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South Side Sox Top 20: The Best Stories of 2022

Promotions, breaking news, season-long pain ... and Tony, Tony, Tony!

New Year? New White Sox

Here are some New Year’s Resolutions, as Auld Lang Syne plays softly in the distance

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South Side Soxivus 2023: Gifts

This Christmas morning, some of our staffers share what they hope they could give the White Sox for 2023

Grandma Got Run Over by a Reinsdorf

A very White Sox song of the season

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Green Eggs and Hahn

As the Winter Meetings approach, a Seussian twist

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White Sox release 2023 promotional schedule

Hey everyone, don’t mind the tire-fire roster, here’s FREE STUFF!

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SSS Staff Predictions 2022, revisited: Well, that didn’t go as planned

Everyone was on board with a division win, which means we were all WAY off

SoxivusFest 2022: Feats of Strength

We’ve aired our Grievances, including the White Sox canceling SoxFest. So we’re creating our own SoxFest fun

Halfway to April Fools’ Day: White Sox win, 3-1, remain two games behind Cleveland in division race

If the South Siders had won or led the season series with the Guardians, Royals and Twins by just the slimmest of margins, this is the game story you’d be reading now

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The Stale Princes of 35th & Shields

In a South Side Sox exclusive, we preview the upcoming documentary that tells the story of the ill-fated NBC Sports Chicago tweet

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I, for instance, always cry at Sox games

Dispatches from a ballpark of broken dreams

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Of course Jerry won’t sell

But if he donates, there’s a win-win-win, and keep-on-winning solution

White Sox Pride

Adrian Serrano’s latest and best design — the All Sox — takes the team’s inclusivity efforts to another level

F*ck It, Let’s Keep Competing!

If there’s anyone who can rally this ragtag 2022 White Sox team to the postseason, it’s cowboy Johnny Cueto — and designer Adrian Serrano

The best 98 cents ever spent

A fictionalized remembrance of the most-hyped rock n’ roll riot in major league history

South Side Eleanor Rigby

Sing for your next recital, ideally with an accompanying ensemble of kazoos and armpit farts

The Walk Heard ’Round the World

The night Leury Legend truly became legendary

Fire Rick!

Completing the matching set with Fire Tony, Rick Hahn gets the cannon treatment in our latest store offering

The Importance of Being Hall-of-Famer Baseball Person

A play in one act

Fire Tony!

La Russa gets the cannon treatment, in our latest store offering

It’s Gio Day, baby!

Ali White and Adrian Serrano combine forces to create a keeper T-shirt honoring Lucas Giolito

Welcome to White Sox therapy

It can only get better ... can’t it?

White Sox season set-up: big hopes and small fears

A somewhat sober presentation of potential highs and lows for 2022.

SSS Staff Predictions 2022: How far will the White Sox go?

Everyone is on board with a division win ... and for some, a World Series is in the cards

Taking in the sweet sounds of the ballpark

A ranking of 10 favorite White Sox walk-up/entrance songs from last season.

White Sox vs. Cubs: RIVALRY ROW (the British kind)

The definitive head-to-head guide for your South Siders and the team from the Lakeview East Shopping Plaza

Release the Bobbleheads!

From a homer in the corn to a stolen fly ball and the ever-popular nod to superheroes, the White Sox unveil a bevy of bobbles for the coming season.

Available now: a couple of sassy new T-shirts

Daniel Palka gets spicy, while the White Sox spend ... unwisely.

Thirty owners and one megadoofus control baseball. Bring back the Players League!

We brought a late 1800s concept right up to the 2020s — now available in ribald flavor.

Opening Day for the Lockout League!

The White Sox are crushed by our writers, 7-0.

Bring back the Players League!

We are bringing a late 1800s concept right up to the 2020s.

Rebranding the White Sox, Vol. 5

The flying sock soars once again!

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