"This series is a layup," said every fan two days ago
Permit us to fornicatingly abscond! (Let’s fucking go!)
Cease and the boys will attempt to keep the train rolling against the Twinkies
The South Siders get crushed by the Diamondbacks despite an early lead, but Justin Fields went 14-of-16.
Davis Martin will be caught by Carlos Pérez but EVERYTHING IS FINE
Johnny gets 26 outs of a stellar, 2-0 win ... but Yaz goes down, again