Zach (@zachsox) August 13, 2023
Moncada stays hot with a leadoff single in the ninth.
Why not walk it off… for fun— John Totura (@JETotura) August 13, 2023
Andrew Vaughn struck out. Yasmani Grandal is up.
Yaz GIDP— The Last AirBENder (@BenChiTownKid98) August 13, 2023
Ben was wrong. Grandal struck out. Let’s see who is up to hopefully tie this game u— oh. Oh no.
Trayce Thompson at bat with the game on the line, just like Rick Hahn drew it up at the deadline— The Soxside Boys (@Soxsideboys_) August 13, 2023
And he strikes out.
Tonight’s game was a win that the manager turned into a loss. Vintage Tony La Russa performance.— WST Cesspool Petty Officer First Class (@SoxMach_pnoles) August 13, 2023
Quick turnaround, friends. Get some rest.
I hate baseball. I’ll be back tomorrow.— Brandon DJ (@therealbdejesus) August 13, 2023
Who had the best tweet of the night?
This poll is closed
@therealbdejesus: I hate baseball.
@Soxsideboys_ Trayce Thompson with a bat
@SoxCardboard: See y’all after the parade
@flannelGoddess: Competent Scholtens